HollywoodSpikeJenkins

Yeah, we get it. You're a Cruiserweight. Good job.

Melina's new entrance pose sucks.

Smart move, Orton. You're in a beat the clock match, so of course you use a bear hug/body scissors for 3 minutes.

I say Regal becomes Number One Contender for a month.

Regal? Thank God.

I need a marker. To send my match to. Because I wrote one. A match, that is.

Eh, it was all right. Nothing amazing. Kinda small, really.

I just finished watching The Hard Knocks DVD. As someone who grew up watching wrestling, trained in it, and just simply idolized Benoit and the career he had, I just can't express how much this whole thing has gotten to me. My girlfriend asks me why I care so much and the simple answer is that I've been watching Benoit since ECW/WCW when I was younger and when I got older I watched his Japan work and basically, I've always wanted the career in professional wrestling that Benoit had. From training in the Dungeon, to work in Japan, ECW, WCW, and capping it off with winning the World Heavyweight Title at Wrestlemania XX. To see this happen to my hero, its just heart-breaking.

My bulldog, Brutus, would care to disagree.

If I remember correctly, JJ was unconscious at the time. ELM put a chinlock on because it was a submissions match and won. Whats the problem? He was a heel, he used a chair, he used a cheap way to win.

Blah blah blah, ham sandwich. Yeah, we get it.

Boy, I do love my ham sandwich. It is so good. Let me show everyone. Hammy ham ham ham!

Just throw two guys together and put the titles on the line? Why is that so difficult?

Looking for some Davey Richards (prefer his stuff with KENTA in ROH).

Keep the titles on the line. When was the last time W+D defended? May of 06?

http://www.myspace.com/annotationsofanautopsy

Match was horrible. Shelly and Sabin got squashed.

I love this show. I need the first couple of seasons on DVD.

Kibs vs. Rando...Me vs. Jakey... Should have seen this coming.

Do we have any official confirmation yet?

JBL brought me to tears.

We just lost one of the greatest wrestlers to have ever lived. I'm...I don't know.

Yes, it will. The water cooler, er, juice box buzz on this one is deafening. I hear kids crying its name out in random public places. Plus, the online community of nerdy chicks who are obsessed with animated children's movies are eagerly awaiting it too. Whats wrong with liking animated children's movies? I'm looking forward to Ratatouille, not because I'm a fan of Disney/Pixar fans but also it deals with cooking which I love. You know I'm surprised Disney didn't try and put something together with the Food Network. My girlfriend is a chef and shes DYING to see this movie. So I'll be seeing it opening weekend.

Edit: Nevermind.

Smarks Board Name: HollywoodSpikeJenkins Wrestlers Name: "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins Height: 6'1 Weight: 205 lbs. Hometown: Long Island, New York Age: 25 Face/Heel: Heel. Stable: None. Tag Partner: None. Ring Escort: None. Weapon(s): Anything. Quote: "Hollywood = Ratings." Looks: Caucasian. Medium build. Has emo dirty blonde hair (like Charlie from LOST), with black highlights. Wears yellow and black shorts that reach the edge of his boots when wrestling. Has his wrist and hands wrapped in white tape with a black X drawn over the back of each wrist. Wears a black zip-up hoodie to the ring with some type of logo of a band or something. Wears shin high black boots. Ring Entrance: The lights begin to flicker around the arena as the violent guitar riffs and the blaring trumpets of Emmure’s “When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong” blast through the PA system. RAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The horrifying shriek of a laugh from lead singer Frank Palmieri sends a shiver down the spines of everyone in attendance. I hope this is a passing phase. There is no future where I stand, Here with you! The lights on the stage begin to flicker on and off. The audience begins to stomp their feet and clap their hands as they await The New Straight Edge Sensation. A small, but audible “Spike…Spike…Spike” chant breaks out inside the arena. This Is… …The End! With that, the crowd goes into frenzy as “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins steps out from behind the curtain. Now sporting short hair and a Five O’clock shadow and wearing an official SWF Spike Jenkins (SWFShopZone.com) black “Heartless” zip-up sweatshirt, Jenkins stomps down the ramp towards the ring. [Funyon stuff] Jenkins stomps down the ramp, unzipping the sweatshirt and tossing it to the side. Climbing up the steel steps, he slowly climbs onto the ring apron. Carefully watching his opponent, he steps into the ring… Stats: ¯¯¯¯¯ Strength: 4 Speed: 5 Vitality: 5 Charisma: 6 Style: Works the U.S. Independent Cruiser Style, but also over the past couple of months started training heavily in MMA (Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Amateur wrestling, and Muay Thai Kickboxing), so now he is a really strong striker and will use that mostly. Signature moves: 1. Lariat 2. Spear 3. Jumping Yakuza Kick (Roderick Strong style) 4. Half Nelson Back Breaker (Opponent in a half nelson, Spike lifts them up and drops them across one knee) 5. “The Strong Island Stretch” - Alex Shelly’s “Border City Stretch”/A Crippler Crossface, but with the opponents arm trapped behind the neck of Jenkins. 6. Running Yakuza Kick into corner (Kawada/MVP style) 7. Gutbuster (Opponent up on shoulders as if for a DVD, Spike throws them into the air and as they come back down, Spike lays out with double knees to the gut) 8. Shotei/Spinning backfist combo (2 open palm slaps followed by a spinning backfist) 9. Double Stomp 10. Pelle Kick (Spike does a backflip, kicking a standing opponent behind him in the head) Common moves: 1. 2 Kick Combo + Knock Out Kick to Face - Opponent is standing on knees. Spike kicks them twice in the chest, backs away, and hits a final shot to the face. 2. Soccer Tackle - Instead of having it used to set a move up, like by Toxxic; Spike uses it as a defensive maneuver. Used to slow down faster cruiserweights or to take big men down. 3. European uppercuts. 4. Boot scrapes/Forearm scrapes/Running boot scrape/Running dropkick to face/ Running forearm scrape. 5. “Dangerous Wizard” - Shining wizard but with a kick to the back of the head instead of a knee 6. Suplexs (Any kind you want) 7. Chops 8. Kicks 9. Amateur wrestling takedowns 10. Roaring Elbow Rare moves: “The Ratings Crash” - “Styles Clash”/ Can only be used against Cruiserweights, or small heavyweights. Spike lifts the opponent up from a standing head scissors, holding him upside "Super Ego Trip" - "Destiny Hammer"/Diving Enzu Knee/Spike's version of Tom Flesher's Ego Trip. Ever since losing the Cruiserweight title to Flesher (who used the Ego Trip to beat Spike), Spike has decided to start using his version of the move to gain the attention of The Superior One. With the opponent crouched over; Spike comes off the top rope with a diving knee to the back of the head/neck. “The Ratings Grabber” - “Five Star Frog Splash”/ Old SJL finisher. Will bust it out on special occasions every now and then. We all know what it is. “Breaking Edge” - Death Move/Opponent is put in a powerbomb position, but with his arms double underhooked. They get flipped up, but HSJ turns to his side in mid-air, having his opponent in a reverse DVD position, and drops them down in a Burning Hammer. Very Rare. Finishers: “Endwell” - “Pedigree”/Can and will be used against everyone and anyone. “The Fall of Rome” - “Roll the Dice”/Reverse Front Face Lock Swinging Neckbreaker “The Silver Lining” - “Dragon Clutch”/with the opponent lying on their stomach, Spike sits on their lower back. He wraps his right arm around their throat, then locks his left arm over his opponents left arm and pulls back with a Dragon Sleeper. Usually used after a float-over after “The Fall of Rome.”