Nighthawk

Yep, swap.avi and Bug Eater 2: Cockroach Eating Girl. They're both reviewed on Something Awful if you want more info. swap.avi is the out and out grossest, Bug Eater 2 is more psychologically disturbing, though both movies are both gross and disturbing. Of course, these are like hour long movies. 2girls1cup isn't that long.

That's my guess for #1, but I'd still like to know the full list.

Oh man, I never saw that... that's hilarious! I'm asking that in real life (obviously I'll have to change it from wrestling to some other coed activity, though).

You wouldn't be if you'd been here longer. We go through some vile, vile shit here. TSM regulars are more well versed in fetishistic phraseology than would be expected.

I had quiche for the first time the other day. It was pretty good, not great. It was a spinach and ham quiche.

While you know I love you, Leena, you did tell me numerous times that you were incredibly boring and never did anything.

Oh wait, my original account is still active. Well, I know what I'm doing tomorrow!

I'm not joining facebook. It's academic based, as far as I can tell, and I had an account there once, went out with three guys I met on it, and said fuck this. I felt gay enough having a myspace. Although, if I joined facebook for the sole purpose of masturbating to pictures of a girl... who I know through a wrestling message board... who also sometimes likes to watch guys blow each other... that is some kind of sick mobius strip of homosexuality. I'll consider it.

Chris Hansen is not the dream police. If he were, I'd have been executed long ago.

pbone openly admits his misogynistic issues, so that's a plus. I have no strong feelings about TaigaStar one way or the other, but I'm established as never really disliking anyone. I do, for the record, but I don't talk about it.

Absolutely not. If anything, I lament that I'm not as funny as I used to be... I'm probably too hard on myself, though. You, Franchise, should definitely be embarrassed, though.

Oh, everybody got it.

I used to think I did stupid stuff while drunk, but honestly, not so much. I do enough stupid stuff sober that it balances out. People have told me that if I drunk dial them, I sound pretty much the same as I always do. I've done stupid stuff on drugs, plenty of it, but drinking just turns me from Dave into Milky, like the Incredible Hulk, and I'm like that half the time anyway. I did get that DUI, but I really wasn't that drunk that time. I could have driven home no problem. But the law is the law.

... with a shovel!

Ha ha. Awesome. I'm unsure how I feel about the holiday. I don't like the commercialism or the religious overtones, but I love how people are nice to each other. The positivity is great. There are some great Christmas movies too. This year I've elected to celebrate Kwanzaa, so that's a compromise.

I think they're better than they get credit for. Not good, mind you, but not quite so terrible.

Killer sample.

If it were the worst film ever, surely it would have to also be the worst film of this year.

I agree that it's better than the original, and I have good taste in movies.

Leena, you were correct in assuming that I enjoy jerking off to pictures of you, but you should show me some more recent ones.

That was a funny thread, but Tom and others are totally gay. It's nice to see that the board in general gives way less of a fuck about anything now than it used it. That seems to be true of the world in general, but that might just be my perspective. I like where this is headed. Also, apparently Kotz fucked a 16 year old. I thought he was a virgin until like, last summer.

I've talked to pbone on the phone (briefly). He actually has a deeper voice than Kotz.

I've had the dvd since the day it came out, naturally. I'm going to have to agree that the escape was better in the theatrical version, although it didn't bother me too much... the new version is probably a little more realistic.

Buy some of those vending machine panties and send them to me.

I would just stab you right in the eye or something.