Nighthawk

So yeah, one maybe two more picks, and then I'm fairly confident I'll get most of the stuff I want.

I'm not misogynistic, and I'm the most popular poster here.

I've organized an underground fighting tournament with the people at work before. Seriously. Made pretty good money, too.

Here's an interesting note. Probably the last on my list of infamous films I hadn't seen was Nekromantik, and I finally watched it. And while watching it... I fell asleep with my eyes open. That's never happened before, and I have no idea why, or what significance the fact that I was watching Nekromantik played on it... but the movie was pretty good. I was laughing so hard at the guy cumming while he was stabbing himself.

Yeah, I wanted that one.

Yeah, I sure am glad Marney was sexually abused as a child.

Just make shit up. White, black, doesn't matter who you're talking to. If you sound like you know what you're talking about, they'll play along.

Carrot/Cheesecake for me. They're my two favorite cakes, after all.

I'm not talking about you. You're a Jew, so you should be funny. I'm not talking about me either, obviously. I'm funny. I decided when I drew a standing ovation ranting on a street corner. You should particularly agree with me, since you are having success with this. It's suddenly like how everybody in school wanted to be a marine biologist.

Why do people always think I'm some kind of weirdo? I'm an eccentric, at worst.

Every morning I jerk off before the snooze alarm goes off, but this morning it was getting pretty close to running out of time, so I thought of Leena and it did the trick. Except I didn't actually think of Leena, I was thinking of something she said (tearing her ass open so she shits on my dick and screams like an indian). So congratulations Leena, you are adept at conceptual erotica!

This may be taking the desert island gimmick too literally.

Over rated as hell. However, I don't know what I had. It was somebody elses, I didn't really ask. I was taking soma at the time, but that was all.

When did this become the new thing everybody wanted to do? Kinetic is right, most working comedians suck, much less all of you.

You know, I might have considered getting a sex change except I wouldn't be remotely passable. I wouldn't have been a "lesbian" though. I'd fuck the exact same people and things I do now.

Some fag.

Part of me wants to learn the guitar for real, but it's so typical. Which is part of why I'd like it, it's practical. But I don't have the temperment to be practical, I need to either be weird or flashy. And I don't know if I have the patience to do that on guitar. But, if I do learn guitar, this is my guitar:

Muggy.

Why does everyone know what color teal is? You're all gay.

Black Sabbath - Master of Reality Weird how there was no Sabbath yet. I didn't think this one would go first, so I was going to take it as soon as any Sabbath went. Fuck it though, I want it now. I liked the s/t for a while, but in the end, this is my favorite. By far. Better as an album. "Into the Void"? C'mon. Much as I like Sabbath's singles, I'm frankly a little sick of some of them. "Sweet Leaf" and "Children of the Grave", besides being awesome, also benefit from not being so overplayed. This album I'd call the definitive statement of Sabbath, and Sabbath are the definitive statement of Devil Music. Horns high.

Pretty awesome all around, if you ask me. I went there for my birthday last year.

Man, I swore off all fast food for a while again (probably should do that in the winter instead of the spring...), but had to break it cause I saw Arby's with a what? Spicy fish sandwich. Actually... it was fucking good.

I am a singer. Strike that... I am a performer! My motivation lags as I'm not so pissed of at everything anymore in my old age, though. I practice the Morin khuur. I can sort of half play a bunch of stuff. I'm pretty good at sampling. Might learn the bass. Cause it's an instrument, but not really.