kkktookmybabyaway

A long time ago in the GYLO folder I wrote the story of a science teacher who was one of those "cool" teachers, but I hated him anyway. (For those scoring at home, I wrote "Get a woman faggot" on some paper that I was supposed to give to my parents, then give back to the teacher, only I forgot to erase my commentary when giving it back to the teacher.) Well, a few years later I learned some chick sued him for sexual harassment and he had to quit/got fired. That's all...

Most places I worked at (and believe me there have been many) would have just said "f" it and accepted the hippie money. Perhaps if we put some hippie Indian on it they'll give the $2 another go...

So by this reasoning if non-priest-pedophilias would just marry they wouldn't bang kids? And I don't buy the they-can't-marry argument because if I wasn't allowed to have sex with women I wouldn't use alter boys as an alternative when I could just as easily bang some lonely, single chick from my congregation...

And those CSRs didn't bother to call a manager? Some months ago there was this idiot in the Pittsburgh area (I think it was at a Jo-Ann Fabrics store) that accepted a fake paper currency that had George W. Bush on the front. I think this guy's lawyer is going to get him one hell of a Reward Zone card...

The plot thickens...

*sigh* One time when I was working at BK some fat bitch in the drive-thru was bitching because it cost 30 cents more for cheese on her Whooper. I told her that because a Whopper gets two slices of cheese, it comes out to 15 cents per slice and if she would go the grocery store the cost wouldn't be much different. She wasn't amused. Of course I used to spit and put detergent in people's food, so this incident was a .2 on the kkk-adventures-in-stupid-customers scale...

So of course you just had to contribute, huh?...

I always thought it was that "Scent of a Woman" sound Paccino made, but I think it is indeed what Max said...

I'll tell you what, if they appoint a Pope of color, the Pontiff's ride better get Pope-a-fied and quick...

John Madden has a theory (he talked about it in one of his books) that big guys have been told all their lives that they need to "hold back" their aggressions because they could easily squash the guys. Little guys are encouraged to be aggressive because then they will be perceived as having a lot of heart/courage/etc. Makes sense in a way -- I roll my eyes whenever I heard some sports broadcaster/anchor say "*insert name* my be the smalled guy on the field/court, but he's got the BIGGEST HEART..."

Hmm, there's a lot of room in the back -- How's $10 sound?...

I'd rather worry about having a kid than worrying about herpes. You can disown the brat when they turn 18 -- herpes is foreve...

And to think all this time I thought it was due to my breath...

LOL -- I guess that's why RIGHT-WING RADIO hasn't been talking about this memo being another Rathergate scandal for the past week or so. I also heard Terri S's name was misspelled on the memo. On the bright side, a position just opened for you, Tyler...

I'm unhappy about this thread...

She was probably hoping to get something else -- like a kid...

I think a more fitting punishment for loafing football players would be to give them cancer...

If that's the prince, I'd hate to know how old the king is...

I wonder if he'll get treatment in the U.S. or Canada?...

Wow, you must have lost weight if we can't see you on the screen...

Well, that's lame. Shouldn't he be wrong once in a while? Then Fox can spinoff another series -- Courtroom...

I'll probably be rotting in my grave somewhere because God, not the State, will eventually "execute" him. lol -- you should have said that you owed him $2.50 and he needs to get it from that other kid. That's how Judge Judy resolved a case one time. (Yes, I watch Judge Judy every now and then so f' you all...)

Dr. Tom? Oh hell no. If I ever turn queer I would have to be the butch of the relationship. *Checks out MikeSC.* And although I'd vote against gay marriage in PA if it should ever appear on a ballot, I have to wonder exactly how many homosexual couples live in Kansas, sans Human/Animal relationships of course. EDIT: Just heard on Paul Harvey News that the final tally was 71 percent voting against Bob and Jim getting married...

Yeah, whatever happened to him?...

Don't worry, Slayer. Some red diaper doper baby judge will overrule this and you and Loss will no longer have to live in sin (well, at least not as much sin, anyway...)