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I would sneak those papers out in my pants, but there's already too much stuff down there already...

Sadly, I haven't been able to see the light for sometime now. But it could be worse -- I could be as old as Dr. Tom...

Rant made a thread that might be interesting...

But Cereb, because of those roided up athletes OUR CHILDREN are now taking the juice. Something must be done for the children -- you don't hate children, do you?...

Never eat at Burger King...

A&C ownz joo -- their radio shows were gold, too...

Oh, these were about the games -- I like the Sonic character better so I picked him. Besides, Mario's probably a lazy untion gujy, being a plumber and all...

I saw South Park Friday night -- worked for me. Loved the "we'll get the Republicans" line...

If you're talking about Marvin, I dunno. I was just goofing around...

listens to farm animals while having sex with ashley simpson... VVV

I tried once or twice and went crazy. I must have ADD or something. EDIT: Just for you Kotz, I went back and read your post. I think the argument would be that "nature" gave man the ability over 50-60 years to make the technology to extend life. Not saying I agree with this line of reasoning, just trying to bump up your self-esteem and not end a post with FAUX NEWS LOL or a Mikey Moore fat joke... ... which got me the thinking -- how many feeding tubes would Mikey have to have inserted to keep him alive?...

But when these "minor nuisances" that I had nothing to do with add up to several hundred dollars of your security deposit/pro-rated rent being taken away you tend to get a bit pissy (if memory serves the amount was around $500). Like LIM said in this thread, landlords will nitpick at every little thing to get more of your security deposit. Now I can understand that many tennants are assholes and leave a place in shitty condition, but that's not the fault of the tennants out there that try to keep a living quarters clean. I suggest to anyone moving in a place to spend the first day or so inspecting the place and taking pictures of anything that a landlord might charge you for when you move out. Make copies of the pictures and give the landlord a copy. And if the pics aren't dated, get them notarized if possible. For once, trust your elders on this one, young TSM posters. For both. lol -- when we moved into our house in August, the lawn hadn't been mowed in at least a month. The couple we bought the house from were old and didn't do the lawncare (which I don't blame them for -- they have both since passed on). Anyway, we figured we'd buy a lawn mower once we got moved in. No sense in buying it and then having to put it in a U-Haul. Anyway, the first day or so we had all our stuff in the house this neighborhood kid comes up and offeres to mow our lawn. He did a shitty job, but it was better than having a jungle growing. All I needed to do was have my car parked on cinder blocks and we would have looked like white trash. Oh, and since we moved in, two houses nearby have been sold, and two more are on the market. This was all after I had my Bush/Cheney sign out on the front yard (Our house was the only one with such a sign...)

I was never a L&H fan. I'm not hatin' on anyone that does (except for Vern), but I always preferred Abbott and Costello...

Maybe it was art, you prude...

Finally someone else noticed that...

If you don't like it, hippie, I'll inflate an inner tube so you can float back to Cuba and get your free rice cooker...

Perhaps the silence is because nobody cares? And I didn't read Mr. Bolt's long-ass post...

Well at least the kid didn't start throwing fireballs...

When I lived in Sappy Valley the better half and I moved in to this apartment, and when we moved out we left the place in better condition than it was when we first arrived. Well, here are some of the things we got hit for: * Had to replace all the screen windows because they were clawed. Although we had a kitten at the time we only kept one window open and she rarely, if ever, went up to that window. The previous renters, from my understanding had some kitties, too. * Got double-billed for a month's electric. We payed our last bill, and the electric company sent a bill to the management office, and they also deducted that from our security deposit. * We were charged for the removal of contact paper from the kitchen drawers -- they were there when we got in. * We left early because the new tennant wanted to move in early. No problem, we were supposed to be pro-rated the rest of our last month's rent. Well, we moved out Saturday, and the tennant didn't move in until Wednesday. We didn't get our pro-rated rent for the time in-between. It would have been nice to know this, considering I was moving into another apartment on the complex, and due to my work schedule and the better half's graduation taking place, I slept on the FUCKING FLOOR of my new apartment that first night when I could have been in my old apartment instead. * There were a few other things that I can't remember. Well, after realizing how bad we got buttfucked I then took pictures of all the shit that was wrong with the apartment I was in. One of the windows in my apartment had something broken on it, and I made a note of this. I even taped the fucking fragment to my "report" that I turned into these assholes. Well, when it was time to move out I had them do a walk-through and they mentioned the "broken" window. I then told them about my "report" and they didn't remember. Well, we went back to the office and they pulled out my "report." They said there wasn't a fragment on the report. Of course there was tape marks on the paper from where they apparently tore off this fragment, not to mention the section of the page where I taped this piece of plastic was torn out. When I finally moved out of Sappy Valley and into Ohio, I wondered why I hadn't received my security deposit from the second place I rented from. The cunt manager said I had to get my money from the people I subletted from, which is NOT what she had said to me on two separate instances. After threatening to pay her a visit with a few "toys" I got my deposit back sans $50. Personally, I don't get why you crazy kids keep changing your name/avatar/subject line. Pick something and stick with it...

I'm trying to forget what happened in CE last year, so I'm just going to give Mumia the day off. kkk -- liking Racist Dusty since 12 a.m. Friday...

Christ, I can't wait to see how long Mike's post is going to be when he takes every sentence quote by quote...

Christ, I hate these up-to-the-minute updates. OMG the Pope blinked, stay tuned for more. Either let me know when he's dead or when he does a jumping jack...

The Avatar'll come out, tomorrow, Bet your bottom dollar, that tomorrow, There’ll be Mumia...

Riveting stuff there -- almost as compelling as those columnists, when talking about some pols wanting to make English America's official language, writes their article all in slang. I know when I get on life support/feeding tube/etc. the big fight is going to be who gets to pull the plug...