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Who will be the chief operator of vague one-line topic titles? I'm currently putting this distinction up for the highest bidder. Anyway, in an attempt to generate some discussion around here, I have a question for you all. In recent history the second term of every President has had some big scandal. Clinton had impeachment, Reagan had Iran-Contra, and Nixon had Watergate. Any guesses on what Bush's will be? (I'm curious to see what INXS will say, although my anticipation will probably make his remark not as good as I think it would, or could, be...)

I don't get him in my area, but I hear those f'n Corta-Slim commercials every 10 minutes on the radio. "Hi, I'm Phil Hendrie and I, too, am a *insert name of talk show currently on the air that he's doing a commercial on* fan. Hey, I just lost 20 pounds on this product I think you ought to try out..."

Well then follow through with it, hippie. A little kid just asked me if it was OK to post about the Yankees and Kurt Angle on TSM. (I'm not too keen on the AS hate; I'm assuming his talk reagarding these two topics, among other things, is what he was hated for around here...)

I wouldn't. And Glory is one of my all-time favorite films...

Ugh. I listened to that shit years ago while at work one night, and it was so godawful. And they had like 20 different phone numbers to call. "If you're calling east of the Rockies, dial 1-800-123-1234." "If you're calling west of the Rockies, dial 1-800-123-1235." "If you're calling north of the Rockies, dial1-800-123-1236." "If you're calling south of the Rockies, dial 1-800-123-1237." "If you're calling from overseas, dial 1-800-123-1238." "If you're calling from a cell phone, dial 1-800-123-1239." "If you're calling from a spaceship, dial 1-800-123-1230." "If you're calling from the center of the earth, dial 1-800-123-1240." "If you're calling from the 7-11 down the street, dial 1-800-123-1241..."

I eat it with Chinese food, cheese sauce or butter, which kinda defeats the purpose of eating broccoli in the first place...

Yeah, I don't sim either. One time I simmed a game and nearly half my team was out for the year. I'm on my sixth season and it will probably be my last if the better half gets Madden '05 for xmas...

When I saw Vol. 2 for the first time I thought the same thing, but upon multiple viewing I found that part not to be that bad...

Well then it must be true...

Too many things to name...

OMG DON'T TELL ME YOU WASTE YOUR TIME WATCHING SAMURAI JACK-OFF!!! Actually, I've no opinion on that show. I've seen it a few times. Some guy walks around and fights stuff. If that's your thing then cool...

"Damn laundry staff. They must have put our hats in the dryer too long because mine doesn't fit. What about yours?..."

I'd be happy if they looked back at JFK and RFK, or even look at Evan Bayh and John Breaux...

Sure FDR did a bunch of things that I disagree with, but one thing I give him credit for is the fact he had the balls to try and do something about the Depression. Could you imagine what would happen now if the world, including America, got hit with such an economic disaster? Christ, we get all pissy when the unemployment rate dips to under 5.5 percent. Now I happen to be in the camp that thinks WWII had more of an effect on getting out of the Depression than the New Deal, but I give FDR the benefit of the doubt. Heck, when he first created Social Security, it wasn't intended to be the sole source of retirement income for workers. In fact, the average life expectancy of an American was less than the age required for someone to collect SS. So the next time one you hippies starts whining about my right-wing flame-throwing, look back on this thread and bite me -- unless you have the AIDS, then you can just hit me with a stick. Here's another interesting fact: The "S" Harry S Truman stands for nothing. For some reason Big Media made it up and Harry just went along, or something like that...

Fag. My favorite Christmas came when I was in college. I was getting ready to leave for my 6 a.m. - 2 p.m. shift at the gas station when my one grandma called, claiming she was "sick," thus making me wake my mom up, which she wasn't happy about. I left, goofed off for 6 hours, made fun of a stupid customer whose $1 lottery ticket we couldn't cash because the lottery machine was on the fritz. He got all pissy at my co-worker, who made a joke toward him after he was leaving, claiming never to come back to our story. Then I started laughing at him, as did the rest of the people in line. His self-esteem was ruined that day...

Wow, that is pretty ghey, not that there's anything wrong with that -- lol at Jeopardy. Even I got that final question about H&R Block, and I suck at Final Jeopardy. I think Ken took a dive. I'll check it out in greater detail when I get home from work...

MADDEN INVASION!!! I'm in Year 5 of my franchise and I'm playing in my second Super Bowl. After pulling out a win v. the Texans, I bitch-slapped KC, who have defeated me in the postseason two other times. I have a feeling Rondee Barber, Brian Dawkins, Tommy Maddox, Mike Alstott, and a few others will probably retire after this season, so I need to win this one and send them all out winners. *runs away...*

What? AoO's holiday day? That made me jealous...

Wait, I thought you did the show -- why does the SD do the talking? PM me to keep this coversation going...

I can stay up late. And PA is in the mid-Atlantic region, hippie. Yeah, I said it. (Awaits the General's "Hi, I banned kkk thread," as are quite a few others probably...)

Don't ask for my JJ. He'll either run away or play with it...

Oh come on Cereb. Why would you want to leave all this? Admit it, you need your daily INXS fix. And what's the big deal with Iran? They're probably making those rockets so their people can have affordable energy...

While we're sucking each other's wangs, how's the radio show now that the BoSox won it all? What are Boston fans whining about now? Oh, and sorry for dragging this thread off course...

There, now I win. The only think I like about Xmas is the presents. Getting together with "family" makes me gag. The traffic sucks a bit, but that's made up with the good sales that occur during this time of the year...

I'll say over...