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TRS, you desperately need a girlfriend. Way too much pent-up anger. And I didn't say ALL Palestinians were suicide bombers. Just the SUB-HUMAN MONKEYS that strap boom-booms to themselves. In addition, what exactly is the point of a suicide bomber that goes into a crowded marketplace with a boom-boom strapped to his-or-her-self? Is it to get a better spot in line? Maybe you can be our next hunger4unger; you've got the potential -- I would like that...

We'll always have our memories...

No, you're not drunk. And I thought you were MikeSC...

Because she's a woman...

Almost forgot about this... Ripper Lord Of The Curry Kotz CWM KKK Agent Of Oblivion Kahran Ramsus IDRM

All my old man used to do was give out a whopping. He used this board with a nail through it and whenever he had me in position he'd raise the board up with the pointy part of the nail facing me. Then, when the board was out of my line of sight he'd flip his wrist so the "dull" side of the board would hit me. The anticipation of getting hit was much worse than the actual act itself...

George Soros' check hasn't cleared yet...

Last time I peed in the shower the better half chucked a bottle of shampoo at my head. Hurt like hell. And I was aiming for the drain, too...

So NoCalMike, was this thread everything you hoped it would be?...

I was hired due to my smokin' arse. And I'm sure men can whore themselves. Problem is there aren't that many chicks in positions of power, and most of the gay bosses are probably in Hollywood. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

I don't picture the SF Chron. when I hear "media elites." Must be my Mid-Atlantic bias or something...

The SFC isn't exactly on my list of newspapers to read -- sorry. And I was re-enforcing it. God it's weird when we agree on stuff, isn't it?...

I'll get the DVD's when I want them -- not as an anniversary gift. I get these two things together, she'll expect the same later...

Believe it or not, we are in agreement. Maybe it's just me but I've been noticing a lot of "U R FLAMING" posts recently. What's up wit' dat? EDIT: We're in the same bizzarro world where Mikey took a quote out of context. Perhaps he snipped the rest of the Congressman's quote because he heard the Good Humor Ice Cream Truck and had to leave right then and there to get a chocolate cookie crunch bar or five...

Fuck that shit. She's made her bed -- now she's got to lie in it. And to make matters worse, she has to lie in it with me...

That's kinda gay there, Mike. And oddly enough, I was going to get her the Family Guy DVDs, but she wants those god-damn tickets instead...

And speaking of ol' Mikey. Link...

Please. Do we REALLY need any more backup evidence than this? We do that anyway -- don't need this thread to do that. I can't speak for the rest of my Conservative Brigade brethern, but I don't do autographs. If there's someone I admire, I'd rather spend the time they would use writing their signature on just shaking their hand. OK, that made me laugh. Well I usually get DVDs, but she's been bitching about wanting to see this one musical, so I need to get my ass in gear and order tickets. Romance wasn't in the contract agreement she signed when I became her boyfriend...

And they would know how?...

As an aside, my old college advertising textbook said that Hispanics were very brand loyal, which is why companies bend over backwards to cater to immigrants...

Well that's what you get for broadcasting smut, hippie. What was the clip, btw?...

Ten fantasy dollars says this is a pub gag for Mikey so he can claim that people are clamoring for his comedy, err, documentary...

Gag. I saw that ad, too. Are they going to even wait until 2010 before launching "I love the 2000's"?! Like I really need to be reminded of '99s pop-culture happenings...

On the LOTR commentary I think they said that the first scenes shot were those of the ring wraiths stabbing Frodo...

Weird. That's that's the date in which my better half and I have our seven-year anniversary. Shit, that reminds me, I better get her gift now before it's gone. Props to Mikey Moore for helping to remind me of this...