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OMG FAU... Uh, wait a minute here...

Not bad at all (especially considering what else is out there), but I'd still take Laura's Bush over hers any day...

Eww, the big 3-0 (I'm not far behind). Happy "B" Day (You won't have many more of them left) General...

I think there's a data-entry error with your card. It only says good through 1/05. Shouldn't that be 1/08? And another thing, instead of the hologram picture of the world map, shouldn't it just be an image of the U.S. -- since we're a unilateral super power and all?...

This has been pinned for a week. Time for a mod to take this thread off life support...

Well it got a chuckle out of me...

*Yawn* Ok, let me flip the script. How come some people are all about the slaughter of an innocent life (abortion) but yet don't want to see convicted murders meet their Maker?...

WWN is the first publication I thumb through while waiting at the check-out stand when some bitch in front of me is paying for her 40 items (in the express lane of all places) via check...

I am an Indy Pacer, not a Minuteman...

What, no Air Ball? No Post up? No Full/Half-Court Press? No Palming?...

Man if they shipped that over to the states the lawyers would be waiting at the dock for the shipment to come in. (The gun toy, not Commie Cleanser...)

Funny thing is if a Democrat gets elected, Big Media will whine about how the Ultra-Mega-Super-Sized Right Wing is dividing America...

Boo -- I was trying to make a joke. Note the word "trying." It's all good. Oh -- I don't own a gun and I don't fault someone for wanting to own a gun. However, in the words of a comic whose name I can't remember, "If you can't wait six days to own a gun, you're the type of person that needs to wait six days before owning a gun." It numbs your senses and makes you too trusting...

Well I knew someone who drowned. Guess what? I don't drink water anymore...

What if you have twins?...

I'm away for a few days and this thread pops up. I know I'm too late with this but I don't care: Another good reason to have beds in the house...

... People actually listen to this ridiculous crap? Check that. Hell, I just realised it's probably in my wife's CD player right now. There's much worse out there. Much worse. And if "Tip Drill" is what the youngin's these days are saying in regards to having sex I don't want to know what "Double Dribble" stands for now...

Good lord. Make sure you eat a few dozen onion/garlic bagels before showing up...

For a sec I thought Mr. Cherry exposed his right tit to a TV audience. Oh, yeah, fuck French hockey players...

Bah, I don't even feel like talking about it, General...

Well I choked in my interview -- hope yours goes better...

Oh well, I guess this thread isn't a total loss. I was thinking of some way to bring this story to the pulblic but didn't want to be scorned by my peers for creating a thread dedicted to this purpose... Story

Wow, someone besides Dave having health problems on the Late Show. There's a first...

Yay. Leave Indy alone you Hollywood bastards. I want to know what that script was so I can laugh at it. "Indiana Jones and the search for the Holy Bedpan..."

But at least you lived to see another day...