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Of course the question is why would anyone be carrying an almanac with them in public?...

I also liked this gem: So unless I'm reading this wrong somebody's family(-ies) was letting a 15-year old kid borrow the car for joyrides?...

Good. Fuck them all...

Did they manage to add in a burning cross behind Limbaugh's seat? Also, did they add the soundbite of Jackson saying he had little black kids asking him if it was OK for them to become quarterbacks? And while I'm on this subject, what place did Racist Dusty get?...

Isn't this the diet that's facing all those lawsuits because it *SHOCK!* doesn't work?...

Good God. Did they also include SportsCenter getting burned by that phony Cubs fan call?...

I was watching the James Bond films on Spike this past week and that's all they !@#$% played were those Henson ads. Oh, and if anyone's a Bond fan I have a few questions about the series. PM me please because I don't want to stray away from this topic...

Gee, I wonder where the Rush Limbaugh comment was placed at?...

Well if you dropped one of those things out of 10-story window and it landed on someone's head it could be a dangerous weapon...

I've heard that Dennis Green didn't want to be a coach for the last few years. Of course, that's because Whitey is making him say that...

I think my soon-to-be brother/sister in-law had ATV 2 in the PS2 bundle that they got their kids this year...

::Hugs Fear Havoc:: THANK YOU. I've mentioned this before, but I think it deserves repeating. Earlier this year I was watching a baseball game on ESPN between the Red Sox and Angles. Ben and Lopez were at the game and the announcers make a comment about how they were distracting other fans from watching the game. Of course, ESPN turned the cameras on them, it seemed, just about every inning. Stupid ESPN announcer: "OMG Lopez is getting up to use the bathroom! We're tired of the overexposure!!!..."

You are all missing the big picture. How many minority candidates will be interviewed by these teams?...

I'm going with a perfect season -- this also includes the postseason as well...

Depends on where the severed penis was found...

Now if Michael Jackson's and Jimmy Hoffa's severed penis were found would that get the CE label?...

Here's another odd happening. Vern (AZ) eliminated raz (Minn) from the playoffs in Week 17 via TB...

Here are the playoff brackets for each Conference: AFC: 1 – Gert T (New York Jets) 13-3 2 – Cuban_Linx (Tennessee) 10-6 3 – Canadian Chris (Denver) 10-6 4 – DrTom (Baltimore) 9-6-1 5 – Agent of Oblivion (Miami) 10-6 6 – tpww7 (Buffalo) 9-7 Notes: 1) Linx got the second seed over Chris due to a better TB score 135-155. 2) tpww7 got the last seed over the San Diego team because I eliminated the Chargers TB score after Week 15 and these two teams didn't face off in the regular season. 3) Tom is above Agent of Oblivion in the seeding because Tom is a division winner. NFC 1 – Swift Terror (Chicago) 11-5 2 – bravesfan (San Fran) 10-6 3 – Human Fly (Washington) 9-7 4 – fazzle (Carolina) 9-7 5 – Just_John (Dallas) 8-8 6 – Vern Gagne (Arizona) 8-8 Notes 1) Fly got the third seed over fazzle because Fly defeated fazzle in the regular season. 2) Just_John got the fifth seed over Vern because John defeated Vern in the regular season. 3) razazteca didn’t make the playoffs because a) He lost to Vern in the regular season, b) John has a better TB score 167-182. 4) barron and MD2020 didn’t make the playoffs due to the following: Barron and MD didn’t play Vern in the regular season and split each of their season series match-ups with John, so Vern and John beat out barron and MD in the next end-of-season tie-breaker, which was lowest TB score. This was due to the fact barron’s and MD’s TB scores were eliminated in Week 15. Here are this week’s matchups: AFC: Bye: Gert T (New York Jets), Cuban_Linx (Tennessee) tpww7 (Buffalo) 9-7 @ Canadian Chris (Denver) 10-6 Agent of Oblivion (Miami) 10-6 @ DrTom (Baltimore) 9-6-1 NFC: Bye: Swift Terror (Chicago) 11-5, bravesfan (San Fran) 10-6 Vern Gagne (Arizona) 8-8 @ Human Fly (Washington) 9-7 Just_John (Dallas) 8-8 @ fazzle (Carolina) 9-7 Here are the rules: 1) You must PM me your predictions and I will reveal them once everyone turns in their selections are made. The picks you make to me don’t have to be the same for bravesfan's contest. 2) In your PM you not only have to tell me who will win each game but also predict the number of points each team will score. SCORING: Whoever picks the most correct winners in each match-up advances to the next round. Example: * tpww7 picks Baltimore, Dallas, Green Bay and Denver to win. * Canadian Chris picks Baltimore, Dallas, Green Bay and Indy to win. * Baltimore, Dallas, Seattle and Denver win. * tpww7 beats Chris 3-2 If there is a tie then the first tie-breaker will be whoever was more accurate in picking the total scores for all four separate games. Example: * Vern Gagne picks Baltimore to win 7-3, Dallas to win 3-0, Green Bay to win 10-0 and Denver to win 9-7 * Human Fly picks Baltimore to win 7-0, Dallas to win 10-3, Seattle to win 14-0 and Indy to win 20-10 * Baltimore wins 10-0, Dallas wins 13-3, Seattle wins 20-17 and Denver wins 14-9. * Vern and Fly are tied at 3 correct picks each and move on to the first tie-breaker. * Vern had a total of 10 points selected in the Baltimore game (7 for Baltimore, 3 for Tennessee), Fly had 7 (7 for Baltimore, 0 for Tennessee). The final score total is 10, so Vern wins that game. * Vern had a total of 3 points selected in the Dallas game, Fly had 13. The final score total was 16, so Fly wins that game. * Vern had a total of 10 points selected in the Green Bay game, Fly had 14. The final score total was 37 so Fly wins that game. * Vern had a total of 16 points selected in the Denver game, Fly had 30. The final score was 23 so Vern and Fly TIE this game. * Fly defeats Vern 2 games to 1 in the first tie-breaker. If there is still a tie after the first tie-breaker, the second tie-breaker will be combining the total points of all four games and seeing who is closest to the total score of all four games – the first tie-breaker had all four games counted separately. If there is still a tie after the third tie-breaker then I’m going to shoot myself. But before I do I’ll flip a coin to determine the winner -- heads the “road” team wins, tails the “home” team wins. If you have any questions ask away. I would like predictions by midnight Thursday at the latest...

And you finally caught on to this after 17 weeks?...

Swift_Terror usually PM'd me his picks and I posted them up (As I did with Hardyz1's Ghost) -- there was a week or two where he posted on the OAO Prediction Threads. He doesn't post here as much as most of us so that's why he did the PM/E-mail avenue. He also used to be a co-worker of mine...

Playoff Tree/Postseason Prediction rules/etc. is shortly upcoming in a new thread... New England Patriots (nl5xsk1 7-9) d. Buffalo Bills (tpww7 9-7) 11-8 San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan 10-6) d. Seattle Seahawks (DawnBTVS 6-9-1) 10-9 Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020 8-8) d. Washington Redskins (Human Fly 9-6) 12-10 Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff 7-9) d. Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik 7-9) 10-8 Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery 6-9-1) TIE Cincinnati Bengals (Choken One 6-8-2) 10-10/10-10 St. Louis Rams (cerebus316 7-8-1) d. Detroit Lions (Will Scarlet 7-9) 11-10 Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost 7-9) d. Houston Texans (Bored 7-9) 10-9 Chicago Bears (Swift Terror 11-5) d. Kansas City Chiefs (cartman 6-10) 9-8 Miami Dolphins (Agent of Oblivion 10-6) d. New York Jets (Gert T 13-3) 10-10/0-5 Dallas Cowboys (Just John 8-8) d. New Orleans Saints (Flyboy 6-10) 10-9 Tampa Bay Buccaneers (MarvinisaLunatic 6-10) d. Tennessee Titans (Cuban_Linx 10-6) 10-9 Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 8-8) d. Minnesota Vikings (razazteca 8-8) 11-11/4-18 New York Giants (bob_barron 8-8) d. Carolina Panthers (fazzle 9-7) 12-11 Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff 6-10) d. Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 10-6) 12-11 San Diego Chargers (ALWAYS PISSED OFF 9-7) d. Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka via kkk's picks 6-10) 10-6 Baltimore Ravens (Dr.Tom 9-6-1) d. Pittsburgh Steelers (Bored 8-8) 10-9 Key: Y = Division Champs, Z = Wild Card, X = Out of postseason play * = TB scores are from a 15-game schedule and weren't factored into division standings AFC EAST Y = New York Jets (Gert T) 13-3 <PF: 167, PA: 150, TB: 122> Z = Miami Dolphins (Agent of Oblivion) 10-6 <PF: 156, PA: 146, TB: 153> Z = Buffalo Bills (tpww7) 9-7 <PF: 155, PA: 156, TB: 186> X = New England Patriots (nl5xsk1) 7-9 <PF: 155, PA: 156, TB: 186> AFC NORTH Y = Baltimore Ravens (Dr.Tom) 9-6-1 <PF: 156, PA: 157, TB: 133> X = Pittsburgh Steelers (Bored/kkk) 8-8 <PF: 149, PA: 152, TB: 142> X = Cincinnati Bengals (Choken One) 6-8-2 <PF: 145, PA: 142, TB: *142*> X = Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery) 6-9-1 <PF: 156, PA: 154, TB: 175> AFC SOUTH Y = Tennessee Titans (Cuban_Linx) 10-6 <PF: 157, PA: 154, TB: 135> X = Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff) 7-9 <PF: 151, PA: 157, TB: 97> X = Houston Texans (Bored) 7-9 <PF: 160, PA: 160, TB: 110> X = Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost) 7-9 <PF: 148, PA: 146, TB: 213> AFC WEST Y = Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 10-6 <PF: 166, PA: 153, TB: 155> X = San Diego Chargers (AlwaysPissedOff/AgentBond) 9-7 <PF: 146, PA: 137, TB: *165*> X = Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka) 6-10 <PF: 149, PA: 162, TB: 258> X = Kansas City Chiefs (cartman) 6-10 <PF: 149, PA: 156, TB: 153> NFC EAST Y = Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 9-7 <PF: 152, PA: 155, TB: 131> Z = Dallas Cowboys (Just John) 8-8 <PF: 142 PA: 150, TB: 167> X = Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020) 8-8 <PF: 143, PA: 139, TB: *114*> X = New York Giants (bob_barron) 8-8 <PF: 142, PA: 131, TB: *122*> NFC NORTH Y = Chicago Bears (Swift_Terror) 11-5 <PF: 151, PA: 142, TB: 87> X = Minnesota Vikings (razazteca) 8-8 <PF: 152, PA: 143, TB: 182> X = Detroit Lions (Will Scarlet) 7-9 <PF: 146, PA: 158, TB: 139> X =Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff) 6-10 <PF: 153, PA: 156, TB: 117> NFC SOUTH Y = Carolina Panthers (fazzle) 9-7 <PF: 148, PA: 137, TB: 93> X = Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) 7-9 <PF: 138, PA: 146, TB: 140> X = New Orleans Saints (Flyboy) 6-10 <PF: 146, PA: 154, TB: 167> X = Tampa Bay Buccaneers (MarvinisaLunatic) 6-10 <PF: 138, PA: 150, TB: 152> NFC WEST Y = San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan) 10-6 <PF: 159, PA: 147, TB: 140> Z= Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 8-8 <PF: 149, PA: 156, TB: 127> X = St. Louis Rams (cerebus316) 7-8-1 <PF: 133, PA: 136, TB: *145*> X = Seattle Seahawks (DawnBTVS) 6-9-1 <PF: 142, PA: 145, TB: 152>

One thing I got a chuckle out of was on *I think it was Fox* a pre-game show it was "reported" that AZ's soon-to-be fired head coach Dave McGinnis might become the next Vikings Defensive Coordinator...

Keep the NFL postseason the way it is -- 16 teams is overkill...

Oh yeah, it's gone. Pity, I liked that folder. But it seemed like I was one of the few who did. I'll find a reason to go on living despite this setback...

Bon voyage...