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The other team scores more points than Orlando...

It would surprise the heck out of me -- Linx killed me earlier this season...

Oh come on now -- Bush is doing this so the masses will hop on the pro-war bandwagon again so Halliburton can make more money. That HAS to be the reason, right?...

And I thought the U.S. had some goofy titles. Wow, taking a book from the Catholic Church's playbook -- guess these two groups aren't that different after all...

I ain't sticking my hands in her mouth. How do you think she gets drugs, booze and cigarettes?...

Why bother. I can't knock any of her teeth out because they are all rotted away from crack and rum...

Hey, it's dead. Symbolism, Flyboy. Symbolism. (Actually, I couldn't get the bastard aligned properly when I first made it so I gave up and did the "headless" pic instead...)

Just about anything after 4:15 p.m. Sunday is agreed upon. As an added bonus this week, the best picker gets the official kkk turkey below fresh off the chopping block. Eat your heart out, Madden... __/ (kkk) _/\_ <---body|head---> O> Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff 4-7) @ Detroit Lions (Will Scarlet 6-5) PACK PICKS: GB/MIA/SF/CAR/CHI/ATL/IND/NYG/CIN/STL/WAS/DEN/KC/SEA/TB/TEN/34 LIONS PICKS: GB/DAL/SF/PHI/CHI/HOU/NE/NYG/CIN/STL/WAS/DEN/KC/SEA/TB/TEN/15 DIFFERING PICKS: MIA/DAL, CAR/PHI, ATL/HOU, IND/NE, 34/15 Miami Dolphins (Agent of Oblivion 5-6) @ Dallas Cowboys (Just John 7-4) FINS PICKS: GB/MIA/BAL/CAR/CHI/ATL/NE/NYG/CIN/STL/NO/DEN/KC/SEA/TB/TEN/24 BOYS PICKS: GB/DAL/SF/CAR/CHI/HOU/NE/NYG/PIT/MIN/NO/DEN/KC/SEA/TB/TEN/20 DIFFERING PICKS: MIA/DAL, BAL/SF, ATL/HOU, CIN/PIT, STL/MIN, 24/20 San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan 7-4) @ Baltimore Ravens (Dr.Tom 6-4-1) 49ERS PICKS: GB/DAL/SF/PHI/CHI/HOU/NE/BUF/CIN/STL/NO/DEN/KC/SEA/TB/TEN/17 RAVENS PICKS: GB/MIA/BAL/PHI/CHI/HOU/NE/NYG/CIN/STL/NO/DEN/KC/SEA/TB/TEN/30 DIFFERING PICKS: DAL/MIA, SF/BAL, BUF/NYG, 17/30 Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020 5-6) @ Carolina Panthers (fazzle 7-4) EAGLES PICKS: GB/DAL/SF/CAR/CHI/HOU/NE/NYG/PIT/STL/NO/DEN/KC/SEA/TB/TEN/21 PANTERS PICKS: GB/DAL/BAL/CAR/CHI/ATL/NE/BUF/CIN/STL/WAS/DEN/KC/SEA/TB/TEN/23 DIFFERING PICKS: SF/BAL, HOU/ATL, NYG/BUF, PIT/CIN, NO/WAS, 21/23 Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 4-7) @ Chicago Bears (Swift Terror 8-3) CARDS PICKS: GB/DAL/SF/CAR/CHI/HOU/NE/NYG/CIN/STL/WAS/OAK/KC/SEA/TB/TEN/17 BEARS PICKS: GB/MIA/SF/CAR/CHI/HOU/IND/NYG/PIT/STL/WAS/OAK/KC/SEA/TB/TEN/19 DIFFERING PICKS: DAL/MIA, NE/IND, CIN/PIT, 17/19 Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik 6-5) @ Houston Texans (Bored 6-5) FALCONS PICKS: DET/DAL/SF/CAR/CHI/HOU/IND/BUF/CIN/STL/NO/DEN/KC/CLE/TB/TEN/22 TEXANS PICKS: GB/DAL/BAL/PHI/CHI/HOU/IND/NYG/PIT/STL/WAS/OAK/KC/SEA/TB/TEN/24 DIFFERING PICKS: DET/GB, SF/BAL, CAR/PHI, BUF/NYG, CIN/PIT, NO/WAS, DEN/OAK, CLE/SEA, 22/24 New England Patriots (nl5xsk1 4-7) @ Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost 5-6) PATS PICKS: GB/DAL/BAL/PHI/CHI/HOU/NE/NYG/CIN/STL/WAS/DEN/KC/SEA/TB/TEN/24 COLTS PICKS: GB/DAL/SF/PHI/AZ/ATL/IND/BUF/CIN/STL/NO/DEN/KC/SEA/TB/TEN/17 DIFFERING PICKS: BAL/PHI, CHI/AZ, HOU/ATL, NE/IND, NYG/BUF, WAS/NO, 24/17 Buffalo Bills (tpww7 7-4) @ New York Giants (bob_barron 6-5) BILLS PICKS: GB/MIA/BAL/PHI/CHI/HOU/NE/BUF/CIN/STL/WAS/DEN/KC/SEA/TB/TEN/17 GIANTS PICKS: GB/MIA/BAL/CAR/CHI/HOU/IND/NYG/CIN/STL/NO/DEN/KC/SEA/TB/TEN/20 DIFFERING PICKS: PHI/CAR, NE/IND, BUF/NYG, WAS/NO, 17/20 Cincinnati Bengals (Choken One 4-7) @ Pittsburgh Steelers (kkktookmybabyaway 6-5) BENGLS PICKS: GB/MIA/BAL/PHI/CHI/HOU/IND/NYG/CIN/STL/WAS/DEN/KC/SEA/TB/TEN/20 STEELERS PICKS: GB/MIA/BAL/CAR/CHI/HOU/IND/BUF/CIN/STL/WAS/DEN/KC/SEA/TB/TEN/17 DIFFERING PICKS: PHI/CAR, NYG/BUF, 20/17 Minnesota Vikings (razazteca 4-7) @ St. Louis Rams (cerebus316 6-5) VIKINGS PICKS: GB/DAL/BAL/CAR/CHI/HOU/IND/BUF/CIN/MIN/NO/DEN/KC/SEA/TB/TEN/20 RAMS PICKS: GB/DAL/SF/CAR/CHI/ATL/IND/BUF/PIT/STL/WAS/DEN/KC/SEA/TB/TEN/17 DIFFERING PICKS: BAL/SF, HOU/ATL, CIN/PIT, MIN/STL, NO/WAS, 20/17 New Orleans Saints (Flyboy 5-6) @ Washington Redskins (Human Fly 7-4) SAINTS PICKS: GB/DAL/SF/CAR/AZ/HOU/IND/NYG/CIN/STL/NO/DEN/KC/SEA/TB/TEN/28 REDSKINS PICKS: GB/MIA/SF/PHI/CHI/HOU/IND/NYG/CIN/STL/WAS/DEN/KC/SEA/TB/TEN/22 DIFFERING PICKS: DAL/MIA, CAR/PHI, AZ/CHI, NO/WAS, 28/22 Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 6-5) @ Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka 4-7) BRONCOS PICKS: GB/DAL/BAL/PHI/CHI/HOU/NE/NYG/CIN/STL/NO/DEN/KC/SEA/TB/TEN/24 RAIDERS PICKS: GB/DAL/BAL/PHI/AZ/HOU/IND/NYG/CIN/MIN/NO/DEN/KC/SEA/TB/TEN/24 DIFFERING PICKS: CHI/AZ, NE/IND, STL/MIN, 24/24 Kansas City Chiefs (cartman 4-7) @ San Diego Chargers (Agent Bond34 6-5) CHIEFS PICKS: GB/DAL/BAL/PHI/CHI/HOU/IND/BUF/CIN/STL/NO/DEN/KC/SEA/TB/TEN/35 CHARGERS PICKS: GB/DAL/BAL/PHI/CHI/HOU/IND/NYG/CIN/STL/NO/DEN/KC/SEA/TB/TEN/27 DIFFERING PICKS: BUF/NYG, 35/27 Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery 5-6) @ Seattle Seahawks (DawnBTVS 3-6-1) BROWNS PICKS: GB/DAL/BAL/CAR/CHI/HOU/NE/NYG/PIT/MIN/NO/DEN/KC/SEA/TB/TEN/6 HAWKS PICKS: GB/DAL/BAL/CAR/CHI/HOU/NE/NYG/CIN/STL/WAS/DEN/KC/SEA/TB/TEN/27 DIFFERING PICKS: PIT/CIN, MIN/STL, NO/WAS, 3/27 Tampa Bay Buccaneers (MarvinisaLunatic 3-8) @ Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff 3-8) GAME OF THE WEEK BUCS PICKS: GB/DAL/BAL/PHI/CHI/HOU/IND/NYG/CIN/STL/NO/DEN/KC/SEA/TB/TEN/24 JAGS PICKS: GB/DAL/BAL/PHI/AZ/HOU/IND/BUF/CIN/STL/NO/DEN/KC/SEA/JAX/TEN/17 DIFFERING PICKS: CHI/AZ, NYG/BUF, TB/JAX, 24/17 Tennessee Titans (Cuban_Linx 9-2) @ New York Jets (Gert T 9-2) THE REAL GAME OF THE WEEK TITS PICKS: GB/DAL/BAL/CAR/CHI/HOU/IND/NYG/PIT/STL/WAS/DEN/KC/SEA/TB/TEN/20 JETS PICKS: GB/MIA/BAL/PHI/CHI/HOU/IND/NYG/PIT/STL/NO/DEN/KC/SEA/TB/TEN/17 DIFFERING PICKS: DAL/MIA, CAR/PHI, WAS/NO, 20/17

Tell me about it. I went to the store for a gallon of milk today and John Ashcroft tackled me because I dug in the back of the dairy section for some Moo-Juice that had a later expiration date than the front jugs...

Turkey Day football is my medication, and I'm an addict...

Damn. When our oldest cat was a kitten she would get upset whenever my better half left for more than a day (went to her parents' house, Rant, not the domestic abuse shelter). Funny thing is right when she would come back home Dessa would then poop on the floor right next to her litterboxes (Vet said it was separation anxiety, but I think it was because she was a little brat). What made it even better is that this was always when I would be leaving for work, so I'd let her know what her cat did as I was leaving the apartment...

I Remember reading a Wall Street Journal article YEARS ago about the Hurricanes trying to entice NASCAR fans to hockey games by comparing their sport to NASCAR's. One of the ad campaigns revolved around all the crashing/hitting a hockey player endures over the course of game. Was an interesting read...

Yeah I know. We suck. I cry every night that I live in the "land of the free and home of the brave..."

So what did do you think she ate that day?...

Oh man, my Turkey Day just got much more interesting. Long story short -- my future white-trash sister-in-law is telling everyone in the family that my better half recommend that Ms. Trash's daughter take anti-depressants. Of course, the better half, who has a masters in clinical psychology, has done the exact opposite of this, but Ms. Soon-to-be-dead-from-hepatitis wants her daughter to get pills just so she can take them herself. And we'll all be in the same house come tomorrow...

I'm normally an easy-going customer, but I HATE it when cashiers/sales people relentlessly pimp that kind of crap on you. One of my favorite things to do, and this just isn't in retail stores, is when they ask me something like that and I emphatically, but politely, say "no," and they continue with the "ARE YOU SURE?" line is to stand there and pretend to be in deep thought while their line backs up. And then, after careful consideration, I say, "I have thought long and hard about this, and I am quite confident in my previous answer to your question." I also say my phone number is 555-1234 and I live on 666 Anonymous Avenue whenever I'm asked for my personal information...

One time I downloaded what I thought was going to be a three-way porn clip. Turned out it was just a chick in the park. I was waiting for the other two participants, but nothing happened. She then took off her pants and I'm thinking "OK, there's still hope." They zoomed in on her bottom area – still possible. The video was only a fraction of the way completed. She started smoking a cancer stick, and then I realized it was too late. She pooed. I didn't look at porn after that for at least 10 minutes...

Might as well give the audience something to look forward to, I guess. That preview looked like how at least half my buddies got laid in high school/college...

It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under...

They were around 10 years ago, or so I was told...

Eh, that didn't do much for me. But I do like a bunch of Tom's stuff...

Wonder if he ever brought a video camera with him?...

I had a buddy of mine get a job there a few weeks ago -- is it true Best Buy employees aren't allowed to tell people that the store is busy/making money/etc? Oh, and the fast-food equivalent of Black Friday is working the "specialty" section of the kitchen (fish/chicken sandwiches, etc.) on Good Friday...

Wow. Boobs. Never seen that before. What's this film about? I'm too lazy to do actual on this...

I am now...