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I was taping Dolemite a few weeks ago and I was watching the tape I was taping over just to see what was on the tape. I saw about two or three minutes of Jung Dragons Vs Three Count from an old Nitro and started getting excited- until all of a sudden it cut into an old episode of the local news where my dad was interviewed talking about the New England Patriots. DAMN MY DAD FOR WANTING HIS 15 SECONDS OF FAME DOCUMENTED! I found a tape a while back that had Game 6 of the 86 World Series and a Raw that had a main event of Diesel Vs Virgil. Ah the ball flowing through Bill Buckner's legs followed by Kevin Nash's flowing locks....what a torture device that tape is.

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My dad, brother and myself (Being an idiot) have taped over numerous Raws from 94-96, I wish I didn't but I think I still got a few left on tape (One where the featured match is Yokozuna- Randy Savage and another that's featured match is...ugh...Sid Vs Justin Hawk Bradshaw for the WWF world title nonetheless). Summerslam 94, Survivor Series 96, Backlash and Judgement Day 00 and No Mercy 01 have also been taped over. I also taped over numerous Nitros and Thunders from around late 99-early 00ish and Superbrawl 2000 but those tapes can't really be considered good wrestling. So ever have some assclown tape over your god damn wrestling tapes?

Prepare to feel the wrath of an angry Papacita.

I also have Mo Better Bruise on tape somewhere in my tape collection. I remember nothing about it except I remember thinking it was weird that Mean Gene was doing the commentary.

Not really old school but I really like Slamboree 99. Something about it makes me think it's a pretty good PPV. With the exception of Nash-DDP and Konnan- Stevie Ray, I think it's a pretty solid card top to bottom. I also love Survivor Series 89 and 90 mostly because they were some of the first PPVs I ever saw. I used to think the Gobbeldy Gooker dancing with Gene Okerland was funny....not stupid funny just plain funny *hides head in shame*. And I still mark out like a bitch for the Ultimate Survivor match which

I have a (fairly wide) selection of music that ranges from N*E*R*D to Van Halen to both 2ge+her soundtracks.

Cy Young award is for the BEST pitcher not for the pitcher with the most wins and for that reason Pedro should've won it. Halladay did have an amazing streak but fell apart towards the end of the year.

I couldn't remember the episode! All I remember was Zack got some prestigeous Native American item. DAMMIT DON"T TELL MALIBU THIS!

It should've been Pedro his ERA was an entire run lower than Halladay's. Hell Loaiza deserved it more than Halladay. Bullshit! YOU HEAR THAT MOYSEY! UTTER BULLSHIT!

Some old, wise Native American guy that Zack Morris knew for one episode said that was Zack's Native American name. Wackiness ensued with some Native American item but I can't remember what it was

No wait....Astros? Didn't they go to Game 7 with the Mets back in 86? I could've sworn they did.

Go- maybe it'll be an amazing travesty like the Macho Man concert debacle ( Macho said he was gonna do a tour on Best Damn Sports Show Period) or at least you'll be able to make fun of the shitty music. I bet it'll be third rate emo.

I think they'll make a few more flops in the next couple of years and than fade into the semi-obscurity of many licensced Matrix products.

I like the fact that the pudgy guy from 98 Degrees is laying on the couch every other episode, never interacting with anyone and no one ever interacting with him. I find it hillarious for some reason.

Techno scat sucks. That's right if Scatman John had lived, Techno Scat would still suck. *runs away from mob of furious techno scat fans*

Uh oh....I guess you won't like the Christmas present I'm sending you Dames.

Here's a list of people who guest starred or write songs on Don Johnson's Heartbeat album: Tom Petty, Bob Seger, Diane Warren (Writer of a bunch of shitty ballads that sell millions), Bonnie Raitt, Willie Nelson, Stevie Ray Vaughan and Ron Wood. Boy the record company sure tried hard to polish that turd.

The question isn't when Britney and Christina will do Playboy, the question is when will they do a softcore S&M book?

Both are debatable choices but not too outrageous. I may be the only one but I would've gone with Rocco Baldelli and Dontrielle.

I actually think the Bengals have a shot of winning. However guarantees never work, I remember when Jamal Anderson said the Falcons will beat the Broncos by two touchdowns and they got beat by the Broncos by two touchdowns. Only Joe Namath can guarantee victories dammit. I bet the score will be something like Chiefs-21, Bengals-17.

I usually fucking hate Denny's but I had a decent meal their last Friday night( Kind of an oxymoron) and their menu's gotten a hell of a lot better in the past 4 or 5 years since I've been there( The menu was like 20 different variations on Grand Slams and hamburgers).

I thought Michael Jackson and Eddie Murphy's "What's Up With You?" video should have been number 1. Heartbeat is god awful but What's Up With You is absolutely atrocious.

I'd do that but I'd make the arena intimate no more than 1500 people. Than so for the supershows I could charge $40 for tickets. I'd make even more money...mu ha ha h/

Andy Roddick is bad but at least he's more famous than Johnny Mosely....who the fuck picked Johnny Mosely to be a SNL host. Although Mosely was a bit better than Roddick and had a "career" afterwards as the host of Real World/Road Rules challenge.