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I wouldn't suggest Zelda or Metroid to someone who hasn't played games in years.

Hardly. Now the hypothetical deaths of innocent children are just a joke, something to be used to generate "outrage" in order to draw attention to some disgusting piece of "art" celebrating murder? Yeah, that's so much fucking better. Hey, I'd rather have a Friday the 13th movie than see 15 actual teenagers die, "Firestarter." Celebrate life!

By my math only about 2.5 billion would fit.

I for one approve of the name change feature.

My favorite teen actress, Andrea Bowen, does the voice of Aerith in this game. She totally melts my ice-cold heart.

I think they get shit on because before there were 5000 bands that sounded like Pearl Jam, they were Pearl Jam imitator #1. And once you get that tag as a ripoff, it's hard to get rid of it. I liked "Interstate Love Song". Other than that they never impressed me much.

Corey Lazarus is a man, he's 40.

Hey, look, he's not a professional. Don't blame him for making a mistake.

The Milky backlash was swift but not unexpected.

This. I did really like the Crue when I was 13, and now I just find them kind of annoying. But this is a lot better than the last time they tried to go back to the hair metal sound in 2000, since they're trying to sound like they did on Shout at the Devil rather than Girls, Girls, Girls. And it's also better than that post-grunge ballad they did a few years back when they first reunited.

Hi ForumPro, I'm TheSmartMarks.com. I named myself after a popular message board I frequent. I was just wondering, if I were to start a new message board of my own, what elements would you suggest I include? I figure since you are such a proponent of forums, you might have some advice.

Also, Kreese

I'm sure they were able to pick it up for a couple of bucks at the Data East intellectual property garage sale. I wonder how much BurgerTime went for.

Oh shit son. Cam Chaos came to this thread to fight.

Just as long as the Edge gargoyle stays.

I'M GONNA USE YOU AND ABUSE YOU I GOTTA KNOW WHAT'S IN-SIDE GONNA USE YOU AND ABUSE YOU I GOTTA KNOW WHAT'S IN SIDE YOU

Also from when I was 11, this was absolutely mind-blowing. Before Manson became the most overexposed dude in music in '97-'98, I thought this video was the coolest thing I had ever seen. In April/May '96, I used to watch MTV's 7:30 video countdown every night just to see this. That part where he goes "some of them want to be a-BUUUUUUUUUSED!" and the lead guitar comes in was an early transcendent musical experience for young SJK. Best cover ever. God, I wish 1996 never ended.

When Prince Paul and Leena manage to purchase Mike's share of the board, that's when they'll take TheSmartMarks under.

This thread isn't going to die! When I was 11, I used to hear this on the radio a lot. I didn't know who performed it until I saw the video on MTV one day and I was like "Oh God, Celine Dion" because she did "Because You Loved Me" and I didn't like that song. So as disappointed as I was at the artist, I knew I liked the song so I was watching the video and HOLY FUCK THAT DUDE'S MOTORCYCLE JUST EXPLODED. At this point I decided that Celine Dion was awesome, but I never told my friends about this because at that sensitive age you don't want people calling you gay and this was years before I was able to rationalize it as "well, it's basically a Meat Loaf song, just with a woman singing it." Anyway, this song is amazing and sometimes when I listen to it I feel like I'm 11 again. That's right, it's all coming back to me.

But he's J-Hova! The God MC! Greatest rapper alive! It's true because he says so!

Sorry Marv, I didn't like Wrestlemania Challenge very much.

it ain't me bro. all i'm saying is it ain't me dog lol

what the fuck, dude. that's BULLSHIT

A fitting tribute to the recently retired Nature Boy.

The funny thing is that Sean Shannon didn't have a sex change, or really do anything to make himself more like a woman. He considers himself a female but all he does is have really long hair and wear a stupid hat.