But what I can do, is make little children dance.
It involves a secret mixture of old jazz, new wave techno, and a dash of free spirited foul-mouthed hardcore. You get just the right mixture, and little kids will be shaking around like they just walked into Club MTV and wanted so bad to touch Kennedy (Those freaks). It's especially a great show if you first get them completely whacked out of their skulls on Kool-Aid, Pez, Pixie Stix, and Acid.
Man, what a kindergarten class that was.