The Amazing Rando

Genesis - Land of Confusion (that video OWNS) Phil - In The Air Tonight

Uhmm...what about jobbing to Coach (Tajiri) or the King (Tazz) or David Arquette?

For some reason...I feel this fed could use run-ins from Ken The Box.

*looks down* THANKS ALOT MAN! Do you REALLY need FIVE loaves of bread???

Chippendale Mideon. (insert William Regal facial expression here)

daed si yknaB? What? *looks in mirror* AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! So that's what that smell was...

I Sold The World. I'm the Man.

My contribution: http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?77554

M.A.S.H. period.

Edge's submission hold was a standing Nagata Lock right? I almost thought he was going to do it tonight in the tag when he did the crooked half crab...but it was not meant to be.

How dare you say those things about the almight DROPKick! May he slip as he kicks off your head!

Shelton should break his legs for those comments.

Race should cripple that bastard...

Race should shove a steel rod through Orton's head. Then tear up a little kid's autograph book at ringside.

Another legend down the drain... tick tock tick tock

HARLEY! W00T!

i've never seen a girl wear a top like that

Lawler needs drug through hot coals

and then... JEFF HARDY RETURNS!

Match sent in...sitting on 6969 words... that's quite the omen right there. I too have learned how much commentary can help add to matches, but I'm not sure if the stipulation helped me or hurt me in that manner, as I just tried my best to work around it. I was really trying to put a story together with the promos...and didn't get around to a bulk of the match until today.

OOC: Just pretend I posted this last night ----- DATE: April 23, 2004 University Arena The University Arena is empty and those who have worked to set up the ring and seating have gone home for the night. All that remains is one camera set up in the ring… …and Alan Clark. Alan stands alone in the center of the ring, looking out over the sea of chairs and empty seats, where in twenty-four hours he will be battling against Landon Maddix. Dressed as he has been for the past few days, his mind seems focused on the task set before him. He wastes little time in speaking his mind to the camera… “Look at this. I’m here in New Mexico…SURROUNDED by all of Landon Maddix’s fans.” Alan smiles a bit as the arena drops into silence once again. “Shut up, people! I will not tolerate this kind of reaction toward me.” Another wider smile, but soon the complete seriousness of the moment takes him over. “Enough. I have this camera in front of me for one reason. Tomorrow night, Landon Maddix is going to see a side of me he has never seen. I am looking forward to this match NOT because I’m going to beat you. No. I’m not going to beat you, Landon. I’m going to leave you unconscious right where I am standing. This isn’t about a pin…or a win. This is about pain and suffering… …and respect. The thing is…whether I win or lose means nothing to me, because when it’s all said and done, people will still know my name… …and you will still be just a Disciple. Think about that in your sleep tonight. Think about how much pain your body is going to go through when you step into this arena with me. Think about how all of your fans that are here tonight…heh…are going to cheer for you as I tear you limb from limb in a blinding rage fueled by the need to show you the truth. Do you know the truth? The truth is… Disciple or Not… …you will never be the same again.” With those words, Alan walks to the camera and turns it off…causing the screen to go to static, and then pitch darkness.

The Batusi would be turned into a running fist drop, you know it's true

WHAT THE HELL?

Sunday Night is always the deadline for PPV, amigo

We'll see how things go down, Landon...there is always a chance to bring things up in the future...especially the way I have been trying to plan things out. I feel bad for this, though...as now I really have to kick my ass into high-gear to turn out something worthy of both of us. I will, though...mark my words. (oh...and expect the promo i was going to post last night to be posted tonight...as I fell asleep at around 7 last night and couldn't produce anything)