Secret Agent

This one is crappy, I know. I just wanted to make sure I got in this thing. --------------- The Unnamed: Their faces - Charlie Matthews and John Duran - they flash through my mind. Va’aiga - I have defeated him twice, yet he takes on Danny in the Main Event, while leaving his lackeys in the rumble. Duran beat me once, but never one on one, and how does Matthews plan on winning this match, by boring everyone out of the ring? They have all fallen before, and so they all shall again. The Unholy Trinity: Janus, Dace Night, and now Aecas as well. A war like no other is definitely brewing here, I can sense it every night. The Trinity versus Unnamed, and a fight it will be. Janus - he claims when the end comes it will be one of them for the final three, standing tall after defeating the rest. I thought this was every man for himself, besides, how many times have they fallen to the Wildchild and me? Stryke: You place your job on the line for the Clusterfuck match. I hope you have another career you can pursue, because this match will be your last. Michael Craven: You had a good shot until you ran your mouth... again. What’s this, like five times to be punished by Grand Slam? However, Shawn Michaels you are not, from number one to the end will not happen. Thugg: You already know what happens when you cross paths with me. To the JL I say good luck, but it is not your time. I have waited patiently, and I have decided it is time to rise to where I belong. All of you can bring your teams, groups, pokeballs, and what ever you want, the Barracuda will come alone. When it gets to the final three, I don’t know who you will be, but it will be me on top for the one, two, three, because... the most Dangerous man in the SWF is coming to Clusterfuck, and coming... to stop the rest of you from winning. SWF Clusterfuck 2004 - Feburary 1, 2004! Contact Your Local Service Provider

Well, like any non WF star. Something like Al Roker or along those lines. Like the WWF using Drew Carrey.

LOL @ the air horn during Matthews' match. Sorry for not helping this time, WC, but you still bring the best solo.

That would be really neat if we could have like 2 extra spots to include whoever we wanted as a "Surprise" entrant. I think it would be funny to see what ever one came up with.

Im sure we can squeeze him into the W&D schedule before you go... If he gets a tag partner.

Who, Stryke? Yes, I'm a nosey son of a b*tch. Good card though Mark, I see a good show coming out of this.

You could just no show, then win CF.

Wow... My music didn't make anyone's list.

Yeah... or something like that. I begged WC enough to let me help. Maybe someday, someone will actually write out that final off camera match.

Ocean's Twelve - You guys have to be kidding about this one. Also, isn't HHH in Blade: Trinity?

Good God this board is dead. Well, at least the SWF one... anyway, a few days late but I'm going to make some comments. Duran Promos Oh, I like. I don't have anything real constructive to say regarding this since I seem to suck at real time promos, so I'll just say this was an enjoyable little piece. The portion where Grand Slam reveals Duran as the one who vandalized his office was pretty cool as well... it reminded me of a RAW before Summerslam 2002 where Shawn Michaels did something similar to Tripple H. I know we all draw from what we see, so don't take that as a put down, I just really liked the Michaels/HHH deal and it reminded me of it. Good promo. Triple Threat Match for the US Title Though I knew this was coming, the return of Sacred was written quite well IMO. I liked this match, except for the ending... which seemed a little rushed. However, whoever the JL World Champion is come Clusterfuck, is going to have one hell of a challenge... if Muzz shows that is. Good match, good fun! The Coyote promo This was funny as hell to me. Nice introduction to the charater, i hope you don't plan on totally going the comedy route with this, but it looks good so far. WILD AND DANGEROUS WIN THE TAG TEAM TITLES!! To say that I was happy would be an understatement. Since Battleground of last year I had been trying to help construct a storyline with J&R which ran into the WC Vs. Johnny stuff and now back to this. So after all that time, I'm glad that Wildchild and myself were finally able to reel these belts in. Some commets on the match other than "Fuck, we lost" would be nice. By the way, Duran, what build did you possibly have for the Tag Titles, especially after slamming the tag division last week? Anywho... WC and Tammo promo This is going to be a cool match I can tell you that. I like how this is heading towards "Who is the best cruiser" without actually having a title on the line. Though if the LHW comes back please do us all a favor and call it the Cruiserweight belt, it has a much better ring to it. Danny Vs. Craven ... And another one bites the dust, courtesy of Danny Williams. I enjoyed this match as well, it was rather fun. The ending came off a bit... odd, but what can i say, your the World Champion. I know this is kind of short, but Im not sure what else to say about this match other than I had a good time reading it. Now maybe someone else can actaully comment as well.

Quit all that , we got to finish this match!!

I guess that means I better get off my candy ass with that website.

WGTT, anyone?

Good God, you people see no good in anything. I think RAW needs a Benoit or Angle to put some sort of prestige into the Raw title. Besides, isn't HHH leaving to make a movie after WM, hows HHH going to hold him down?

Don't take my words so harsh, uhh... "Coy". The charater sounds funny as hell, it's just... A drastic change from Ejiro, which I guess is what you were looking for. Good luck, but I call first dibs for a match against you. Lets see if I can turn this guy heel too.

What? These boards aren't allowing new member signups?

*Looks at Ejiro's new character* ... I'm missing Fasaki already. *Prepares to bring back Mr. Stone*

Yeah, WC, A hard fight is always nice, this just reminds me of that 2v1 - 5 stages match that Z booked in the JL. Not to slam Z at all. It was just better served up on a PPV. Too much to do in too little time. And King... yes, I know there is a point to your booking, I have just been waiting a really long time to have a normal tag match against J&R, and had plans on delivering something note worthy and huge. Thats where I was coming from.

.... What then was the purpose of me and WC winning a number one contenders match? Sorry, it's just with the final chance against Justice and Rule I was hoping to have it W&D Vs. J&R for a straight up normal tag team match. It's the one thing we have never got. after all that has been put into building it.

Oh, Sacred's back and Lichpin is a gonner!!

Bastard. Those things are so hard to come by. Well for OU that is.

Thats because the Hawks suck, Dub Cee!

Sweet! I know how much you wanted this WC, so congrats, and give CJ a MI Slam for me.

... And Nebraska plummets even farther next season.