King Cucaracha

Incase you hadn't noticed, Patty has edited in a 24/7 Title segment and it demands reading...especially from whoever updates title histories, hint hint.

What Bruce said, except I'm on 9k.

To be fair, the intro's got more padding than a 12 year old's bra.

Zyon- "Cool, I broke his brain." I think I missed something with the last line, but intriguing stuff regardless.

More of a facebump, but Taka in the 2000 Rumble.

About 4k and at this rate, I'm heading for 20k. Groan.

From the imaginary OAOAST.com! Plus, something involving Christian Wright and Bohemoth.

Alf's matches have graciously been edited in by moi. EDIT: And some feedback! Man, I was on fire this week, huh? Co-Lines of the night. Wowza. Although, to be fair, Patty's may or may not have something to edit in soon that'll blow me out of the water. It takes me a while to remember which one Frank is and which one Frankie is sometimes, but I like the Bruisers. The again, I like the Steiners. Glad to see I've inadvertantly started a feud for someone. *Boink* has to be the greatest sound effect ever. Nice double build, two feuds in one, good stuff. Nice squash by Alf. No sure there's much else to say about it, except I'd like to see Team Heyross do something bigger again, real soon. D*LUX/Boiz was actually the second match I wrote so I'm surprised it was okay. Now that I think of it, Melody and Jade should be the New Chicks Over Dicks. Some more intrigue with Brock and seeing as I didn't say it last week like everyone else, count me in on the Brock bandwagon. Another nice squash by Alf and good to see people remembering there's a PPV coming up. Speaking of which, here's a patented Hoff promo. 'Real silver' sunglasses? How the hell do you see out of them? That'd be like walking around with two spoons over your eyes, surely? Silly Hoff. A CSI mention, which is for the show and not the stable, but seeing as we're here...now Hoff's back, when are CSI coming back? Make it happen Hoff. Make it happen. Heel Hoff > Face Hoff by the way. I'm amazed Chinese people can understand Dan's English accent...or, his English, period...but that aside, another fine promo to build to Living Anglelously. Dan/Hoff should be awesome. It's amazing how much that smilie looks like Buff/Hoff actually. Unlike Tony, personally, I liked my Love Doctors/CW-Bo match better than the Boiz/D*LUX match. Maybe it's just me. Jackie Gayda re - turns! Holy crap! And Drek pwns her, awesome. MACHO MAN! Wow, Drek bringing them all back. Very nice promo from Drek, short but sweet. Yay, another LA Match to look forward to. Again, liking the push for Brock. A rare(ish) promo for T-Bod, which gets a thumbs up from me. Hey, whatever happened to Candie being pregnant? Or did I imagine it? Whatever, a promo where Zack ate her afterbirth would be money, pure money. Uhm...match...yeah. A great match actually, well written triple threat. I kinda have an inside scoop on the masked men so I won't say too much, but I'm excited about where it's all going.

I have to agree with Whipwreck/Kidman, loved that match.

Agreed. That's why I didn't include Bret/Owen, because it went past opener status and stole the show. Technically it was the best match that was an opener rather than the best opener. Rockers/Orient Express didn't become the most important thing on the show, so I'd count it.

I agree with Jingus, Brother Runt is terrible. Is Skipper really Canadian? If so, they need to get him out of Diamonds In The Rough, stick him in Team Canada and actually do something with the guy because right now he's a virtual nobody.

God will turn out to be Henry Godwinn, who turns on HBK and Slop Drops him allowing Vince to get the pin. Mark my words.

I hate the 'curtain jerking' term that gets thrown around when somebody good is on first on a PPV/Raw, because it's never the first match with dark and/or Heat matches, but I can excuse it here. For me, Kurt Angle vs. Rey Mysterio from Summerslam '02 is everything a PPV opener should be. Exciting, fast paced and it got the crowd fired up ready for the rest of the show. Great little match. Honourable mentions: Rockers vs. Orient Express, Royal Rumble '91; Too Cool and Rikishi vs. Edge, Christian and Kurt Angle, Judgement Day 2000

Wow, actually reading that match, it's better than I remember. We need Thoth to book a show for old times sake.

That was my first thought when I saw the trailer. The plot seems to be simply 'maniac tries to slaughter teens for some reason' which has been done before and with better directors, using a better or more experienced cast. Kane seems like he could do a pretty convincing job, but you get the feeling watching the trailer that it's been done a million times before and you've seen it those million times before. You know what's coming. Unlike the psychological horror films that'd have done well where there's more of an air of mystery and intrigue than just 'How's Kane gonna kill this guy?'

Suffice to say, that picture was my crowning achievement to that point. That must have taken me at least 5 minutes to come up with that extremely complicated set-up too.

Yay Fighting Spirit Squad! Another n00b here.

Man, I knew I should have voted as Laberinto. Repeatedly. For Comet.

Match of the Night: JJ versus Maddix, probably, or Spike/Zyon Runner-up Match of the Night: Ultimate Air Raid X SWF World Heavyweight Championship Match JJ Johnson vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix - First PPV main event since...uh, probably From The Fire '05. That didn't turn out too well. Me, hopefully, so long as I don't overload with OATTOAST stuff in the meantime. STREET FIGHT "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. Zyon - Spike, with the feud to rumble on until the next PPV. SWF International Championship Match Wildchild © vs. Jimmy the Doom - DubCee, although I'd hate to be marking this. Talk about a clash in writing styles, comparing them could be real hard. GRUDGE MATCH Bruce Blank vs. Insane Luchadore - Bruce SWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP - AIR RAID MATCH "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu © vs. Grendel vs. Stryke vs. Austin Sly - Aki ra. Amy Stephens © vs. Megan Skye - Mouth kept firmly shut. Jay Hawke vs. Manson © - Jay. Let's Get Everyone Booked II! Michael Cross vs. Sean Davis - Davis Let's Get Everyone Booked! David Cross vs. Christian Fury - Uhm...push.

What percentage of limp mobility does Mak have?

Just signed but nowhere near written! HI-YAH Tag Team Titles The Love Doctors © -vs- Christian Wright and Bohemoth

I can never tell if Muzz is being sarcastic or not. JJ, stats are updated.

The fans calling for them to return (via the DX signs, etc) is the initial thing, from there its Vince being an ass to HHH, who then reveals that the father of Stephs baby is him, which infuriates Vince more, and via a McMahon beatdown on HHH, then guess who makes the save? You guessed it. Thats all it would really take - that or a double turn in a HHH/Cena rematch or angle, that sees Cena join McMahon and they all beat down HHH, with Michaels making the save. 'Him' being HHH or 'him' being Vince? Because I wouldn't rule either out as a storyline going by recent examples.

Chris Guy, was just a rib towards Ace Steel (Two years ago, Ace Steel used Colt's real name in a skit with WWE) Carlito, hasn't used Cabana in a while and since he is a face now...I don't expect him to revive his Jericho/Piper knock-off. Cabana, can't stay in ROH forever. Gibson, didn't really have a 'career' in ROH, it was more of a stint. He intended to return to WWE, all along. That being said, Cabana has a greater chance then Punk in WWE. As long as the name was a one time rib, that's okay, but not as a long term name. If Cabana has to go anywhere I'd rather he go to TNA. Call it a clichéd opinion, but in TNA he can be the Colt Cabana he is now and chances are he'd progress up the card into a healty position. I don't see that happening in the WWE and man, I loves me some Cabana. Seeing the Nobles and the Londons feeding off of scraps is bad enough. Punk in OVW is bad enough. Cabana? That'd be terrible. I agree he has a better chance than Punk though. Cabana's got natural charisma and if they allow him to act goofy, he'd win over the fans a lot easier than Punk. Plus, Cabana's got a more 'WWE sized' physique than Punk. A Cabana/Punk straight guy/goofball combination has the potential to be big though.