DrVenkman PhD

The current format seems to be if you're retired (Flair) or dead (Perfect) and thus your life story really won't be changing, you get a documentary. If not, you do interstitials between matches.

This has been a poor parody thread of "How am I driving?" bumper stickers. Thumbs down.

I'd give you full points for the last one. The point seemed to be that Raw wouldn't be his brand, and that was correct.

Dear Internet, I realize we are at a busy time of the year where people are out shopping and visiting family and what not, but that doesn't interest me. What DOES interest me is updated blogs, new posts on message boards, and wall posts on facebook. I have been seeing a large slow down on all of these things over the past 72 hours and it's making me incredibly bored. Please pick up the pace. Thank you. Your friend always, S. Gray

How do you mean? They always have copies of their DVDs in......maybe because they are doing this big sale on them? Appeared to be like they were marking them down to clear them out... It was a meta-joke about THE BOARD~! on F4W. "I went to Best Buy today to pick up the Against All Odds 2008 DVD with the tremendous Kurt Angle © vs Christian Cage TNA World Heavyweight Championship match. I had no intention of buying any WWE dvds since I had crossed the line in 2002 and never looked back, but they had the Rey Mysterio: Ultimate Fan Collection on sale and since I've started working out regularly, I figured it was worth it for the wrist bands. When I got up to the counter, the cashier said "Which of these things is not like the other?" and gave a sarcastic smirk while scanning my TNA disc. I asked him what the deal was and he talked about how TNA wasn't "legitimate." Uh, the TNA World Heavyweight Champion is a freaking Olympic Gold Medalist! That's as legitimate as it gets. WWE's champions are a white rapper, a zombie, and the brother of a zombie. He offered to void it if I wanted to and it'd be no problem. I declined his "polite" offer and I paid for my stuff and got out. How much is WWE paying Best Buy to try to discourage them from crossing the line?"

I wasn't trying to be low, just... educational.

You believe someone else posted it, Jack?

New, HD, Vince McMahon leads professional wrestling's annual trip to Iraq, joining a collection of superstars and divas who perform the U.S. armed forces. (Pro Wrestling).

Yes, have some.

I was actually at a taping of Last Call when they were in New York. At the very least it was nice to be at a taping from the SNL studio.

Some good calls in there. Some funny ones too. "Either Matt or Jeff will win a world title". Funny how they both (sorta) did.

Unlike Hitler, who was bad.

The idea that a sandwich can be filled with items does make sense, but that doesn't mean it doesn't sound completely odd to us North Americans. A sandwich is not a pie.

It's up there with "sandwich fillings".

Hopefully it doesn't bump ALF.

Not that exciting of a poster.

Flair really worked on his pecs before the artist rendered that poster. I also never noticed previously that Flair is has a robe for a top but it doesn't extend below his waistline. He's wearing pants!

http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/grinches/ That Edge photo reminded me of our pal JN News.

Come celebrate Jeff Hardy's WWE title!

That was the absolute worst rendition of "Oh! Canada" in recorded history on Nitro. Did anyone bother to listen to the song before singing it? Haha, I love Mean Gene's hotline promo. WE HAD PEOPLE BACKSTAGE (at Survivor Series)!

I get a strange sense of joy when I hear a "WWF" slip through. Al apparently didn't like me pointing it out so excitedly though.

Plus he's a really carny for real.

It's edited off DVDs now too. I forget if it was edited from the MSG Raw on 24/7 but that channel seems to have it's own music rules.

It's been 10 days since the last response, so time to unpin this. It was a fun exercise though.