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I'd agree with Banky here.

The best part about Christmas Vacation is the turkey that wasn't. When he cuts into it, it's one of the grossest things ever, and I love it so.

"If you're gonna scream, scream with me." - "Hybrid Moments" by The Misfits

Ok, say if I pre-ordered it for 5.99 and they later adjusted the price to the real thing (which would probably be the 16$ tag they give for most WWE DVDs), would I get charged for the full price or the blatantly obvious pre-order price mistake?

"Du" - David Hasselhoff

Yep. That's the BEST way. Don't let anyone tell you differently.

I hope WWE does sue. I saw the segment and it was the most bush league thing I've seen in wrestling in quite some time. If their aim was to be ballsy and anti-establishment (the establishment being WWE), then why pussy out and blur the WWE guys' faces out? There's a huge difference between the DX segments and the balloons and cookies segment. The difference being that the DX segment happened when there was still competition. TNA is so far out of WWE's league that there was absolutely no impact whatsoever. What a lame-ass attempt for publicity.

I don't enjoy Trivium.

Good match. I approve of Paul London taking neckbumps and giving stiff kicks.

I netflix'd Suicide Club. I did not like it at all. Too silly.

Why's Giant Silva on the banner? Is he going to fight? I'd love to see that.

Kotzenjunge: Not ready for this jelly

I love Justice Smith extracting a 40 ounce from his satchel.

My utmost respect goes to Col. Spain.

So, Dan's the Tough Enough's version of Carmella?

I find it quite funny that Hiroko is about the same height as Rey Jr.

Corey Lazarus is hit or miss with me.

"Frank Sinatra" - Miss Kitten & The Hacker

Thanks, LooneyTune, I definitely wouldn't have survived without your latest post, straight out of the Smart Mark cliche book.

Here's something I've wondered about this Tough Enough: Are they being trained during the week in between the Smackdown tapings?

I'm going with OUaTiA; it's a masterpiece. But I will say that I have not seen Once Upon a Time in the West with my full attention given to it. Once Upon a Time in Mexico is a fun mindless action flick, but it can't touch Leone.

Can I second "Salo"? Passolini's master work, the most disturbing film I've ever seen, bar none. Mangia la merda.

Simply put, if you don't like the following lyrics: "Gazoyngas a plenty! Back pains she had many! For such knockers hooters funbags boys were not even ready She could hold your beer! Without hands she could steer! Smack a grown man in the face so hard he's shed a few tears! GHOST BOOBS OH YOU HARDLY KNEW ME GHOST BOOBS OOH WE HARDLY KNEW YE It was a fad diet! She had to try it! Chrissy Snow looked pretty hot, so Thighmaster? Just buy it! A paid membership at the bulldyke gym Cuz her boyfriend liked Sue Powter so why not impress him? What she didn't foresee was that her big'uns would flee Her thighs and gut both stayed the same but she could now see her knees Her boyfriend he did weep! He thought her twiddles would keep But they didn't know that they would come back in her sleep! I thought I was fat So I went on a diet If I knew that they'd split I would've never of tried it A-Whoa..yeah!!!" You could, just maybe, have preferences toward the homosexual persuasion.

And I love IDRM for shedding light on Victoria Beckham's solo album. This is the best album I've ever heard, without question.

Gravy Train!!!! may in fact be the best rap group to ever exist.