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Er.....try looking at the post that actually started this whole topic....

Me Chinese Me Play Joke Me Put Pee-Pee In Your.... Forget it. Me drink Pee-Pee natural.

Father/Daughter I Quit-Incest Match > Necrophilia ? I don't know. I guess it's a matter of opinion.

How come nobody's wondering WHERE they got the shit for this Eddie/Show angle? *"Generic Music" plays as Orlando Jordan steps out to absolutely no reaction* Fan: Ah, screw this. I'm going to take a shit. WWE Executive: Excuse me sir, but would you like to contribute to our show tonight? Just give us a feces sample, and we'll give you the password for the presale of WrestleMania XXI tickets. It's exclusive, you know. Fan: Yeah, sure. My stomach has been gurgling since Stephanie came out here anyway.

As a New Yorker AND a Mets fan, I must say: Fuck. The. Yankees. Jeez, if they ever lost the series against the Red Sox, I would run out and buy a Sox jersey that night, and proceed to walk into school as the only kid there wearing a Red Sox jersey. I would probably get my ass kicked afterwards, but it would have been worth it. GO SAWX!!!

Truly, a sad moment there. The Unforgiven ending prior to this was awesome. I mean for crying out loud, if Austin was going to win the damn title back, the least they could have done was have Angle drop the title at No Mercy. *will always be pissed that Angle didn't even get a 1 month reign Not to mention the ULTIMATE SHOCKING SWERVE OF SHOCKS when Regal turned on Angle and hit him in the head of the belt. AMAZING ! MY GOD, WHAT A SWERVE.....it would have been if it wasn't leaked out three weeks before the match even took place. The Austin/Angle Raw match just reminded me that WWE had lost the unpredictability they once had.

Hey, watch your mouth. You've seen nothing yet. The Smackdown after No Mercy is going to be headlined with a motorcycle race between Taker and Brock, with the winner getting *gasp* BOTH motorcycles. Brock will loosen Taker's bike tire before the race begins, and during the race, Taker will fall onto a strategically placed pile of cardboard boxes. Brock will win and then he'll drive the Taker's bike off the pier, into the Atlantic Ocean. Because, as we all know, destruction of vehicles=ratings. And, if biker chains = buyrates, motorcycles = ratings. What the hell have they been teaching you in school??

What a horrible house show. I mean, Jericho/X-Pac was probably a decent match and all, but we're now in the phase that nobody gave a fuck about X-Pac, who was just completely unmotivated in the ring. Not to mention we had "King of Charisma" Steve Blackman in the match right before the ME. And Just Joe vs. Crash Holly ?! What were they thinking. They couldn't possibly do a worse house show than that. They couldn't..... *reads recent Raw house show* Nevermind.

What bothers me about Zach is....has he won a televised WWE match yet? Well, besides the one against Big Show where he had help from Kurt Angle, the Vanilla Gorilla, and Bertha Faye II. Even though you don't like the guy, be fair. He's now lost to a 55 year old man, a MFer that has lost against all his other opponents, and had his SummerSlam match against Matt Hardy SCRATCHED so he could be beaten into a bloody pulp in front of his mother. I'm not really a Gowan fan, but the treatment he's received so far from Vince and the writers are disgusting. Let him win a friggin match!

I'm pretty sure RVD broke his leg on a simple botched baseball slide. If I remember correctly, it WAS against Rhyno. It seems crazy that his only serious injury came on a baseball slide while, at the same time, he was doing somersault planchas into the crowd and now, doing five-star frog splashes off of ladders. He seriously is one of the least injury-prone wrestlers in WWE.......which surely explains why he isn't getting pushed.

Well, look on the bright side. At least there will be less moves for JR to screw up while he's announcing. And damn, good thing WCW didn't follow this policy while it was around years ago. If the Sidewalk Slam was ever banned, Tony Schiavone would have been LOST.

Holy shit man, Smackdown is going to crumble without Mike Chioda. He's the one that's always putting the other refs over. Who's going to do it now? Jimmy Korderas? He's so shot up with steroids that he can barely move. And don't even get me started on Brian Hebner's politics. The only reason he has his job is because Earl Hebner is screwing Brian's mother. God, Smackdown is just gonna SUCK NOW ! Nick Patrick may be flexible, but he has no mic skills and just can't tell a story in the ring, by gawd.

Of course not. Well, unless you overlook the fact that he and Gore were nearly split 50/50 when it came to public support - and Gore wasn't exactly the most popular guy on the block. Not to mention Ralph Nader, an independent party candidate, getting more support than nearly any other independent candidate in presidential election history. I don't think there was a shot of Bush beating Clinton, had Clinton been able to run for president in 2000. In many people's eyes, Bush was just the lesser of two evils when it came to he and Gore. I don't think they would really feel that same way towards Clinton, who did a good job running the country for 8 years already.

Definitely the Survivor Series one. Had that more special feeling to it. Plus the wrestlers were better (RVD,Booker,Kane to Goldberg,Nash,Orton) and the chamber was actually used for innovative moves, unlike at SummerSlam. Finally, you get to see Triple H's trachea get crushed in the Survivor Series Elimination Chamber. How could you miss it ?! The SummerSlam EC was uneventful and just felt rushed and cheap compared to the Survivor Series EC. In my opinion, it's no contest.

And going to some community college, and NOT an Ivy League. Ewwwwww !

Mik = Kinetic ?!?! !!!

EVOLUTION WILL MAKE YOU SCREAM ! RANDY ORTON MAKES JR CREAM ! FLAIR IS THE TALENTED ONE, IT MAY SEEM BUT TRIPLE H KNOWS HOW TO SPIT WATER AND LISTERINE !!

Um, Austin stuns Jericho ? It puts everybody over.

Vince: We need an entourage to go out there with Jericho. Chance, get out there. Lance: My name is Lance. And I can't. I'm a dancing face now. Vince: Oh, I'm sorry Trance. Dance your ass out there right now. We don't have time for these games !

The night is young. I'm sure the camera will break away so we can watch Kane's barely movable hand sign some insurance forms. Nurse: Excuse me, Mr. Kane.....what kind of insurance do you have? Kane: ......grrrrrr......damn you Shane.

Steiner vs. Stacy Because we haven't seen Stacy get beat up enough yet.

This is going to be ongoing the rest of the night now. JR: MY GAWD ! GOLDBERG HAS JUST SPEARED.....uh.....JACKHAMMERED MARK HENRY. HE HELD HIM UP THERE FOR 10 SECONDS ! King: JR....isn't it a shame what happened to Kane ? JR: Yes it is. What a poor, unfortunate soul Kane is. *sigh* Poor Kane.

I thought that was just a fan talking about how bad tonight's show is going to be. Yep, makes perfect sense.

Hell, I know what they could now. Act completely distracted about the parking lot, and show no emotion into the rest of the show. It's a plan!

Yeah, this quote got me involved. Take your smug "I go to Cornell" bullshit and shove it. Whoa, you got the money to go to a college that other people probably deserve to get into more, but can't afford it. But hell, what am I saying ? You're the Commander of Cool. Have another drink.