Toshiaki Koala

We should call it the SWF Belt Championship, in a subtle nod to the butchering of the English lagnuage in the great WWF Warzone. Man, Warzone references just never get old. I remember at the last ROH show I went to, Rocky Romero blew a kick (!) and people started to boo him. Me: "Rocky doesn't suck, YOU SUCK!" No one got it. But screw them, it was great.

I'd love to - but how?

The WWF actually released a shirt featuring this catchphrase, which is both hilarious and sad.

I haven't read the spoilers, but it would be HAWT if the London/Akio match ended in some sort of draw (double pin, double countout) and resulted in a Triple Threat for the title at 'Mania. Of course, the match with Chavo will be on Heat. But it will still be intense, and that actually saves me the trouble of paying $50 to see the match (Michaels/Angle is the only other WM match that interests me).

Unless you're engaging in some cleverly underhanded self-back-patting, I take this to mean somebody else wrote the match. In that case, who was it? Toxxic?

I'm sure the London/Chavo CW title match will be on the Heat before 'Mania, and will end with a rollup after four minutes. OK, I'm being Smarkastic~! But it probably will be on Heat. And if it goes over six minutes, expect a commercial break in the middle.

Max Payne > Maxx Payne

Wow, and he actually made it into WWF Attitude.

Well, that makes sense. Then again, this IS a match with no rules!

Don't forget Cruiserweight. I mean, everyone wants the Cruiserweight Championship, right? Right? RIGHT?

Good stuff, as always.

My match is in. Cost me hours of homework time, but homework sucks so it's all good. Expect a long-ass promo to follow in the coming days. Whooooo is the mystery man~!? Wouldn't you like to know. (OMG, tilde-interrabang!)

Same here. Damn, I really need to start writin' this shit.

Maddix and Cortez vs. Sly and Davis was the greatest match of all time. Pete can kiss my ass for giving it *3/4.

Seriously, who the fuck is Skip Bayless? Very good movie, by the way. It's the only Best Picture nominee I saw this year, but definitely Best Picture material.

Tag-Weight Champion will be the greatest fake wrestling title ever, whoever that person ends up being.

Still waiting for Passion of the Christ with Jesus Aguilera.

I don't think he's done it yet, no. Of course he has done it. At least, he's done it from the top rope to the floor, which absolutely blew my mind when I saw it live as I didn't know such a move was even possible. There's also an indy wrestler named Ricochet who does not only a forward 630 but an in-ring double moonsault. I saw a video of it on the hated ROH board and it's saved on my computer - just insane and ridiculous. Although he does come close to snapping his neck on the first attempt.

I, for one, had no idea that the Hellblazer comics existed until my DAD mentioned that Constantine was based on a comic series.

Baby Doll~!

Austin Aries/Colt Cabana cage match for the ROH World Championship this weekend: After many near-escapes, Colt and Aries are both standing on the top rope and reaching for the top of the cage. They trade strikes, and Colt finally elbows Aries down and manages to get over the top. He climbs slowly to the floor, and it seems as though he's going to win... when Aries suddenly runs toward the door and literally dives through the ropes to the outside, retaining his belt at the last second. The highlight of an excellent match which I'm sure beat the shit out of the Show/JBL cage from the next night.

The Ganso Bomb. I mean, come on!

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YES! I was JUST about to come here and ask where I could get these without selling my house, and lo and behold! here they are. Awesome. EDIT: Huge fucking file, though. God knows how long this will take on my slow computer.

The WMXX Triple Threat seems slower and slower each time I watch it, though the last few minutes never fail to get my heart pounding.