Toshiaki Koala

Still better than Mallard Fillmore.

Personally, I would much rather watch Clippy for two hours than I would Halo.

By the way, I ought to say I haven't done shit with it. Because it's possible that I will stop sucking at some point, though exactly when that will happen is anybody's guess.

Yeah, too bad I didn't do shit with it. He tried, though...

"Farooq, handlin' the Big Johnson!" "Chyna just gave Al Snow Head!" "And the Rock just jerked Helmsley off... the top rope!"

For an organization that exists to make money, the WWE sure does hate making money.

Has anybody gotten one right so far?

Fair enough. *cancels Pretzler vs. Dangerous for the World Title* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I hope you're joking. Otherwise, chirs3s are going to die...

Well, my match lost. However, the match that won had the exact same result. So, I might as well have won. Except then I still would have lost.

Is that him on the left? WOW.

I hope I don't get booked.

I've only heard one Rage song and it was pretty decent. The others suck shit through a tube, and hard.

- The bat from Fern Gully

It's not PG-13, is it? Please tell me it's not. They really ought to go all-out with the gore, cut it down to an R for the theatrical release, and then put out an unrated version on DVD. Because gore is fun.

With the exception of his dropkick, I just find Orton to be an incredibly boring wrestler. And I really wish they weren't digging up his feud with the Undertaker, because their WM match was about as good as it could possibly have been and had the perfect ending. Orton is "the future," though, so I guess they've gotta put him over...

What, "TOXX SUCKS COXX" didn't do it for you?

Well, aren't you the optimist! That's one more great match than I can count.

Super Dragon is worse at this, I think. His name, and the names are his finishers (Psycho Driver, Supernatural Driver, and especially the Violence Party) are really faux-Japanese, and it's slightly annoying. I guess it's kind of his gimmick, though. One thing that really bothers me is how the WWF never tapped deeply enough into Meat's finisher-name potential. Sure, the Meat Grinder was cool/stupid, but what about... The Meat Missile (Missile Dropkick) The Meat Locker (Bearhug) The Meat Pounder (Polish Hammer) The Meathook (STF or Aries' Fishhook Stretch) Gold, I tell you! Now I must think of more.

Yeah...

I remember that. Even though I was watching the replay and knew deep down that Tanaka was still with us, I feared for his life.

From a business standpoint, Austin's heel turn was probably a flop. For those who enjoy good wrestling, however, it's hard to complain, as his 2001 matches with Benoit, Angle, and Rock are classics that are grudgingly pimped even by the Coey-ites. He just brought so much character to his role - his wrestling wasn't about complicated reversals or suplexes (though he did perform five rolling Germans once), but about personality and narrative. No WWE match since has come close to the depth of story displayed by the X-7 main event. Will it be remembered in the Hogan-Andre sense? Maybe, maybe not. But Hogan vs. Andre sucked as a wrestling match.

Oh. Well, color me retarded.

Heh.

...except when it is described as "JOEY STYLES EXTREMELY HARDCORE" of course. Styles has to remember to name drop at every possible opportunity, not just 90% of them. Pffft!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> How do you name-drop a weird, nonexistant symbol like "?"

'Bout to say.