CanadianChris

All-Star rosters have been announced. Rory Fitzpatrick fell 23,000 votes short, finishing third among Western blueliners.

Final answer: 14 shots. I didn't think I would be saying this, but I'm actually enjoying The Golf Channel's coverage. Of course, that's probably because they let Faldo do most of the talking.

I'm back.

MIKE TYSON????? Oh, brother. I guess it's no worse than Pete Rose, but still. Howard Finkel absolutely deserves to get into the Hall of Fame.

The first guy that came to my mind was Andre. Lots of other good names already, too.

Longest thread ever was the Word Association Thread. I still don't know why it was closed, it was harmless fun.

It's Hockey Day in Canada tomorrow. 2:00: Montreal at Ottawa 7:00: Vancouver at Toronto 10:00: Edmonton at Calgary

I'd rather not see him wasted, and jobbing to the likes of Khali and Kozlov or something like that. I'd rather remember his high points than how WWE often misused him. The question we should be asking: How can we force WWE to change? Or better yet, how can we punish WWE for their crappy booking? The only way to do that is to turn away from the product. Stop watching WWE TV, stop going to the shows, stop buying merchandise (except maybe the historical DVD sets). If there's one thing Vince understands, it's losing money.

Vince has ALWAYS thought that, despite what he's said publicly at times. He always books based on what he wants, rather than what the fans want. The sole exception being Austin in 1997, but it was either go with that or go belly-up. Thanks for posting these.

And the scary thing is, it's only going to get worse.

He's 10th all-time in slugging %, 11th all-time in adjusted OPS. He has a .394 OBP. Those aren't borderline.

Did you go to the Pinball Hall of Fame?

Another one I just thought of, relating to clutchiness... "He has ice water running through his veins."

I saw that on PTI today. He tore his ACL and MCL, and is out for at least the rest of this season. Dumbass, indeed.

This is about sports cliches. Those aren't even cliches, they're just bad puns.

A 5-0 laugher by the Sens over the Rangers has turned into a 5-4 nailbiter with under 3 minutes left. EDIT: Phew, Heatley wired one into the empty net to ice it, following a furious rush by the Rangers.

"That's why they play the games." "On paper, this shouldn't be close."

My boy Luke Donald has a three-shot lead right now. He looked poised for a really good season, maybe with multiple victories.

So, how many strokes does Michelle Wie miss the cut by this year? I'm going with 8.

I doubt his side of the story would be any less over-exaggerated than the WWE version. The guy's a nutcase.

Only because it's easier to find a good kicker than a good starting QB.

I can't think that it would be anyone other than Pete Rose.

Oh, my God, is he ever. That was a heist.

I'm sure some bitter old sportswriter in Boston or Toronto will not vote for him out of spite.