Matt Young

All professional sports are worked. Only wrestling is real.

Hormel Hot Chili with chili powder, garlic powder, shredded cheddar cheese, and about a agllon of Tabasco sauce.

I'm confused about who is really Banky. Then again, I'm completely oblivious to a lot of things going on at this board. For a smart guy, I really am naive.

Who all plays this on Live? I'll probably be getting it next week and could use some friends for co-op.

Too many games! Thanks to CAG (yes, I referenced that site again) I have way too many unfinished or unplayed games. I've been trying like mad to finish some of them (there are 15-20 for GC and Xbox) before the TRU buy 2 get 1 free sale that starts Sunday, but no luck. I wonder if maybe I should give up and use guides. With 6 days until the sale and me getting Live back, my free time will be limited. Also, I planned on getting a PS2 during the sale, but with only $300 extra available for me to spend, I'll be sticking to GC and Xbox games (DS and GBA games are not included in the sale... bastards). I'll have to wait ont hat til Christmas or my next big paycheck. Same with the 360. Damn work, women, the internet, and online gaming for taking up all my time.

Note to Bored- I was without net access for a while, then on unreliable dial-up. My Verizon DSL is working now, so I should not miss anymore weeks. THURSDAY Virginia Tech FRIDAY UAB SATURDAY Northwestern Virginia N.C. State Michigan Nebraska Kansas State Mississippi Rutgers Texas Alabama South Carolina LSU Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Virginia Tech/Maryland game? 74 Tiebreak #2: How many passing yards will Texas Tech's Cody Hodges have against Texas? 173

I don't have an Angels flag. I have a Dodgers one because their CF Jayson Werth went to my high school and I follow the team, although I wouldn't say I'm a fan, per se.

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD THEY DID IT OH MY GOD!!!!!

Red Bull is gross. Rockstar energy drinks are pretty decent.

Fuck, I missed Ashlee and Napoleon Dynamite. Damn.

I'm just saying that a person can like both, even if you're "not allowed" to. But I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree.

It's funny how people keep saying I can't like both teams when- get this- I DO, which proves the statement wrong. There can't be rules about what sports teams a person likes. We like who we like. It's not like we say, "I'm going to be a White Sox fan." With that said, I'm going to Anaheim to visit a friend and maybe check out some bars later this week. If the Sox win, I'll be wearing my Paul Konerko jersey just to see what reactions I get.

I realize you're referring to our previous exchange, but I'm a Sox fan first, Cubs fan second, so yeah.

I almost was attacked by drunken Angels fans at the bar since I was the only one cheering for the ChiSox. Only 1 more win to get to the World Series... God, I hope they don't blow it like the Cubs in the 2003 NLCS.

Whomever called me, it was from the 219 area code, which is Gary, Indiana. My best guess is Agent of Oblivion. Regardless, I was still entertained. I' guessing I'll be getting a response soon since the guy is in this thread. I'm headed to bed. I'll be abck if I can't sleep, or in the morning, whatever.

I like your avatar. It's asstastic.

Yeah... what the title says. I can't figure out if the guy was being serious or if he just called to fuck with me because, well, let's face it- I have a lot of qualities which people could make fun of me for- but it was, at the very least, a very interesting conversation. The fact that I have been drinking made it that much more interesting. Before anyone says it, I know that no one cares. But to whomever this guy is, I say, "Well done, sir." You have enlivened a mostly boring Friday evening.

'Twas her choice.

I need to get a fake ID with David Faustino's name and see if I can get into any fancy LA clubs with it.

Heh, it had only been people online who told me that until a couple months ago when my girlfriend and I went to see the new Deuece Bigelow movie at the theater. She went outside for a smoke in the middle of the movie and a theater employee told her that. No wait... Edge told me I looked like Bud Bundy, too, so that's twice.

*ahem* Forgetting someone, Matthew?

I just imagined Chad Kroeger from Nickelback taking a shit in a wicker basket while reading an upside down copy of Redbook.

Sorrow? I'm pretty much indifferent. I was simply curious, which apparently causes you much anger.

And likes it. ,.... Just kidding. But about the post after that, I have about 3-4 white friends who live around here. Most of my friends are Mexican and a handful are black or Asian. Not that it really matters.

Since you're insulting me in every post and you're not Slayer, may I ask who you are? Just curious.