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I read somewhere there were tumors in his back.

I mean, even Luger got super over fighting against the NWO. Jarrett comes in to help WCW against them, and he is still booed.

The climax of "Bully" is up there I think. Also, the scene in "Jackass" when the guy eats the urine snowcone. I almost retched in the theater.

"Nevermind" is definitely one of those albums you can listen to from start to finish. However, I still find Kurt's lyrics to be somewhat overrated gibberish, with the exception of "About A Girl" and "All Apologies". That was, of course, part of his unique charm though.

Guns N Roses "My Michelle" and "Rocket Queen" The Doors "Back Door Man" and "You're Lost Little Girl" Led Zeppelin "Achilles Last Stand"

She (Julie) just looked she was a major boozer while he was on the road.........it was all booze fat.

Now that I think about it, has anyone ever liked Jarrett? In any fed other then USWA?

Little things like the two opening match results at this last Philly house show bother the shit out of me. They put the Arab guy over Rhyno, and some schmuck doing a "Rick Rude" gimmick over on Tajiri.......... So, put the untalented, heatless green guys over on two skilled veterans who are loved in the town you are running.......... No wonder these dumb fuckers keep killing towns and lowering attendance all over the country.

After that there was an Austin/Taker vs. Mankind/Kane feud, and then Taker and Kane were revealed to be in cahoots........... Then Taker turned heel and Kane starting teaming with X-Pac? I dunno, something like that.

It's like recess all over again for you, huh?

I haven't even glanced at a Raw or Smackdown in quite some time, but from what I read, it's nothing but Triple H, Taker, the same people as always being held down (RVD, Booker, Jericho) and a bunch of green stiffs who no one cares about. Does that about sum it up?

Actually, RVD fucked that up, the match was RVD, Sabu, Tazz vs. Bigelow, Shane Douglas and Chris Candido.

LinkOne-On-One With RVD Nov. 28, 2004 Rob Van Dam, more commonly known in pro wrestling circles as "RVD," is one of World Wrestling Entertainment's most popular performers. Some pundits consider him to be the finest WWE athlete to never hold the world heavyweight title. The enigmatic phenom brings his flash and exciting style to the North Charleston Coliseum for a Smackdown brand event tonight. But not before going one-on-one with Mike Mooneyham. - What's a typical day like in the life of Rob Van Dam? I start the morning sitting in my Jacuzzi for the first of probably three or four trips throughout the day. I catch a workout in the Rob Van "Daminasium" (my own gym). Then I jump in my pool and back in the Jacuzzi. The rest of the day I spend as much time as I can with my beautiful wife. - If not wrestling, which other sport would you like to play professionally? I guess it would be something to do with fighting, because that's a drive I've always been pretty passionate about. I had considered kickboxing at the same time I was training for wrestling. - What occupation would you least like to have? Pallbearer. - Your top three movies of all time? "Get Shorty" and "Kill Bill" volumes 1 and 2. - Pop, hip-hop or rap? Hip-hop. - What kind of car do you drive? An Explorer Sport. My wife drives the Saab. - What CD is in your car right now? Something old school like Eazy-E. - Your all-time favorite book? "Ghost Rider." It's a book in the form of a comic. - What's the last book you finished? "Street Justice" by Chuck Zito. - Web sites you most frequently visit? fivestarcomics.com. - What would you want put on your headstone? "One of a kind." - Worst place you've ever performed? India. Never seen anything like it. Complete villages are covered under one blue tarp with a muddy floor sectioned off by walls of some cheap materials that they find. They're raising families like this with no water or electricity. There are places that are so dirty that they actually use ditches on the side of the road to go to the bathroom. A lot of the guys got very sick on our tour of India last year. William Regal got so sick he never fully recovered from it. - What's it like working for Vince McMahon? Vince is about the greatest boss I can imagine having, other than working for myself. - If you could ask Vince one thing to do with your character, what would it be? Bring back the old-school ECW RVD. - Who's smarter? Vince McMahon or Paul Heyman? If success tells you the answer, than Vince has got all the brains. - You have a huge following of fans and a tremendous base of support. Why haven't you been put in the main-event, top-tier mix, with possible consideration for a world title run? Definitely politics, and you're going to have to ask the politicians to answer that one for you. - What is Triple H really like? He carries himself like his position and championship mean all the world to him. He's voted most least likely to be chilling at RVD's pool. - Worst match ever? The November to Remember ECW pay-per-view in New Orleans. It was a six-man match with me, Sabu and Tazz against Bam Bam Bigelow and The Dudleys. It's the one match that I've never made any effort to rewatch on video. - Best match ever? RVD against Jerry Lynn for the ECW TV title in 1999. - Raw or Smackdown? For me, as far as my perspective as to going to and performing and doing my best at work, Smackdown's the better brand for me. - Your favorite way to relax? Definitely spending time at home not thinking about being in the ring. Usually at 4:20. - What has been your favorite moment in professional wrestling? When I came back for ECW's last pay-per-view after my hiatus from having my ankle broken. That was really off the hook. - If you could do one thing to change the wrestling business, what would it be? I would bring back the day of the enhancement matches. Having every match from the beginning to the end of every card being a main event is ridiculous. It also makes it a lot harder on our bodies. Bring back some of those guys who are happy they have a position of getting on camera and taking some moves. - One thing that most people don't know about you. I'm hypoglycemic. - Something that makes you smile. Looking at what time I land at LAX (Los Angeles International Airport) every week. - What TV shows, besides wrestling, have you appeared on? "City Guys," "VIP," "X-Files," "18 Wheels of Justice," "Ultimate Revenge" and "Spy TV." - Where do you see yourself 10 years from now? Enjoying life and very happy to be with my wife. Far away from the business, but still grateful for what it's done for me."

Might as well bite the bullet and live with the friend. Of course, living with a stranger is a big part of college, so maybe you should just bite the bullet on that one as well. In closing, I hope you appreciate me offering no solution whatsoever.

Cactus Jack: Wanted Dead Or Alive Original NWO The Sandman: Blood Sweat and Beers Raven's first ECW shirt ECW: Planet Extreme

The few times I heard it, I enjoyed "99 Problems", as opposed to, say "Big Pimpin".

It's their tastiest sandwich next to the McChicken. I love it and will eat it whenever, regardless of the consequences.........much like the girls I meet at the bar.

He used "Five To One" on the song "The Takeover" Mos Def also recently used it on "The Rapeover"

"One Bourbon One Scotch One Beer"-George Thurogood (short version of the lyrics) So I stop in the local bar you know people, I go to the bar, I ring my coat, I call the bartender Said "Look man, come down here", he got down there So what you want? One bourbon, one scotch, one beer Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when, I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose, Need me a triple shot of that juice Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer One bourbon, one scotch, one beer But I'm sitting now at the bar, I'm getting drunk, I'm feelin' mellow I'm drinkin' bourbon, I'm drinkin' scotch, I'm drinkin' beer Looked down the bar, here come the bartender I said "Look man, come down here" So what you want? One bourbon, one scotch, one beer No I ain't seen my baby since the night before last, Gotta get a drink man I'm gonna get gassed Gonna get high man I ain't had enough, Need me a triple shot of that stuff Gonna get drunk won't you listen right here, I want one bourbon, one shot and one beer One bourbon, one scotch, one beer Now by this time I'm plenty high, You know when your mouth a-getting dry you're plenty high Looked down the bar I say to my bartender I said "Look man, come down here", he got down there So what you want this time? I said "Look man, a-what time is it?" He said "The clock on the wall say three o'clock Last call for alcohol, so what you need?" One bourbon, one scotch, one beer No I ain't seen my baby since a nigh' and a week, Gotta get drunk man till I can't even speak Gonna get high man listen to me, One drink ain't enough Jack you better make it three I wanna get drunk I'm gonna make it real clear, I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

Do what I do.....try to force your musical tastes on them, and if they don't listen, fuck em and chuck em. On a side note, nothing Linkin Park has ever done has been any good. I'm not the biggest Jay Z fan, although I enjoyed some of his earlier stuff, and his use of "Five To One" was cool, but am I the only one who sees this as a step down for him? It would be like 2Pac working with Nickelback, or Nas working with Puddle Of Mudd.

Why would anyone trust him after he made that abortion of a Doors movie and the mass of lies that was "JFK"?

I bet it turns into cybersex.

Yeah, except Buffer would call him "Bret The Hitman Clarke".

Because, like normal people, most of us despise 90% of our family members.

"Alabama Song" by The Doors Well, show me the way To the next whiskey bar Oh, don’t ask why Oh, don’t ask why Show me the way To the next whiskey bar Oh, don’t ask why Oh, don’t ask why For if we don’t find The next whiskey bar I tell you we must die I tell you we must die I tell you, I tell you I tell you we must die Oh, moon of alabama We now must say goodbye We’ve lost our good old mama And must have whiskey, oh, you know why Oh, moon of alabama We now must say goodbye We’ve lost our good old mama And must have whiskey, oh, you know why Well, show me the way To the next little girl Oh, don’t ask why Oh, don’t ask why Show me the way To the next little girl Oh, don’t ask why oh, don’t ask why For if we don’t find The next little girl I tell you we must die I tell you we must die I tell you, I tell you I tell you we must die Oh, moon of alabama We now must say goodbye We’ve lost our good old mama And must have whiskey, oh, you know why