Ted the Poster

You'll at least draw better than Alf.

So could WDI.

I want to know why you're not where you should be, whore.

It happens EVERY TIME there is a war. Soldiers come home, become depressed for any number of reasons, and kill themselves. Some just cannot handle the aftermath of war.

Oh, yay.

Inc's new avatar appears to be Mr. Chile. If so, good choice sir.

Maybe she'll steal the mayor's television for revenge. *runs*

I believe "Three on Tue" is a (terrible)play on words.

Czech?

I give this until Rando gets bored or forgets about it completely. So, tomorrow.

Penguins don't have sex for pleasure, to the best of my knowledge. Penguins do practice prostitution though this is true, he's not kidding I heard that they do it for stones or something.

Can I get the link to your show, Inc? In case I ever feel like hearing you talk.

CWM can help you with that.

Count me in as a fan of he monkey sketch. I don't know why, but monkey poop-throwing has always made me laugh. Hearing Kenan say "I gots the poo on my face", or whatever it was, as Cosby almost made me fall ot of my chair. I noticed that Clarkson's upper body is not proportional to her lower body at all.

He should have to wear one of the VR machines from Strange Days, and watch himself actually filming Hustle.

Are you asking what my favorite program is, or the identity of the highest-rated one? I'll assume the former. Oh, and currently running or of all time? The former would be Arrested Development; the latter would be Mystery Science Theater 3000. Spot on. What is your favorite MST3K episode, Inc?

Damn, there goes my first question. Which three Gregory Peck films are his best, in your opinion?

Well, there are Noam Chomsky fans in there as well. They're also pretty funny.

I sincerely hope that it's not The Big Casino for you, man. I've had two uncles die from colon cancer, and I wouldn't wish it on anybody.

Fo' sheezy.

People like us, apparently. Blue Barracudas/Silver Snakes > all. Also...

Agent's flagrant drug use and love of violence have altered his brain chemicals into thinking that all cops are homeless people. He kills hobos, you see. That, or he could be "anti-establishment". Fuck if I know.

You mean you'll yell it at him from the back of the medicine line?

(4/20)+(3/19)+(2/18)+(1/17)= ?

Monk comes on again at midnight.