Open the Muggy Gate

If I remember right, they're keeping em' off so when they come back, they'll be fresh instead of stale like they've been for the past 2 years. I don't know if that'll work... does anyone really miss them?

There's a mod on the Hardcore Discussion board? WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! ::Runs away and runs right into a wall::

Batista sounds like a calm badass... because that's what he is! He approaches stuff thinking about it first instead of running blindly around killing people like every other hoss on the roster. He's a smart hoss. He's an over hoss. I think his popularity will stay for a damn good while after Wrestlemania 21. That crowd was screaming for Batista last night big time. As for JBL's title reign... I'm starting to look at him more credible and credible every day. You see, his title reign isn't like Eddie's or Kurt's or Brock's or anyone like that. These days, people are paying to see him and pray to God he LOSES the title. Hell, even we want it. And whoever can do it, shall get the praise, the cheers, and a complementary basket of fruit from the smarks. This is the "Honky Tonk" method. Let the guy hold the belt for a while by any means necessary, have people watch the show and pay tickets to see him and see if he'll lose the title, and make a star out of whoever beats him for it.

New Jack wrestling at Wrestlemania 21... let it happen so the apocalypse can begin.

It's the Royal Rumble curse for the Undertaker, exactly right BL. I can't even remember if he's even won a match at Wrestlemania... I think just that one against IRS, and that's it...

Here's my two cents on this... I was talking to Rando the other day, and we were talking about the Smackdown from this past Thursday, and that Heidenreich wax model or whatever the hell it was in the casket. Rando says its fucking freaky how "in character" the Undertaker is at times. That's what makes him one of the top men in the business, and Heidenreich is playing up being freaked out and going insane really well IMO. Will the match be pretty? Probably not. Has the buildup been good? Oh hell yes it has. By the way.... we won't see JannettyTaker this time round.... it'll be LondonTaker.

I NEVER WANT TO SEE THOSE COLORS AGAIN! DON'T DO IT!

Fine pick for the winner, since that was pure and utter crap. JBL is coming along and is getting away from the Wrestlecrap mode, so I'm glad he didn't win. And I'm glad RD had those clips of the Diva Diss, because I never did tape that episode, and I wanted to see what they were saying again.

Spongebob is gay? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not every song they make is a freakin hit... but Counterfit God owns all.

Those last few minutes of Rey Rey vs. Chavo were pretty damn good. WILL SOMEONE TELL CENA THAT THE F-U ISN'T CREDIBLE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD?!

I've heard of Kevin Matthews.... on EWR. Good charisma on there.... God that's sad...

Road trip to Flair's house! Who's with me? I'm on board! Get the booze! I'll go, but only if you guys promise I can "WHOO" a lot, and wear a Cactus Jack shirt. Go for it. I'm gonna wear my Bret Hart t-shirt.

Dear God... just when you think it can get lower....

I thought it was ok. Like most of ya'll said, the cheating may have been a bit too much, but I can't wait to see tonight's show. Anyone know the name of that girl (Matador's daughter) in the promos? I've seen her before, but I can't remember her name.

Damn, that's a hell of a thought...

It's tough to find some good Batista picks without him beating the shit out of someone or finding one out of focus. That was the best one I had.

Road trip to Flair's house! Who's with me? I'm on board! Get the booze!

Well my family laughs at Foxworthy and Engvall's stuff all the time... of course their from Tennessee, so it hits ome on them...

That could've been for commercial time. TV shows are getting slashed and slashed and slashed as time goes on.

Que? That may be the dumbest thing I've heard in a while.

It must be really hard to make you laugh Meatwad.

Seriously... what the fuck is that?

I thought Robin Williams on Broadway was a great stand-up show. The guys on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour are damn good as well.

Woah! The boy grew up fast.... He already looks more intimindating than David! Well... I don't know what to say about this.