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I don't get it though... he fined him for being two minutes EARLY (almost on time) to a team meeting I mean, if Coughlin wanted them to be there at 3:20 instead, he should've told them that

I didn't even realize this is the first album without Ellefson (after reading that Iced Earth's bassist was joining for the SHF tour) Where'd he go?

I thought the tried and true method of street-fighting was "Shoot your opponent before he shoots you" That's what it seems like anyway. Nobody uses their hands anymore unless it involves a trigger.

Randy Orton made a great transitional champion! I agree!

I mentioned it in the first post, dude... I still remember groaning the first time I saw a commercial for the original movie

So you're a pedo...?

But it's not about the small penis...

That's pretty bad out of context. I ordered a Diet Coke...

Hey sports mods (PK or Al), are we making new threads for the Sunday night and Monday night games?

"Gervase"

If they want a kid, I hope she's up for a spermsicle in the cooch, 'cause they're not conceiving the natural way...

Vikings win, 35-17 Offense looked great today, as it should. Defense looks a little better than last year, but still a bit questionable as they were giving up big easy passes. In the other games, my pick for surprise of the day is the Browns-Ravens game... I know Baltimore is sporting a young offense along with a distracted Jamal Lewis, but still, with that defense, losing 20-3 to the Browns is a surprise to me

TD Kelly Campbell, Vikings up 35-17 I forgot how much I missed Culpepper's "false start" TD celebration

Dallas fumbles in the red zone, Vikings pick it up with 9 minutes to go

The Aussie thought he was playing Rugby for a second there.... Which Aussie and what happened?? His name is Mat McBriar and he's from Melbourne (according to ESPN.com) On a field goal attempt where he was the placeholder, he fumbled the ball, recovered it, then tried to make a rugby-style pass and failed. On top of that, he was called for intentional grounding.

Wow, fear-mongering. You don't see that very often in the American media.

Whoever he is, I don't like him

A Cowboys TD and another Moss TD later and the Vikings are again up by 11, 28-17

The Vikings practically invented choking. Settle down there, Canadian Cheeseboy I wouldn't call it choking, I would call it horribly apathetic and overconfident play... the same kind that let them give up two TDs in the last two minutes to Arifuckingzona last year Anyways, while I typed this up, Moss got his first TD of the year to put the Vikings back up by 11

Pathetic play by the Vikings D. After going ahead 14-3 with 30 left in the half, the D essentially goes "oh it's only 30 seconds, we've got this in the bag" and allow Vinny Testicles to toss 3 long bombs, the last for a TD

Haha, Cowboys play ball control for almost 10 minutes and wind up with jack shit when their FG placeholder fucked up

I'd've hit it

I was always a fan of grappling arts like judo and BJJ, myself... I was never one for throwing kicks or breaking boards with my penis or things like that I guess that doesn't help you though does it

She don't look too happy for a bride

I hope he wasn't drunk when he chose to post this story here, cause that was pretty stupid too