Slayer

With a bevy of bad games, I go lay down to nap while listening to the radio, only to be awakened by the Chiefs being down 17-6 with 10 minutes left

Falcons INT Brooks near their endzone TD Falcons

If it didn't have huge mechs and/or homoerotic bishonen action, most anime fans here sure as hell wouldn't know

Chiefs-Bengals at Noon on CBS Rams-Bears at Noon on Fox (Why? There're two much better NFC games going on right now) Fat Bay-Tampon Bay at 4PM on Fox Falcons-Saints on the radio right now Looks like yet another shitty weekend for regional football coverage (unless Chiefs-Bengals turns out to be good) Edit: Goddamn Canadians

I didn't even know this was a Crichton work before a couple days ago. I am surprised at the trailer though, in that usually Crichton books/movies are very serious and have serious looking trailers, but this one, like LPYC said, just comes off as cheesy, and makes it look like yet-another-hokey-action-flick

I touch myself at night and... ...oh, you want wrestling sins ...well, one day I was wrestling with my female cousin, and I felt all funny, and I kinda liked it... not sure why

I wonder how many hair-producing follicles he could possibly have left on his head Angle appears to have next to none left (when he fails to shave, which Austin never seems to do) and he's only been doing it for a year plus change. Austin's been doing it for 7.

Looks like he's having a hard enough time trying to figure out how to run a PS2 Attempting to figure out an XBox may send him into the fetal position

That's the wonder of entertainment media You can be a nice guy to most people you know, but give the media the coldshoulder, it's OMGBABYRAPER! And that's not even accounting for if you actively berate the media (see: Bobby Knight at his antagonistic peak)

You're actually worried about the gameplay? Homersexual

The funniest ones to me were when I heard wrestling themes in local car commercials Especially Tom Zenk's WCW theme (Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaahhhhh!)

I'm concerned he's gonna steal my lunch

A great and wise man once said "I'm gonna drink a lot of beer and stay up ALLLLLLLLLLL night!"

Helloooooo push!

Don't you have a game to go jack off to?

Larry Fitzgerald extends his consecutive-games-with-TD record

Danielson? Daniel...son.... Daniel-san! I smell new gimmick

Bitter Bohemians

And now we switch off to another game where another potential game-winning kick is blocked and go to another overtime Time waaaaaarp...

Purdue misses FG Game over

the good thing about the PS2 is it comes with its own cupholder Unfortunately you can't seem to play any games while using it... not sure why...

OSU gets a FG in the first OT Purdue can win it with a TD

How are you stuck with it? Big-12 = ABC SEC = CBS

Andre could also draw like nothing else and was the go-to guy for putting stiff hosses in their place. Two things that Gowan doesn't and two things that are badly needed in the business today. Am I the only one who imagines the sight of today's stiff motherfuckers like Bradshaw and Goldberg getting their just deserts like that? Maybe Mr. Spear&Jackhammer would protect his opponent a little more after waking up one morning in pain all over. Big drunk angry Andre no-selling Goldberg's stuff would rule all. Seriously, I'd PAY good money to see that. I'd praise Randy Orton to see that. And pay good money, bad money, Monopoly money, everything Canadian money? I said Monopoly money, didn't I? :-) Bad monopoly money

BLOCK!!!