The Mandarin

"'Do you really want to huuurrrt meeee?' Come back, hockey."

HOLY TAPDANCING JESUS

You've really got to stop.

OH JESUS LOOK WHAT I DID ..purposefully.

What I said last Monday: What he said: Your wish is my command.

Now I'm not ordering the replay.

So what was the new finish?

I'm watching the Heat replay. I thought Coach had to wear a dress for a month?

I was reading UK's Power Slam magazine the other day, and they had a section on brutal injuries. Supposedly, Alan Funk took a knee to the face on some sort of a diving move, which REALLY screwed him up. I can't remember exactly what, but he had to go through extensive facial reconstruction 'n shit. That's gotta suck if it's true. Can somebody give more details/what's he doing now?

Straight up. Interesting fact: Tom Sizemore was also a Michael (Cheritto) in another great film, Heat. Obvious fact: He was the showstealer both times.

Not me. I can't think of one match on the card anyone in their right mind would pay to see. Edit: Well, I like Christian's character and Shelton Benjamin is a good wrestler. Unfortunately, Christian is a boring wrestler and Shelton Benjamin has no character. It still is the most intriguing match on the card, at least for me.

WHAT IS GOING ON

Official Fantasy League WWE Survivor Series Preview, brought to you by TSM and Invision Power Board. Tonight's main event of JBL vs. Booker T could see Real F'n Show pick up 20 points for a JBL victory or a huge 25 point gain for G_Money if Booker was to pick up the W. Heidenreich vs. Undertaker is a 15 point battle between Zack Malibu and King Cucaracha. For the IC Title, we've got Steviekick's Shelton defending vs. Real F'n Show's Christian. Show, Steviekick and G_Money will be teaming up to take on Zack Malibu, King Cucaracha and uh, Steviekick in Raw's classic Elimination match. G_Money, Zack Malibu and King (2x) will be duking it out with The Voice, King, G_Money and Real F'n Show in the Smackdown 4 on 4. Steviekick will earn 20 points if Trish can retain her title vs. Lita tonight. And King, Zack and Real F'n Show will all sponsor a man (not named Chavo Guerrero) in the Cruiserweight Title 4 way dance tonight. It all happens..tonight on Survivor Series! Call your cable provider and tell them that you're not going to order because I'll have results 15 minutes after the show ends! Cheers, mates.

Yeah, it's not going to look as sleek as normal because I've got limited time and don't want to do any tagging.

You should have made a compilation of Dames reviews, you silly, silly man.

Don't tell me what the best quotes from a movie are. I want the ones that you actually use. So erase those R. Lee Ermey answers now. .. If you didn't, then you must offend a great deal of people. BTW, it can be just one line. Anyways, I must have said "My love is real, but I am not" millions of times (not really), but I'd go with Fargo on account of it's easy to speak in the accent, yah. Honorable mentions to anything Dustin Hoffman said from Rain Man. Well, it's those or Mabel's Busy Day.

He was upset because she was getting fat Period removed for effect

For a match (in recent times), SummerSlam 2002 for Rock vs. Brock. The vignettes were incredible, showing the training methods for both guys. Haven't been topped since. As a show, I'd go with WrestleMania X-7. You knew it was going to be great before the event. X-8 could have been the same, but Stephanie McMahon ruined everything and other than Rock vs. Hogan, nothing was important.

Probably had my favourite San Andreas moment so far today. During the Pier 69 mission, I ran out of Tec-9 bullets after pumping T-Bone full of them. So during the Ryder mission, all I had were five sawn-off shotgun bullets and a few dozen sniper bullets, which wouldn't do me any good while trying to chase Ryder. So after an AMAZING 20 minute boat chase that almost flipped me over a bunch of times, Ryder gets stuck on the beach and so do I. He's able to free himself and I knew that since I couldn't back my boat out in time to chase him, I better use my shotgun ASAP. So as he's trying to motor his ass out, I put three blasts into his boat which oddly made him stop. With Ryder just standing there watching, I was able to free my boat, move up to him and aim my sniper rifle at him. Instead of just killing him, it blew up the boat (which still took him out). Weird, but still a cool end to the battle.

I put my post over here because Incandenza is a bigger draw.

Ignore.

Yay, the board is back. Nay, Shannon Moore's heterosexuality.

Board was down just a few minutes ago.

*falsetto voice* ..yeeeess.

There are. There's no cameras to take pictures of them, though.