Vyce

And people wonder why some of us here have no respect for the French. A COP-KILLER. They couldn't find anyone else here worthy of giving this "honor." He was the best choice, huh?

Only way I can really get psyched for yet another Undertaker / Kane match is if Taker actually LOSES this time around.

What's the problem here? Bill is right, at least in regards to the Times.

Right. That's why I'm against some of the more extreme Confederacy hatred out there.

The part of this whole election I've loved most is how Bustamante has just completely dropped out of the picture. Oh, and Teddy > FDR. And if you don't agree, I'll beat you with my big stick.

No, JR, he wasn't just a basketball player, he was a VIOLENT~! basketball player.

Isn't a bounty, you know, illegal to place upon an innocent man?

You know, if anyone deserves a gay cowboy gimmick, it's Orton.

Don't let that mushmouth talk again.

This is why HHH needs to take notes on Jericho. Jericho just put Storm over - - and it won't kill his own heat one single bit.

Storm wins!?

I think we're also a little bit tired of the strongest-booked guy on RAW (well.....perhaps next to Shane) being a NON-wrestler who has less of a chance of getting in the ring than, say, Jonathan Coachman.

Jericho is my God.

Profane? How the hell do you use a ladder in a profane way?

Can there possibly be ANY sort of satisfactory ending to this Jericho / Austin feud?

What happened? Eric, don't you watch your own show? Oh wait, that......crap, it's the WWE logic again!

Here's what would sell Kane as a monster. It's horribly derivative, but I'd mark for it. You have JR & King suddenly announce that the ambulance has not made it to the hospital. A camera crew is sent out - only to find the ambulance on the side of the road, both EMTs beaten up and Kane missing. He then arrives back at the arena, bloodied but as unstoppable as ever.

Shouldn't Eric be more concerned with handling the Kane situation than messing around with this?

Hey, it's Test boy toy!

HHH should steal ALL of Dibiase's quotes and signature phrases. It may allow me to listen to an entire one of his promos without wanting to turn the channel or fall asleep.

How can I miss you, Hunter, if you WON'T GO AWAY.

Ha! JR: "I'm trying to be a professional..." And failing.

Shhh! Don't jinx it!

In other news, I'm kind of digging Lita's new look. She seems to have lost a little weight, and seems somewhat more attractive now. She's still painful to watch in the ring, though.

Yes, it's really quite forgiving of him.