Hoff

We aren't laughing because you're different, we're laughing because you're hopeless.

Well, I suppose. I dunno, I guess I just like to let my mind run when I read the show, and I've got a pretty active imagination, so, y'know, I guess I sort of almost "hear" it. I dunno, if this isn't a big deal to people, I can drop it entirely.

I hate to be self-referential, but: http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...dpost&p=1878675

I'd like to change my vote to Agent, and then Mole.

Crono, you're just proving my point. Furthermore, you're coming off as a "depressed" teenager. If you're really in your mid-twenties, grow up. Rebellion for the sake of rebellion went out long ago.

Joke all you want, but if there's a just God in the heavens, it'll be Mole.

I'm not thinking this'll be an overnight process. I'll try to find a way to upload some snippets of each contender, but that may be tough. Hopefully YouSendIt will come through for me in the clutch. If it got Angle/Michaels to WDI, it can do this. Oh, by the by, I have Angle/Michaels on my PC if anyone wants it. Just let me know.

If they DON'T fuck up the Revolution, it should be mind-bogglingly awesome. EDIT: Okay, I suppose this is a given...just saying. If they use some of these concepts intelligently, without being too "hokey," this thing sounds like it could be amazing.

Mole.

PLEASE BE OUR SAVIOR

Crono, here's the thing. We all get that you grasp the higher functions of humor, such as satire and sarcasm. The problem lies in your execution. It's blunt and inarticulate, and generally makes you look worse than if you had said nothing at all. However, for some reason unknown to most of us, you seem to believe that your remarks are clever and witty. Thus, every time you open your mouth, you look less intelligent, but you believe you look more intelligent, prompting you to open your mouth more. It's a vicious cycle. Consider this a friendly attempt to help you with your problem.

Everything was directly copied and pasted, so don't yell at me about it.

I've been thinking of ways to improve that, as well. For want of Photoshop...

I don't care if the song is serious or funny. But, I'm saying "LaLa" is just a horrible song, period. As far as parody vs. serious, you're blind if you don't see both elements.

I'm liking this Rage idea. What else we got?

Hoff vs. Gunner Sharps

FUCK YOU, SUNSHINE! THIS CONFERENCE IS OVER! *throws papers into the air ina fit of rage and storms away from the podium*

Sir, please, stick to the matters at hand. Who and what I fuck is really not a relevant issue. It's my 27" cock, and if I choose to "change some oil" with it, that's my prerogative. Please, next time, have a legitamate question for the candidate, or we will be forced to make you eat your own sac. Next question?

I'm sorry, Mr. Jobber, but that information is classified. What this means for you is that it's none of your fucking business. Sit down and shut up. Next question, please?

YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH BEFORE WE SHIP YOU TO INDIA, YOU FUCKING UNTOUCHABLE. We need a fucking CASTE system around here for these moronic individuals who live only to ANTAGONIZE the good people simply trying to carry on civil discourse. No... We need Dr. Tyler.

Ladies and gentlemen of the press, undesirables like MrRant are why we NEED Dr. Tyler as supermod. For otherwise, they will be allowed to run amok with their Bumblebee-hating ways. Stop Transformer prejudice. Stop it before it's too late. Rant is a nuthugger. DR. TYLER SUPERMOD 2005

Mr. Meatwad, if you don't settle down we'll ask you to remove yourself from the mortal coil. And not so much "ask" as "force." Any questions for the Doctor?

*POINTS TO SIG*

I see the statements made by Dr. Tyler and myself have left you all speechless and in awe. I believe that is the strongest endorsement we could have. Quit playign with your dicks, admins, and make this pillar of the community a supermod, as he truly should be.

What I didn't say which I meant to was that it's understandable if you honestly can't, but it would be nice to at least hear the reasons why and that you would if you could. Even if it's an understood, people like to hear those things. It's like telling your significant other you love them -- even if it's understood, it's nice to hear. A bit melodramatic, but same principle. Still, CC, sorry to have offended you.