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The 24/7 title was the hottest thing in the summer of '04. Straight up now tell me. I miss Paula Abdul.

This thread has reaffirmed my newfound belief that more peole need to off themselves.

Bah. The "H" shirt has already sold 80 million. Seriously, good stuff, KC.

Listen, I don't think most of us want PRL gone. But we did have some legit concerns over what he did, and they were brought up here. It's better to get things out in the open, I think, than to just let resentment build.

Man, everyone is talking awful big about a guy who'd blow your shit up like *that* if he was here.

It's not always about you. Although now I do regret the omission.

YEAH!! Tell those fuckers!! Dama, honest Q. Are the rules clearly posted somewhere?

Starscream is a top, and if you cry out he'll kill you. Don't fuck with him.

You cocksucker. You have this job where you spend 3/4 the time doing your own work, and yet in that hour you've gotta throw it around like you're the big man on campus? Wow. I have some advice; find a tall building, and jump. And quit saying "you have to do what you do." You could slack off and you KNOW it. What you're really there to be is a glorified garbageman, so suck it up, pick up the empty bottles, and get back to your homework.

QUIT YOUR JOB. I'm sure there's SOMETHING else on campus you can find.

Dude, I got nothing against you, except this. Being a stickler for moronic rules is bad enough, but to impose it on college students, in a library no less...well, I couldn't work your job, because I'd probably off myself due to the guilt. Leave them alone.

That ain't so bad. Savage Love today was about some guy with a zombie fetish. A girl rolling out her neck and arching her back isn't so bad at all.

I just pictured Dama beating some tiny nerd and JR gooing himself over it. "DAMARAMU!! DAMARAMU!! THE OU HOSS BAH GAWD!!!" Most of life is better with JR commentary, though. Back to Dama, you dumbass, you meddling fuck. Quit bothering people who are probably stressed enough as it is.

Oh, shit, that makes it really funny, then.

Okay, I can guess this. Starts with an R...ends with "ob Van Dam"... um, hang on...um....shoot. Ric Flair?

Hitler wasn't racist either, just a misunderstood man who wanted world peace. You fucking bigot.

TAKE IT TO THE HOUSE, ZACHARY!! *kills self*

Not gay.

Fine, don't, no skin off my nose. But shit or get off the pot. If you're gonna make this thread, admit you're full of it or have the nerve to back it up. And remember, it's down the highway, not across the street.

I know that's likely true, but it sounded funny. "Dude we got like a THOUSAND times more posting than those guys! AHAHA!" If there's an outcry from the posters to do this, do it, but this sorta seems like doing stuff for the sake of doing it.

So kill yourself, then. Quit bitching about it. Jesus.

This thread is so ridiculously removed from its original purpose.

NNNYU is the bitch carrying my bags.

I'm still the Michaels of the rebel clique, right? Because I an't carrying my own bags. Fuck that noise.