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I've got a back-up tackle named Tugboat Jones. He's a free agent, if you want to pick him up.

Hoji had zero tackles this game. Whats going on, is something fucked up with our coaching?

Why the fuck is that funny? That's really sad.

You use the term "Y'all" but you decide to throw the apostrophe in there. I think that's interesting. Nobody saying "y'all" ever thinks about the apostrophe. Right. Buuuuut: ya = you + all = you all -ou a + a'll = ya'll... Thus, you all = ya'll. This has been FroGGer Neal with your daily lesson in the proper way to spell ebonics, math equation style. And I suck at math, so... What? No, dude. Even going by your logic... ya=you you - ou = y you all - ou = y all thus, y'all. Apparently you suck at english, too.

Oh, fuck "young people." Counting on Jon Stewart's key demographic to win an election is like building a house on pasta stilts. Besides, they're not going to vote Republican, either. They'll just eat Doritos and study individual carpet fibers. You're wrong, and you werent even funny in being wrong. Hit the showers.

Well there goes your invite to do a comedy show with me.

What is AFAIK?

Aggggghhhhhh, how do we keep losing?! Our team is better than most of these people we're playing, from position to position.

A friend of my brother's was a huge Oilers fan, and then he became a Titans fan... but he lives in Vancouver, Washington.

Just boosted Hoji up to level ten. Turning into a pretty good LOLB

Splitting time could allow Williams to be a servicable running back into his 30s. I don't really feel bad for him.

Three white dudes in a row to start the draft. History, folks. Living history.

The Prince!

Jeez, when I lost my virginity the rest of the defensive line reviewed the case, all three convicted me of bullshit.

Tonight I performed infront of Mitzy and Pauly Shore. Fuck yeah.

I was pretty young when the Browns were moved to Baltimore. To me, the team in Cleveland seems like the same old Browns as always. Do the older people here feel the same way? Like the Browns just took a few years off? If Seattle gets another team, is it going to feel like the old one?

I see the torso... wheres the legs?

When the Nuggets are down 5 it feels like they're actually down 20. I bet they'd still lose if it was just Kobe and Pau playing them. Ok I wouldn't go that far.....well.....maybe. Maybe Kobe, Pau and three members of the Vienna Boy's choir. That's a fucking squad. I was at a bar with DJ Mbenga tonight. His coterie is stuck up.

Wikipedia says I'm a notable alumnus of my high school is how.

The Blazers might have it in the logo, but they don't wear it. Red, white and black are the colors.

I remember in the "Players" section of SI they'd have workout routines that pro's do. I bet Men's Health would be full of them too. When I was playing football we had the Arizona Cardinals trainer come and visit, and all we did was isometrics.

Naw nigga.

AHAHAHAHAHA, TREVOR, YOU OLD BASTARD!

You know how great this is? This is so great that I take back everything bad I ever said about Sacramento.

I hate this because it's bad for Seattle, bad for the northwest, bad for the Blazers... I don't get this because it seems like it's bad for the NBA. Seattle/Portland is a natural rivalry, but the two teams have never really been great at the same time. With Oden and Durant landing in the two cities at the same time, it seemed like that time had come. It sucks that we wont be able to see that now. Plus, Oklahoma City? This is the next NBA town? I mean no offense to anyone, but it's boring. It's fucking boring. I can't even get up for the new name/uniform. We'll see if it ends up being like Sacramento and Portland, but I don't think supporting a heartbreak team for a limited basis means you're a viable NBA city. Portland sells out arenas when Premier League teams come visit, but we wouldn't sell out a whole season.