Jorge Gorgeous

Yikes. Luckily I've got Kidd and Terry, who will pick up a little bit of that Dirk slack.

Why? is alright. Just alright, as far as I'm concerned. "Woman Eye, No" is my favorite track by them.

Totally. I jacked off, like, three times during the episode, I had nothing left in the tank afterwards. Well, that's not true, I J'd it another time during a Lil' Bush commercial.

Haha, Latter Day Saintzz. Yeah, honestly, I know almost nothing about Utah apart from Jazz crowds, Big Love and SLC Punk. As a Blazer fan I hate (you know, that begrudging respect kind of hate) the Jazz more than any other team in the west. Everyone tells me I'm supposed to hate the Lakers, but the Rip City Blazers never ran afoul of the Lakers.

Royce Gracie ate at the PF Changs I work at today. He isn't a big dude.

We dont throw bottles at anyone in Portland, they don't throw bottles in Sacramento. In Portland it's because they're too classy, in Sacramento because methamphetamines have robbed Sacramento's people of their ability to throw a bottle, but STILL. We don't throw bottles. I think it's all that pent-up Mormon rage.

Fuck you, that's a good album. Great winter music.

I detest women's basketball. Completely detest it. That's why I dont watch it. If other people want to watch it, fine. If it does enough ratings to be on TV, fine. But god... I hate it. Any of the 100 best high school teams in the country could beat the women's national champion in any given year.

It's all I've been listening to over the last week, but Graceland is one of my favorite albums, so...

Red Raider? As in Southern Oregon University? I've been a Bobcat, a Trojan, a Wildcat, a Red Raider, a Viking and now... a Groundling.

iPod nano is a LOCK for 100 losses.

Do you? I'm already a game ahead of you, I play the 17th best team in the league this week and I just added Jason Kidd and Marvin Williams while only giving up Mike Conley (very little help) and Greg Oden (no help.) For the first time in this whole league I have my whole team contributing, and I've still got 100 wins. I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!

Oh no, this is a cowboy up league? ...Fuck.

How do you suppose you're going to be able to get past me in later rounds, if not the first? Expect someone else to knock me out?

But just about meets the Fuckin' Rad limit.

Bruschi? Vrabel? HOF? This man says no!

I usually do the trip in around two hours, maybe two and a quarter, and I've done it dozens of times.

Drive two hours south.

YES! I was shocked to learn that the men's basketball team was actually so good. I saved the issue of the Vanguard saying Champions. WE BELIEVE. I want one of those. What're the odds you grab one and I pick it up from you next time I'm in Portland? .. I used to write for The Vanguard.

Big trade coming down the pike. Greg Oden's shimmering future has been had!

The Portland State Vikings are dancing! Yes! Portland State, by the way, has three alumni/current students on this board. At LEAST.

Well, maybe it's just me, but I thought tonight's episode was shitty.

No. Yes. Any place that jeezy calls home loses. I'm talking about music. I'll take Outkast, T.I., Ludacris, Dungeon Family and Cee-Lo (hell, even Lil Scrappy) over the Texas rap scene, that's just a personal call, though. I think the Atlanta stuff is more interesting, especially production-wise. I've tried to get into the Houston stuff, I just find it boring, to be honest. As far as critical success, commercial success, inovation, importance, cultural relevance, staying power and even my own personal taste: Outkast>Lil Flip I'd take UGK, Scarface, Lil Flip, Geto Boys, Devin Da Dude, SUC (Screwed Up Click), Slim Thug, ect. Its kind of like the beginning of Dinosaucers where the two different groups are running at each other.

No. Yes. Any place that jeezy calls home loses. I'm talking about music. I'll take Outkast, T.I., Ludacris, Dungeon Family and Cee-Lo (hell, even Lil Scrappy) over the Texas rap scene, that's just a personal call, though. I think the Atlanta stuff is more interesting, especially production-wise. I've tried to get into the Houston stuff, I just find it boring, to be honest. As far as critical success, commercial success, inovation, importance, cultural relevance, staying power and even my own personal taste: Outkast>Lil Flip