Jorge Gorgeous

Michael Jordan, Wilt Chamberlain, Bill Russell, Magic Johnson, Larry Bird, John Stockton You'd take out MICHEAL JORDAN? MICHEAL JORDAN? I can't believe you'd take out Micheal Jordan. To put in Kobe Bryant, or AI. MICHEAL JORDAN! ... Naw.

No.

FINALLY. When "Lil' Flip" went before this I was about ready to write this whole contest off. God damn. One of the best hip-hop albums of all time.

Oh yeah, this thing was huge in Beaverton, Oregon when I was in grade school. HUGE! We were under the impression it was a Stussy S.

Sports' two most intriguing words: What if? Yeah, fun article... I was looking for "What if Portland doesn't blow a 14 point fourth quarter lead in the WCF against LA" but alas...

I walked by Omarion on Melrose Street in LA. He smelled great. I perform every week with MadTV's Bobby Lee.

2001 is one of my favorites. Plus, Some LA Niggaz. That's a good song.

I thought The Blind Side sucked. It had a few interesting stories regarding the left tackle position (Taylor, Walsh, etc.) but the overwhelming majority of the book was about Oher and the shady family that adopted him. That isnt really a reason why it sucked, but rather, a description of the book. "Ice cream sucks, it's cold." My description of the book explains why it sucked. It did not focus on the evolution of the left tackle position as the title implies. Rather, it focuses at least 70% on Oher and his shady family. Come on, even a shmuck could see the double meaning in the title "The Blind Side: Evolution of the Game." It covered the evolution of the left tackle fairly well, and then went on to tell an amazing recruiting story that speaks to part of football dont see, and the evolution from a game, into something far more than that... something, and I'll be vague as to not spoil it, that would lead the people in the book to do what they do. A book about the evolution of the left tackle would be 35 pages long, with pictures and a Jonathon Ogden scratch and sniff page.

I thought The Blind Side sucked. It had a few interesting stories regarding the left tackle position (Taylor, Walsh, etc.) but the overwhelming majority of the book was about Oher and the shady family that adopted him. That isnt really a reason why it sucked, but rather, a description of the book. "Ice cream sucks, it's cold."

Probably the one at Bally's. MGM is also good. Also, while you're at one of those fine sports books, read "The Blind Side" by Moneyball author Michael Lewis. Not only a great sports book, but it's one of my favorite books period. It's got two main story lines in it... the first follows the evolution of football, starting at the emergence of Lawrence Taylor, the second follows Ole Miss left tackle Michael Oher's amazing story. Really. Read this.

Motherfucking spoiler alert, motherfucker.

And somewhere in the American West, Sam Elliot's family takes out a gigantic life insurance policy.

Who was the last QB to go from Atlanta to Green Bay? I'm drawing a blank. Was it... Jeff George?

Joey Harrington was cut today. Joey Heisman on the Frozen Tundra? Do you believe in miracles!?

When are you playing, I'm in OC but I do get up to LA every week. This Friday night. Let me know if you want to come, I'll get you $5 off admission.

And so begins a new streak of 270 games.

NBA All-Ugly Team. Starting Five and a 6th man! Picking from current players, who's making your list?

I hate the way Drew Gooden looks.

Hah! Completely stonewalled. Regarding the steroids, I'm with those who are starting to feel uncomfortable with the hunt - the media is going wild on it, and that's fine I suppose. I imagine there are people who feel like it's their job to "fix" the problem because they feel like they were steroid cheerleaders during the home run chases, but... I don't know, it feels like too much. As far as our government is concerned, I'd love to see them spend some time on things that matter. I'm angry with the ferocity of the chase, and suspicious of the tendency to go after big names. I don't like that so much time and energy is spent on the problem, when there are innumerable problems that are far more pressing and ponderous. I don't want my politicians reverse star-fucking. Pisses me off.

The lead singer of Black Kids is the Robot from the Queen album!

Oh man, I bet you were bummed when that happened.

My next three opponents are in the bottom half of the league, Im hoping Ive got second sewn up. Dirk had to come on eventually! I should've never given up second but no one on my team, outside of AI, has ever heard of consistency. I'm against last place this week though, so it's not over yet. . Yes it is so.

My next three opponents are in the bottom half of the league, Im hoping Ive got second sewn up. Dirk had to come on eventually!

I thought Fred Armisan's character during Weekend Update was fucking brilliant. I loved it.

I'm fielding interesting offers for the rights to Greg Oden's shimmering future.