Jorge Gorgeous

I'm 23, I've got one married friend, and a couple that might as well be. Personally, I don't feel like I'm anywhere NEAR being ready to get married, but different people have different paths. Maybe it also has something to do with my parents being divorced.

Haha, DMX, two Fugazi and Tim McGraw on the same page.

Fucking goyim, you better throw some lox on that bagel.

Them not saying it and you not hearing it are two different things, man. If you wanna be a concerned citizen, go find Obama's stances, they're definitely out there. It's easy to blame the media, but blame the media and spit in the other and see which opinion like an asshole everyone's got two in a bush, anyway. I mean, kvetch all you want, but don't rely on the 4th estate to make all your choices on the first three.

If we do college, I gotta be the Oregon Ducks... If we do the pro's, I'll take the Chargers... If we're doing it... if THEY'RE doing it.

Hey! You said this. You called someone a "child" and referred to youself as their "better" on an internet forum. You're a fucking caricature! I can hardly conceive of you existing outside of the internet. You communicate in a slobbering blend of bad vampire novel character and Rush Limbaugh. You seemingly exist in a September 12th, 2001 version of the movie Groundhog's Day. Watching your failed intelectual flailings is like watching a chihuahua bark at a passing dog. Your entire existence on this forum is traced from talking point to quackery to talking point like a retarded constellation. You make a mockery of real issues by constantly bringing up things like lapel pins and middle names. You're polarizing in the worst way, and, just so you don't forget - - you posted this and then thought to yourself "take that." I hate you.

UniWatch!

Cancer Marney is a joke, right?

Hippos can be beasts but they only really have one method of attack which is to swing their jaws around and slash with their tusks. If something speedy like a tiger or bear could avoid that and end up jumping on the hippos back or locking a good grip on the hippo's neck it'd be dust. Are bears that speedy? Oh yes they are. And what about South America and Asia? You dare shirk the tiger, sun bear and three-toed sloth?

When it comes to logic, I don't see how anyone could argue with Ripper here. I'm not going to rehash his argument, but I would like to re-emphasize his point that NBA Coaching>College Coaching.

Mazel Tov, Marvin. I don't think I would have beat you even had I had Dirk healthy.

Damn you're right. Not counting my year and a half banning I've been posting here since February of 2001. Ugh. Then again I'm more comfortable posting here or The Pit. I couldn't stand those fuckers at DVDVR. HEY WELCOME BACK

I dont drink it... but I love it. It's just so bad for you.

I've got not issues with Cheesecake Factory, though I've only ever had the cheesecake. Can't speak for the entree's. The cheesecake is fucking delicious.

Sorry... I'm really touchy about it. It's like you can't be a comedian and also be on the internet. Nobody believes you. Anyway, you're actually right. Everytime I tell someone what I do, it's a lot of "me too." And I inquire further, and it's a lot of "Well I wrote some stuff" or "I did an open mic one time" or "I hosted a Battle of the Bands at my youth group."

Since I did 45 minutes at my first ever performance, made a name for myself in Portland, moved to LA and went from doing three minutes at the open mic nights to getting paid to do the mainstage at The Comedy Store three months later, opening for Bobby Lee, you fucking hater. When was it that you decided, Milky?

Im willing to throw down a little money to buy a team we can all play on, if people are down to pay attention to this thing for a while

I'm an LB. Hoji Savagebones

I meant the actual people, like, say... Jim Thome playing tackle or something.

It isn't really funny. It's lucky... but not really funny. Plus, the only thing this locks you up is points. I'll have my keepers in a bit.

Papa John's Stadium (or field or whatever the suffix is) where Luhlvull plays football is pretty terrible. Also, I humbly submit Oregon State's Reser Stadium as a darkhorse candidate. While initially inoffensive, a little investigation will reveal that Reser is a company that makes potato salad and frozen burritos. New Question: You're putting together a football team, but you can only pick athletes from other sports. Who do you pick, and at what position? (Feel free to do offense or defense or both, depending on how much time you want to spend. Don't skip the lines!)

I'm in!

YEAH WELL SO'S SOLDIER FIELD BECAUSE THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX

What a cruel twist of fate. Hopefully my other shmoes can pick up the slack. At least I know I'll win blocks.