Jorge Gorgeous

Why do you want it to be just one thing? It's an hour long. It's on five days a week. I'm glad it's a little schizo.

Except Colbert was in Stranger With Candy, is pretty funny, and does not suck and die. Marney was in Strangers With Candy, actually. Three episode arc.

I wonder why sarcasmacolor never took off at this board. Because of Slim Citrus.

How much stage time you got? You wanna do a show?

Thank you sir! Yeah, Dameshek is good. That's what I listen to if I'm in my car during the day. I hate "The Loose Cannons." Petros and Money are good, though.

Where in California are you, again?

Where does one get those Kornheiser podcasts?

No... you really don't. Sure I do!

Who doesn't want to have a big-ass party? I dont think I've ever believed in god, but I had myself a Bar Mitzvah. Why? Big-ass party. Also, big-ass pay day. Also, hey, why not learn some Hebrew?

All of this is true.

Wha... what?

Even if that were true, that would still beat the current administration: Step 1: Don't talk. Step 2: Invade. Step 3: ? Nah, not really. At least the first two are concrete steps in the latter case (and FYI step 3, would be DEMOCRACY!). In the Hussein/Cahtah model, step 2 is completely undefined and step 3 is merely a hypothetical. Arguably, under the current administration, step 3 is a hypothetical as well, but in terms of completion it has an advantage of 33%. Why does it have to be three steps? You're massively over-simplifying, according to you, the chart for lunch would be 1. PLANT SEEDS 2. ? 3. SHIT Talking to people isn't going to be the only strategy Obama will employ, it will be another strategy. What's your beef with talking to people? Do you have anything valid? Anything concrete? Are you full of vitriol and shit (shitriol)?

Nothing cute here, I'm operating under the assumption that you ARE deadly serious. It's weird. I can't fathom believing some of the things you believe. You aren't a conservative, you're something else. What happened to you? I'm not trying to be clever, or a jerk, or anything like that. I honestly want to know what happened to you that makes you the way that you are.

There it is. The worst non-political, non-Boston area sports related thing I've ever read on the internet.

Honestly, why? Do you think it's funny, or... what?

I pronounce your name "Precious Wah" in my head.

Nice. It's always disapointing when a legend comes with a set he's been doing since the 80's. Or even the 90's. I guess Mooney's shit is the type that has to stay current. Also, folks, I'll be back at The Comedy Store's mainstage on Melrose in LA on the 26th of April. Telling some jokes, looking handsome. My standing offer is your choice of a shot of whiskey or a gin and tonic to be enjoyed with me after the show.

So Alicia Keys has some interesting opinions regarding gangsta rap and Tupac and Biggy. Yahoo! News Link Reader's Digest: She think gangsta rap was a ploy to make black folks kill each other and the government set up the Tupac and Biggy murders to prevent the rise of another important black leader.

Oh really? Does Superfly contain the startling lyrical grand mastery that is "Grandchildren on your knee, Vera, Chuck and Dave" from "When I'm 64"? Or the entirity of "Being For The Benefit of Mr. Kite"? Because if it does... Curits Mayfield totally ripped off The Beatles.

You didn't know? Yeah, it's some shit. Some real shit. Their justification for protesting the soldier's funerals is because the military doesn't ban the gays, so they think God is punishing them for their "tacit approval." Did I spell that right? Anyway, it's that or something really close to that.

Hows his shit? Current?

Insult in what way?

Frank Caliendo is talented. He isn't particularly funny, but the man is talented. Artie Lang was on MadTV, he was pretty funny. Bobby Lee is a good stand-up, though I might be biased 'cus I opened for him a couple times. I didn't mind Mr. Deeds, but I didn't see Click or Eight Crazy Nights (I know!) All I know is this, the weird retarded act really bugged the hell out of me in Little Nicky, which is sort of weird, I guess, considering it didn't annoy me in The Waterboy. And those of you who NEVER thought Sandler was funny, I invite you to go back and watch Billy Madison again. Maybe you don't love him in it, but the movie is fucking great. I saw it when I was little, thought "Huh, that's pretty funny" and then watched it again last year and there was shit I never noticed before. Hillarious!

Ripper is shouting 12 and Slim is countering with a dozen, this isn't even really an argument. I don't think anyone is saying defense isn't important to a championship team, but it isn't THE thing. There is no THE thing. Winning four games first is THE thing, and every team that does that has a different way of doing it. And c'mon, you gotta agree with Ripper on one thing, judging a team's defense solely on points allowed is like judging a baseball player solely on RBI. Pace means so much.