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MarvinisaLunatic

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  1. Well.. the Old couple are lost already.
  2. Dont forget the Ultimate #1 rule to end all rules.. Dont piss off a foreign cab driver.
  3. The old folks are from somewhere close to me. They'll be gone soon... Almost an accident!...
  4. Man, Wile E Coyote has had bad luck for like, what..60 years.. I dont think he's ever gonna catch the Roadrunner with bad luck that like that.
  5. I pretty much think this is going to Bomb. I could be wrong.
  6. I think Mike Williams might fall low enough that the Ravens wouldnt have to trade up to get him..maybe.
  7. Whoever invited me (It almost has to be someone from on here..), thanks.
  8. Vince obvious scouts Cinemax, skin mags and the bad side of the net for potential divas.
  9. It didnt say Fuck the FCC. It said "Mike Powell is a Pussy". Same effect, but anyway. I would get a screencap but 24 is getting ready to come on.. Err.. I guess there were 2 signs.
  10. The 7 years between playoff (and not the loser bracket ones) appearances for Marvin Jenkins streak holds true again! 2007, 2014, 2021 I just hope that he pitches better than the last two appearances he made.
  11. 27 Strikeouts on 81 pitches - THE PERFECT GAME. Ha ha..who am I kidding..that will never happen. *goes and watches "The Scout"*
  12. The Orioles lineup is going to be awesome. They have, without a doubt, the best 2-6 (Mora,Tejada,Sosa,Lopez,Palmeiro).142 HR and 508 RBI between them last year.. Its just ashame that the back end of the lineup wont be as strong (Gibbons,Bigbie,Matos). If Gibbons can have a halfway decent year this year after his injury plagued season last year, it will be even better. Brian Roberts fulltime at the leadoff spot will probably also be a good thing. If the Orioles ONLY had a halfway decent pitching staff, I could probably come on here and say that they would AT LEAST Finish in 2nd in the AL East with a winning record and maybe have a shot at the wild card. As it is, Id be shocked if they finished in 3rd again and even more shocked if they finish with a winning record, even with the offense as it is.
  13. Be Cool is going to BOMB. Vin Diesel's movie will be #1 even though it looked like it was really stupid.
  14. Announcer: And now, here's Andy Kaufman! [ Kaufman stands next to a record player, looking nervously at the audience for several seconds, before finally turning the record player on ] [ Theme From "Mighty Mouse" cartoon begins to play ] Record: Mister Trouble never hangs around When he hears this Mighty sound: "Here I come to save the day!" Record: That means that Mighty Mouse is on the way! Yes sir, when there is a wrong to right Mighty Mouse will join the fight. [ Kaufman starts to lip-synch his part by mistake, then stops himself ] Record: On the sea or on the land He gets the situation well in hand. So though we are in danger, we never despair 'Cause we know that where there's danger, he is there! He is there! On the land! On the sea! In the air! We're not worryin' at all We're just listenin' for his call: "Here I come to save the day!" Record: That means that Mighty Mouse is on the way! [ during instrumental break, Kaufman reaches for a glass of water to wet his lips ] Record: We're not worryin' at all We're just listenin' for his call: "Here I come to save the day!" Record: That means that Mighty Mouse is on the way! [ Kaufman bows to the audience ] --- I have gotten a lot of the Intergender wrestling skits on tape, but I have never seen this in its enitrety as it aired (and this is as close to it as Im gonna get..).
  15. Masters could have a gimmick where he makes everyone else uglier to make himself look better.
  16. How in the world would one sit though 8 hours of wrestling.. Anyway... STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD! Dear god I can hear JR in my head now... Oh and .. 3 Count 2k5?
  17. Instant death of WWE... Jose Canseco accuses HHH of doing Steroids when he showed him how to do em back at a house show in 1996. OMG WRESTLERS DO STEROIDS! Then all the roided up wrestlers have to be fired, all that are left is 100lb cruisers and Vince (who amazingly didnt get firedl) decides hed rather quit that focus 100% on Cruisers. ....
  18. Yeah, I wonder how much money Vince is blowing on his movie division. The guy just cannot accept that outside of wrestling, he is the biggest business moron of them all. Wrestling- Marketing genius Other- you are better off buying stock in Billy Beer The good thing is he has 250 million, the bad news is his projects are getting bigger in terms of spent money. Bodybuilding- Cheap football- little more costly movies- very costly What's next? WWE Airlines? Theres a WWE/Spaceballs joke here somewhere. WWE The Toilet Paper!
  19. He probably hits his pose every 10 seconds for practice..
  20. http://www.wired.com/news/business/0,1367,...tw=wn_tophead_6 I wonder if those $3 versions will find their way stateside for people who have region free DVD players like the HK versions that show up all the time on EBay now for cheap.
  21. I really hope Teddy Long stays.
  22. Paging the Hurricane.. So yeah..I guess Nunzio is gonna come out looking like Mario..err..Luigi..now.
  23. What the hell is London wearing?
  24. I feel bad for that woman singing.. You just know the picture behind the red drape will be defaced by Cena somehow.. Well thats a nice painting.. I bet its a photoshop though and not really painted.
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