Cheech Tremendous

Jim Thome, Util

I was faking it. Cheech Tremendous can vouch for me. At the beginning of this ordeal, I PMd him, thinking this was a joke by The DMC saying that I would jokingly suck up to Leena. I was also talking about it in the chat before you came in, CWM. I can't believe people didn't read my posts yesterday and didn't realize they were (poor) attempts at humor. If you want to punish me for it, that's fine. I probably should take a break from boarding. I can vouch for all of this. I still have the PM. Kamala is very right about one thing: it was a poor attempt at humor.

I pronounce it nay-f. The w is silent.

Leaping his way to the Stat Mongers, Mr. Edwin Encarnacion

If you are stupid enough to be banned from TSM, you are basically scraping the bottom of life's barrel, aren't you? Seriously, we let just about anything go here and you can't stop yourself from getting kicked out on multiple occassions? How does one even begin to defend someone like that (see also: Leena)? That being said, and against my better judgment, I'll say in, but only on these conditions: no NHB, no chat room, no "fite me poser" shtick and no talking about your beyond-fucked personal life. If you can be enough of an adult to talk half-way intelligently about MMA and whatever else you like, I'm indifferent to your presence.

Thanks to the help of Graham Cawthon's site:

Baseball Prospectus' Top 100 Prospects

He won't make it to next year. The only reason he's hung on this long is that he has the ear of owner Robert Sarver.

Any time, it's no secret you never liked me, and I never liked you. Actually, I never said I disliked you; I just thought you were a shitty poster. And what's with you sucking Leena's big e-clit? You weren't ever around when she was here.

Aww, I missed you guys so much. Thanks for all the support when I got banned. Especially you, Truthiness.

What. You know, Dandy is right. I'm not sucking up to you because you bought some piece of shit board that hates you anyways. Suck my dick, bitch.

You guys should check Site Feedback. Our new Empress has ascended to her throne.

I knew this was coming. Surely, I never should have doubted you. I'll take my banning like a man. But I do love these proposed changes. Best of luck.

It's been ten plus years since Paul Heyman booked a successful wrestling product. Why would anyone think that he could be a savior in 2009? Would he be an improvement? Probably, but I fail to see how that would translate into any sort of short- or long-term success.

He sounds like a little miserable piece of shit with way too high of an opinion of himself.

This "waiting for 2010" bullshit is getting on my nerves. The likelihood of these superstars jumping to moribund franchises because they have a little extra dough is a pipe dream. Building your team on the hope that you hit the lottery two years from now is a serious slap in the face to your fans and the complete wrong way to build your franchise. Some smart GM is going to clean up in the next year or two as these FA-happy GMs start unloading good players at the chance to have money for a player that will never come to their team.

That one doesn't make a ton of sense. My overpaid crap for yours?

Yes. The wheels are in motion.

How did Kevin Love not make the Rookie team?

With their 6th round pick, the Stat Mongers select: Alex Gordon, 3B Don't look so down and out, buddy.

Great, now I can stop going to those stupid Maff chats. All hail the new leader.

I will not ban any of them. However, if anyone does a childish stunt like mocking a poster in their username like CWM is, they will be banned permanently. I don't know yet. I'll be asking Venk and Czech if they wish to return, and maybe more later. Mike will be unbanned, along with anyone who wasn't a spammer. This opens up problems, but the entire history of TSM has had admins banning/unbanning people simply based on "Do I like you or not?". Just to give you a preview of things to come.

I better be getting a cut of that, Kamala.