Hunter's Torn Quad

You mean he's going to try and stab Matt Hardy with scissors?

Well, that makes this stinking pile of crap all the more better then. The winner is you.

If you go to the Figure Four website, you can listen to the free Friday rado show, and the guest is Mike Tenay.

So, you want to make the babyface champion face non-top guys, washed up wrestlers and rookies. Not only that, you don't even want him in the main event. Yeah, that's a good idea.

The news about Batista or that terrible idea from gWIL?

Just let the monster die, ok.

According to Bryan Alvarez, he might not even be able to drop the belt in the ring, and he'll probably be out for a while.

How about a real idea, and not something that has all the cohesion of water.

It would be easier to point out the non-holes. There you go.

They were good at their peaks, but not great. Baba was very good considering his size, and he had a **** match against Jack Brisco in Japan. That was a work, but a lot of people thought it was real for a long time.

A shitty storyline for a shitty idea.

It wouldn't be the right kind of heat. The title would be a joke because the people would know it's on a wrestler who isn't very good and hasn't really done anything of note. There are so many holes in this idea. It would be a disaster waiting to happen.

The fans would shit all over Lashley with a great big dump if they put the title on him. It's a terrible idea.

Apart from it looking like a monkey on crack wrote it? It sounds nothing like Shawn, even back then. Ok, I can't top 2Gold.

A very willing pawn. He loved sticking it to Bret.

It just doesn't seem like Shawn Michaels. Or the truth, for that matter. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I don't think Shawn can tell the truth. About anything. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ::Imagines Shawn tutoring kids in math:: "See, ugh, the two doesn't always want to job to the one, so sometimes two minus one is still two." <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He'll keep calling in sick saying he's lost his smile.

Shane was definitely at WM XX chanting at Brock and Goldberg. I don't think I've read anybody other than SK say Shane was at Backlash chanting along with the crowd at Shawn.

Yup, Jeff used so much paint that he actually turned into a black man. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Great. Maybe now he'll be able to dance. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Or sing. Cause he damn sure can't do that now. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Don't mock the man. Alley cats from coast to coast make the journey to TNA take pointers from Jeff.

Yup, Jeff used so much paint that he actually turned into a black man. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Great. Maybe now he'll be able to dance.

I'll take Taker any day over JBL. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I wouldn't. At least JBL will lose clean and sell.

Shane was chanting the "You Sold Out" at WM XX, not the "You Screwed Bret" at Backlash.

It just doesn't seem like Shawn Michaels. Or the truth, for that matter. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I don't think Shawn can tell the truth. About anything.

Dr Heiney Vince, if you want to jerk off, do it in private. Don’t make the viewing public suffer through you self-indulgent, egotistical, masturbatorial fantasies. Jose-Luis Rivera A solid hand. Barry O Barry looked like he could have been a decent opening match heel. I’d have put him just above jobber status. Iron Mike Sharpe A good heel jobber. Barry Horowitz What idiot came up with trying to make something out of Horowitz? Was only ever good enough to be fodder. Jim Powers Nice body, shame about the absolute lack of talent. Salvatore Bellomo I’ll remember him most for that Piper’s Pit, and for doing that Gladiator gimmick on the Indy scene later on in his career. Sharmell in her current role Sharmell will get over a lot in the role of the mouthy woman, because a lot of the WWE audience hates that sort of character. Booker will probably end up with no heat because those same fans treat men who take that sort of thing as total pussies.

Ah, that crazy Vince Russo and his ideas that look, sound and smell like shit.

There is your answer. Russo was a complete idiot. He wanted wrestling exposed so people would know there were writers like him, and so Russo could be seen as meaning something, because he was in need, and still is in need, of adulation, to feed his huge ego.