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They'll still promote it through commercials, like the DVD, they just won't have the storylines built through television. So I guess it is being sold on the basis of being ECW or having "dream matches".

Eddie has turned so many times in the past few years that I'm numb to it, so this storyline has never interested me since it was the obvious direction since day 1. I just don't care about either guy at the moment and they haven't really given me a reason to. I've seen Eddie/Rey HH97 and they will never, ever, match the intensity and hatred and story and quality of that match. Benoit/Edge is the best feud going at the moment, though none of it is intentionally done by the WWE; I just love the parallels to Benoit/Sullivan in the two having a last man standing match and Edge stealing another mans woman.

You won't find reactions in the WWE today that match reactions in 2000/1999. It was a different kind of over then. I was shocked to shit when watching matches from 2000 and how the fans reacted to the Rock compared to how they react to anyone today.

I'm not a big fan of Quiznos either. I prefer going to my local grocery store (Dominion for all yall Canuckers) and picking up their subs made from leftover meat from their deli and bread from their bakery. It's cheaper, more filling, and IMO tastes better.

You people who don't mix the food on your plate and only eat things separately are freaks. I used to eat plain burgers as well, only out of ignorance. Once I discovered the absolute joy of lettuce and tomato I can't go back. I dunno if this is a weird habit or not, but once I eat something and get food poisoned from it, I will never eat it again. Ever. Subway, for example. Loved it. Got food poisoning, threw up for hours, can't enter one without feeling ill. Ditto for McDonalds' McChicken sandwiches, and Arbys Everything.

Lorne got his head chopped off and still lived, a fucking stab wound wouldn't ain't do shit.

Yes. A year ago I thought he was an underrated in-ring performer with excellent mic skills. Now I think he is becoming very overrated by people who sing his praises as if it were a pat on their back.

Yeah, I'm a stickler on fat-on-meat as well. It just fucks up the texture and tends to taste bad too. On the texture front... I love raisins. I hate raisins in anything other than cereal, and that's usually because they're hardened. Raisin Butter Tarts? Euck. Raisin Bread? No thanks. I don't really have many rituals when eating, but eating an Ice Cream cone becomes a complicated proceedure that I dare not try to describe. I do the chocolate bar thing too sometimes, especially with Kitkat bars. I can't possibly eat those things with the lil chocolate connectors still on em.

Why not just ride Flair? Call it Naitch Rider.

I missed most of the preview for next weeks episode... it looked like some intense shit with Tom and Ian scheming. Whah Happen?

Even if the booking sucks, which is usually the case, the writing is still bad. The promos, which are written by the writers, are still bad. Everyone involved in making a bad show deserves to get bashed.

Well, once you hit the heights of Big Wolf on Campus, there is nowhere left to go but down.

Does anyone else still giggle at the prospect of "WWE Films"?

How is there anybody worse than Big Wolf on Campus? You know... besides Stephanie McMahon, head of creative.

He still has toes.

Oh man, if HHH shaves his beard and leaves really long sideburns and then becomes an alcoholic while Shane and Steph* all-of-a-sudden become "new kids that just moved in" to the WWE, RAW would be sooooo much better. Who needs Pipers Pit when you have the Peach Pit?? *C'mon, you knew from the minute you saw her Stephanie McMahon wanted to be Shannen Doherty. And The Hurricane would make for a PERFECT Brian Austin Green... Stacy Keilber as Jenny Garth...Christian as Ian Ziering (~!!!) And the openning music would actually be more current than the shit they use now.

Pfft. Jasmine was more of a threat than The First. Angels Avengers stopped that shit. Both Angel and Buffy were underdogs, but Buffy was "just a girl" while Angel had powerful forces that were trying to get him on their side. Both were underestimated in a way, but Angel was viewed as important by his enemies and Buffy was more of a pesky fly.

Good Plan! Seattle ain't so far from Toronto, right?

"Can't stop the signal" is the only thing I don't like about this whole thing. ...and that none of those cities are Toronto.

Not to mention he had dedicated about 14 years of his life to this profession only to have his last day be "well, thanks for the hardwork buddy, we're gonna ruin you now". HHH has to be the biggest mark for himself. You see it all over RAW.

I need this for so many reasons right now. RRR: Giddy.

http://movies.apple.com/movies/universal/s...erenity_480.mov YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!

*Scene opens with Stacy, in her apartment, at a keyboard typing.* (Stacy Narrates): The other day something very strange occured. Not strange ha-ha, not strange bizarre, but strange... creepy... *Scene switches to Candice, Stacy, Christy and Maria sitting in a cafe* Christy:... and THAT'S how I beat up the coach with an oversized boxing glove! (girls laugh) Stacy: As you all know, I am now writing a Sex in the WWE column for RAW magazine. (girls nod) Stacy: So... got any hot gossip? Christy: Well... I heard... (Christy, with a big grin on her face, looks over at Maria) Maria: No Christy, please, I told you that as a secret. (Candice looks surprised and Stacy smiles) Stacy: C'mon Maria, there's no secrets between us girls. Christy: Well, let's just say there is this girl... let's call her... Mary (Christy winks at Maria). Well, Mary has the hots for this guy... let's call him... Tyson Tomko... (Stacy and Candices mouths open wide) (Christy winks again at Maria, Maria looks shocked) Stacy: No way. (Maria looks down and blushes) (The 3 girls all scream together) Candice: But why? Maria: Well... Stacy: I heard he was gay. Christy: What? Maria: WHAT? Stacy: What? It's just what I heard. Candice: Him and Christian ARE awfully... "tight" Maria: C'mon guys, he is not! Christy: I wasn't going to say anything, but... those tattoos are rather... "homosexual". (Christy winks again, at no one in particular) Candice: Tomko, maybe. But not that Christian. (The girls all turn their attention to Candice) Candice: What? I'm just saying... he's kinda cute. (The girls all scream... again) Christy: I heard he was a... "CLB"... you know, a creepy little bastard... ( ) Stacy: Yeah, we know, they just say it on television every week for the past forever. (Christy with a shocked/disgusted look on her face) Stacy: I mean... those new shoes look fabulous on you! Christy: THANKS! (Christy gets up and starts to dance around as The Hives play) *Long shot of the girls sitting in the cafe as the scene moves back to Stacies apartment* (Stacy is still sitting at the computer typing) *A shot of the computer screen with Stacy on a MSN-like private conversation* Stacylegs2002: OMG CANDICE LUVS XTIAN Ro-nanTheSamoian: WOOT?~! Stacylegs2002: And... Ro-nanTheSamoian: Theirs moore?! Stacylegs2002: :) Ro-nanTheSamoian: TELL TELL TELL! Stacylegs2002: O Stacylegs2002: K Ro-nanTheSamoian: Weeeeeeeellllllll?! Stacylegs2002: Maria Ro-nanTheSamoian: ?~!???!?!?!? The suspinse is killin me! Stacylegs2002: and Ro-nanTheSamoian: *suspense Stacylegs2002: TOMKO! OMG! Ro-nanTheSamoian: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Stacylegs2002: I NO! LOL! Ro-nanTheSamoian: TOMKO LIEKS XTIAN! Stacylegs2002: NO WAY! Ro-nanTheSamoian: He told me yesturnday. Ro-nanTheSamoian: *yestderay Ro-nanTheSamoian: *YESTERDAY Stacylegs2002: Well, wut do we do now? Ro-nanTheSamoian: I dun know. Stacylegs2002: Yes U do. Ro-nanTheSamoian: R U thinkin wut I am thinkin? Stacylegs2002: prolly Ro-nanTheSamoian: Get them together for a nite out and watch the sparks flyee! Stacylegs2002: Tats better than my idea of buying new shoes Ro-nanTheSamoian: Don't let Christy get 2 U. She has lots of $$$ now that she's a DIVA winner. You are still waaay prittyer. Stacylegs2002: Tnx. I gotta go. I have to write up this RAW columm. Ro-nanTheSamoian: L8R Stacylegs2002: XOXO Ro-nanTheSamoian:

Tomko can become "Tommy", the gay bodyguard (like THE ROCK~! in that movie~!), and Christian can be totally unaware of Tomkos motivations in being his "problem solver". It would be great. Tomko can confide in Rosie and Rosie tells him he has to be true to himself. Tomko says "I try to say something, but the words never come out right". All-the-while Maria is scheming to get Tomko in the sack and she has girly talks with Stacy, Candice and Christie in a Sex and the City-style dialogue with Stacy now writing a column about Sex and the WWE for RAW magazine. Candice confides in Stacy that she wants Christian and Stacy and Rosie get together to do backstage gossip and play matchmakers but it ends up blowing up in their faces and they become outcasts... and as they share sweet lonliness, they fall madly in love.

Edge smiles those big pearly whites, makes a comment about dentists, and everyone hates him.