Lord of The Curry

I'm kinda bent that John Vito and Jill got taken out so early, simply because I wanted to see the JV vs Rob feud kick into high gear.

Wood Harris said in an interview recently that you're going to see Avon at least once in Season Five before it's all said and done.

The non-midget member of Team Midget looks like she's had implants put in since the last time. If Rob and Amber don't take this then they should be very, very ashamed. This is probably the weakest lineup in a long time and the fact that it's the All-Star Edition is laughable.

That entire season is going to be one giant-ass buildup to Who Gets To Kill Marlo?

Uychenna and Joyce are my *ahem* dark horse pick to take it. I just hate the idea of them winning again.

LOLLERS.

Beauty Queens all the way.

I don't think you can really say that seeing as how we've yet to see Vera face off against a really good wrestler. O'Brien is a big dude as well whereas Brandon could easily be fighting at 205 so Vera will also have to deal with a size disadvantage.

Audrey's interrogation in Season 5 of 24 was pretty intense shit, 'specially after J.B ran up in there and called that shit off. Shane threatening to rape the girlfriend of the guy who shot Vic unless she gave him up was tits.

Season Four is perfectly set up with the combination of the Prop Joe Co-Op vs Marlo and Co w/ Stavros the Greek being involved somehow. They, of course, also have to deal with Team Freamon which will be bomb. I also look forward to Dook doing some bashful and aw-shucks style slangin' on the corner. He seems like he'd be an intelligent hustler.

I thought B at first, but thinking back there's no logical reason to do it. CroCop could lose and if he ever touched the mic he'd probably plug the Showtime show or something. Better off just making him sit it out while most fans forget he ever existed. Rumours are now pointing to Vera fighting Jake O'Brien at an event TBD. It'll most likely be a prelim that way if O'Brien does what UFC hopes and pulls it out they can show the fight and if Vera takes it they'll quietly ignore the whole thing.

Apatows next movie, unless I'm mistaken is starring Anna Farris and it's a comedy about a girl who eats a batch of her roomates pot brownies and trips out.

In his debut column on UFC.com Bisping says that he wasn't impressed by Rampage and would give him a five out of ten for his performance. Not sure if Rampage is a dude you want harboring a grudge against you but that would be a good fight no doubt.

Wonder if they're ever going to, ya know, mention why Andy hasn't been around the last three episodes?

Kevin Randleman and Thiago Alves's suspensions were handed down today by the NSAC. Randleman was stripped of his fighters license and fined $5000. He can re-apply to the Athletic Commission in one year and must prove that he's healthy and roid-free. Expect Randleman to announce his retirement soon enough. Alves was fined $5500 and is out for 8 months but nothing happened to his license. On a side-note from that Gilbert Yvel was denied a fighters license by the NSAC due to his history of abusing refs, verbally and physically. This kills his scheduled fight with Sergei Kharitonov that was supposed to take place at PRIDE: Second Coming this month in Vegas. No replacement for Gilbert has been announced.

Bitch please. Two words: SEX PANTHER

Prediction: Ryan's career gets some unexpected upward mobility and he makes his first sale very soon.

That was tremendous stuff. I thought they fired on all cyclinders and managed to have everybody get their moments in. I think that's gotta be the most amount of time Creed has ever been on screen. Poor Toby.

I want to see a Pixar film about that piece of metallic hell.

On Dip-related notes Juelz and Weezy are putting out a mixtape together this summer and JR Writer and Hell Rell have one due up in the next month or so. Should be fyah.

That's some profound, deep-ass shit.

This cannot suck at all. "She lika the way you do tings" Oh, and Heigl has some lovely tats.

You're all fucking nuts.

I like Desmond so I wouldn't have called it a wash or anything but it just seemed fairly whacky, even by Lost standards. Though I did dig seeing Fionella Flannigan.

What the fuck was that? Are they actively trying to turn people off of what was a once-brilliant show?