Smartly Pretty

If I had the game I'd be singing goofy goober rock. I hadn't even heard that song until I saw the spongebob movie.

Maybe when Pedro comes back the mets will DFA Sele and Mota and move Lawrence to the bullpen. I like him so far, he could help out in the pen.

Dear Guiellmo Mota, Dude, just take steroids again. You pitch like shit without them, and shouldn't have a job anyway, so if you get banned for life for roiding, it's no big deal. If not, at least do us a favor and kill yourself.

Whatever happened to David Cross guest starring? also, is it just me or did it take way longer for season 5 to come out on dvd than season 6?

I think a couple songs were written just for the show, some of the later ones anyway. And if you're into it was on their EP so who knows if they wrote that just for the show. They also still haven't done Jenny, which is definitely their best song.

Oh come on. New Orleans was a much sexier pick. Smarter? No, but way sexier.

"Rirruto?" "Those are Z's."

I bought some shrimp the other day. Someone post something good for Shrimp.

Remember the FSN Days? TNA can survive without fans.

I heard from someone he struck out Jesus in a Double A Game.

Didn't he save a little kid from getting hit by a car or something?

I'm also surprised Hot Rod's not doing that well. I read somewhere the script was originally written for Will Ferrel. Not sure what that has to do with anything, but I enjoy mentioning it.

Who's brother are you again?

Boy this mets/marlins game sure sounds fun. IT'S TOO BAD MY LOCAL SPORTS STATION REFUSES TO BROADCAST IT.

We're in long island? That's close to new jersey. Genesis must be in new jersey. BOOK IT!!!!!!!!!!!

Sun Sports has decided that it'd be a better idea to air a UF/FSU football game from 1980something as opposed to tonights Mets/Marlins game. Fuck sun sports. What the fuck. Baseball America released their Prospect Pulse Positional Rankings this week. You have to have a subscription for the whole article, but I have it. If anyone wants to know where certain players were ranked, just let me know. Real quick, here are the top prospects at every position: Is Phil Humber on the list?

I want a major soda company to start selling shirley temples. that'd be the single most awesome thing ever.

I'm trying to think of a Kirby Puckett joke. I'll get back to you on that.

I remember his debut, actually, against the marlins. pretty sure he went 7 innings for a win. Never really panned out.

CEEEEEDDDDDDDD

Does a "Milky" have an expiration date? How does a Milky taste with cereal? Is a Milky ideal for Milkyshakes?

oh and yay for sly. not for toxx so much cause he gets enough attention, but yay for sly. only kidding toxx

Aren't you fed members supposed to be stoked for Genesis? Meanwhile an entire day after Ground Zero there isn't a comments thread? Another Octopus and An Octopus should have a tag match against A Velociraptor and Stephen Hawking at Genesis, which I remind you should take place in new jersey.

That's, uh...wow.

The final 8th is Tiger Woods.