Smartly Pretty

NY is annoying, which is odd, because NJ is one of the best.

15k? Give Stryke some credit man. 37 at least.

He hasn't been showing recently, don't worry.

THE MAIN EVENT - SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH LAST MAN STANDING Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix © vs. Michael Stephens -I mark for both guys...I don't know Landon, because no one else said it. SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH - TAG TEAM TURMOIL! (w/out the tag teams!) Aecas © vs. Insane Luchador vs. Stryke vs. Manson vs. Matt "Cosplay Master" Myers -Myers, in a landslide. BATTLE OF THE WORLD TOUR ICONS "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu - The Seoul Survivor VS. Zyon © - The Patron Wrestler of Athens -[Charlie Haas pop] HOUSE RULES - KING'S ROAD MATCH Va'aiga vs. JJ Johnson -JJ will say he's going to force himself to write, and then wont. SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH - CAGE MATCH "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins © vs. Sean Davis -I predict a DNS. The Dead Precedents vs. Tom Flesher and Charlie "Grappler" Matthews -Fleshygrapple. Cruiserweight Match Wildchild vs. Grendel -DubCee Austin Sly vs. Jimmy the Doom -Slybert

Maybe it's the lack of eyeliner.

Maybe it's the eyeliner.

weshoulddo13thourcompletelyspacebarfree.Raynorthinksit'scool.

And for you efforts, you no longer have a face.

I <3 the rankings.

Do it.

I ran over a lizard on my bike, freaked out, and got laughed at by some conscruction workers. Does that count?

Are there any energy drinks with no calories or low calories? If not, I'll stick with Splenda sweetened coffee and diet soda. Calories = energy. Let's hope not.

Is rice and hot sauce uncommon? It makes sense to me, but I've never seen anyone else do that.

Storming Through The Burning Fields - Dragonforce

Ha, you're right.

You're booking yourself and wasting it on a word limit?

Oreo and Apricot Jelly sandwiches. Cream Soda + Coffee Ice Cream floats.

ohhh ho-ho ohhhhhhhh. Thanks for the history lesson.

So..uh...how exactly does a match with Sean Davis in it determine (spelling?) contendership for the CW title?

Akira vs Zyon at 13th hour, but you already knew that, so yay. And the PPV theme should be Victoria's entrance music. I AINT THE LADY TO MESS WIT. WOOOOOOP!

I remember I tried that once. It didn't work. At all. It wasn't even posted

*knows what's happening, does not read Oat Toast shows* So ha! And see new signature quote.

-There's nothing wrong with the WWE style -ECW wasn't good.

Oh, I thought you just liked saying that.