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If only something like six of those hadn't been upsets. Damn Cinderellas.

This year could even be worst for sequels. I mean Son of the Mask and Agent Cody Banks 2. Why God! Why!! I dunno. Hilary Duff is legal in about 20 states now, so Agent Cody Banks has potential for the pedophiles of the world (and there are many).

True. But Skinner and RepoMan didn't get this huge video saying "Look who's going to be there", and Volkoff was a last minute substitute for Marty Jannetty IIRC. They're making a huge deal about Gunn returning despite nobody ever caring about him unless he's showing the ladies his ass. Big difference. Point taken though.

Thank God I finally got a few wins under my belt. Probably too little too late, but what the hell.

I'm glad to see I made the list too, as I wasn't expecting that at all. Only 57 more of you to beat out now!

SmackDown from JHawk's Beak (New Year's Day 2004) I hope this is the Year of the Wolverine.

Hey, it got me out of work at 6:30 instead of 9:30 tonight, so you won't hear my ass complaining.

Wisconsin lost to frickin' Auburn??? Thank God I don't have money riding on this

If you're fucking Stacy Keibler, then Bobby Heenan's a weasel.

God, I've been stuck on 68 points for like a week now. Why couldn't I at least have gotten stuck on 69 points so I could at least create a new gimmick for myself?

Texas loses to fucking Washington State? Bored, you're a nice guy, but fuck your cocksucking contest! Yeah, I've gotten bitter after missing something like seven straight games, six of them being losses by better teams.

Saturday Night's Main Event (Jan. 1987) Gene Okerlund: "Come on in, Rowdy Roddy Piper. You've got a big one here tonight. No surprise, the "Adorable" Adrian Adonis. Roddy Piper: "I'm gonna make this real short. I don't have a lot of words to say on this. This guy's (Adrian Adonis) humuliated me. I've made a lot of mistakes in my time. You don't get to where I am without making mistakes. It ain't a shame to get knocked down. The shameful part is not being able to get back up, Adrian. Obviously something you can do too. You're back. The fact that you're prostituting my work just eats me inside. The fact that I've got the chance to get in that ring to go get you just eats me inside. I ain't fighting for money, brother. I'm fightng for pride!"

I lurk on several wrestling discussion lists, and somebody got this little gem off concerning Raw that I'm still laughing my ass off at. Anybody else hear some great quotes about Raw from people outside of TSM?

The only reason Bret dropped the belt was because his contract was about up and Vince didn't want to risk Bret showing up on WCW TV with the IC title much like Flair had done months earlier, coming in with the WCW World Title around his waist on WWF TV. The fever was kayfabed. Steiners received no video buildup, just a promo that they would debut the following week and they were verbally built up by the commentators. Kona Crush was around for several months before he admitted he was from Hawaii. He didn't do so until the 9/14/92 episode of Prime Time. Bret was no stranger to working singles matches and had done so off and on for several years prior to 91 ... so no explanation was needed. Neidhart went into semi-retirement and did commentary on Wrestling Challenge while Bret went on as a singles. There was absolutely no hype for LOD the first time around. Vince merely said they'd wrestle next week and Jesse Ventura said "And wait until you see Hawk and Animal in action".

I just want to know why the Circuit City I work at is definitely getting this when it comes out but refuses to carry WWE DVDs.

God even hates me in a predictions contest where there isn't any money on the line. I was tied for first place with 68 points like five games ago and haven't gotten one right since.

Final Fantasy XI will come as part of the PS2 hard drive bundle, IIRC. Sometime in March.

Look at it this way, UndertakerHart: At least you got it for free.

First off, Bruno's still in his late 60s (I think) and supposedly in fantastic shape for a man his age. Secondly, for Bruno Sammartino to ever be in the same room as Vince McMahon ever again would require not only hell freezing over, but also for Mars to have humanoid life on it, the Cleveland Browns getting an offensive line, and Stacy Keibler having my baby.

I'm just glad to find out that we're not going to have a miniature CWM running around. The world isn't ready for that yet.

A huge opportunity, and one that's most certainly worth the risk. Good luck Dames. Now if only my friends from out of state (preferably out west) knew of a great job opportunity for me...

Madden 2004 Final Fantasy X-2 SmackDown: Here Comes The Pain

Yep. Live from San Antonio. Triple H vs. Shawn Michaels. You did put that into your Diatribe on the 15th...

Saturday Night's Main Event (Nov. 1986): Randy Savage: "I might have to make a pair of boots and belts out of that creature." Gene Okerlund: "Damien? You're going to skin Damien?" Savage: "No, I'm talkin' about, I'm gonna get me a Jake skin belt, yeah."

There is a SmackDown brand show on Tuesday, and I assume that's the taping for Thursday.