The Bitch is Back

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

G'Day,

 

Whudda thunk that Banky would be back in his office starting shit again? Not me. After the grass roots campaign a few months ago that got me banned, I thought my days here were through. Since my IP was banned, I didn't have any idea what I had done to get unregistered. So I registed for AIM. I knew all you whacky ass fruits used it, so I thought I would be able to reach Dames on it. And I did. He explained to me why I was banned, and that there wasn't anythign I could do about it. He also stated that the majority of the people AGREED with it. Boy, was that a kick in the face. I nearly won the TSM popularity contest, right?

 

So anyways, I didn't have the TSM, but when I would get a little bored I would log onto my AIM. Last night just happened to be one of those nights. Dames was freaking out. He didn't know what the hell happened to the board. He broke down what was wrong with it, and I asked how I could help. I looked up how to fix the SQL when there were problems. I didn't know the extent to how the board was broken, but I gave him the information I had ascertained. Low and behold, Dames tells me this morning that some of the information I gave HELPED him. In return, Dames gave me my freedom. I had asked for it for awhile but he just couldn't/wouldn't budge on his final ruling. But throughout this, somehow he had a change of heart. I am appreciative.

 

Now the question is, has Banky learned his lesson? I'd say so. But don't expect me to become a castrated version of my former self. Like many posters here, I alsways considered my humor here to be of the innocent nature. Light hearted stabs to loosen the uptight nature of typical smary wrestling fans.

 

Anyways I am hungry, need a shower, and all that other fun shit. So I'll cut this ego masturbation short. Thank you to everyone for not getting on Dames back for allowing me to return, yes - even the heartless fiend who called for my banning in the first place.

 

I feel like DJ Jeff.

 

Oh, and allow me to think of an appropriate quote to finish this sucker off.

 

Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me

cuz we need a little controversy, cuz it feels so empty without me

[Ripper 0]

HEY!!! ITS A BITCH!!! Welcome Back!!!

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

Well... welcome back Banky.

 

And thanks for helping out Dames with getting the board running again.

[Guest Choken One]

Hi Banky. Now Step Over. So I can Watch the fireworks.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Shit!

[Guest *scratches head and leaves*]

*scratches head and leaves*

[Ripper 0]

Well... welcome back Banky.

 

And thanks for helping out Dames with getting the board running again.

::Ripper's phone rings::

 

Ripper: hello...oh, what up Satan...what's wrong.

 

Satan: Dude, its freezing down here. It just froze the fuck over for some reason. I don't even know why.

 

Ripper: Damn...I'll try to find out for you. Oh, and God told me to tell you that you can't fuck with him, bitch step off.

 

Satan: ...

 

Ripper: What are you doing?

 

Satan: The shakey fist of anger....holla at you later, man.

[Guest The Old Me]

OMG, he's back~!

 

What's your name again, son?

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

This deserves a haiku:

 

Welcome back Banky

This board sucked without you here

Now read the saga

[DerangedHermit 0]

Who is "*scratches head and leaves*?"

 

Welcome back, even though I really ignored some of your posts (by some, I mean most).

[Zack Malibu 0]

Welcome back man.

[Guest Choken One]

HOLY SHIT!

 

Banky Helped Dames...

 

This is STRAIGHT OUTTA THE SAGA!

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

HOLY SHIT!

 

Banky Helped Dames...

 

This is STRAIGHT OUTTA THE SAGA!

Art imitating life? Or life imitating art?

[The Amazing Rando 0]

this is the greatest day in the history of our great board...or something.

 

 

Welcome Back.

[Guest Choken One]

Hey...Banky you can join the A-Team if you want...but be it known...Two of the Players have been sickly murdered...

[Stephen Joseph 0]

im pumped...bankywood returns

 

oh yeah!

[Nevermortal 0]

Meh.

[Guest Vitamin X]

You know all we need back now is My Eyebrow is on fire and this place would suddenly become much more entertaining.

[bob_barron 0]

Banky-

 

Who is your current favourite hockey team of the moment?

[Guest MissMattitude]

I didn't know you but... hey welcome back.

[DerangedHermit 0]

Oh jeez, Bob. The guy comes back and the first thing you ask him is what hockey team he likes.

[Mole 0]

Welcome back. I still never found out why he was Banned in the first place.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

LA Kings.

 

Dark Horses out of the West!

 

Thanks everyone.

[bob_barron 0]

LA Kings.

 

Dark Horses out of the West!

 

Thanks everyone.

You still hate Toronto right?

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

LA Kings.

 

Dark Horses out of the West!

 

Thanks everyone.

You still hate Toronto right?

Always will.

[Guest The Old Me]

Welcome back. I still never found out why he was Banned in the first place.

Good thing you weren't here last night.

[Dangerous A 0]

BANKYWOOD Industries will be resurrected!!!

 

 

And we're coming for your asses, fool!!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Welcome Back my friend. I missed you.

[Nighthawk 0]

Banky probably hacked the board himself, then held it hostage until Dames let him back. Good show.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Banky probably hacked the board himself, then held it hostage until Dames let him back. Good show.

I am not that clever. I couldn't even get myself back on the board after being banned.