Guest The Old Me Posted August 18, 2003 Report Posted August 18, 2003 MY Hustler. Check the DNA stain on page 45. Uh, I have that issue, and page 45 is a Calvin Klein underwear ad, dude. Hey, I'm in that ad... ummm...I mean it seeped through to page 45? So, I've seen your cock and I've got your semen on me. I love Mondays You love *ME*.
Zack Malibu Posted August 18, 2003 Report Posted August 18, 2003 Chave should wear one of these next time:
Guest The Old Me Posted August 18, 2003 Report Posted August 18, 2003 Chave should wear one of these next time: Are they semen proof?
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted August 18, 2003 Report Posted August 18, 2003 Chave should wear one of these next time: Are they semen proof? No, they're just for people who want to look stylish...
Guest The Old Me Posted August 18, 2003 Report Posted August 18, 2003 Chave should wear one of these next time: Are they semen proof? No, they're just for people who want to look stylish... We'll see how stylish they look with warm yogurt dripping off them.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted August 18, 2003 Report Posted August 18, 2003 Chave should wear one of these next time: Are they semen proof? No, they're just for people who want to look stylish... We'll see how stylish they look with warm yogurt dripping off them. Yes. We shall.
Zack Malibu Posted August 18, 2003 Report Posted August 18, 2003 OK, this BETTER belong to one of the chicks...or IDRM. He's the only guy that can get away with owning this shit.
Guest MissMattitude Posted August 18, 2003 Report Posted August 18, 2003 Oh Zack, where did you find it. I thought I'd lost my lovely set of whips forever.
The Kid Posted August 18, 2003 Report Posted August 18, 2003 Yay! My toonie! Now I can pay for the bus.
Guest The Old Me Posted August 18, 2003 Report Posted August 18, 2003 Oh Zack, where did you find it. I thought I'd lost my lovely set of whips forever. No anal beads?
BifEverchad Posted August 18, 2003 Author Report Posted August 18, 2003 Yay! My toonie! Now I can pay for the bus. God Love Canadians.
The Kid Posted August 18, 2003 Report Posted August 18, 2003 Ahhh the toonie, such a splendid thing. Just another hunk of change...but you can buy alot with just a toonie.
Guest stardust Posted August 18, 2003 Report Posted August 18, 2003 No anal beads? You could possibly look to IDRM for those.
Nighthawk Posted August 18, 2003 Report Posted August 18, 2003 I've got the anal beads... but I don't think you want them anymore.
Youth N Asia Posted August 18, 2003 Report Posted August 18, 2003 You know what...I'm not even going to shame you on this. I'll just put it up over here, look the other way, and maybe it will be gone when I turn back around. You don't need to ID yourself.
Guest Askewniverse Posted August 18, 2003 Report Posted August 18, 2003 Well, I came across these, so I figured that I'd drop them off here.
Zack Malibu Posted August 18, 2003 Report Posted August 18, 2003 That's my lotion! Stay out of my gym bag!
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted August 18, 2003 Report Posted August 18, 2003 This thread needed more cowbell...
Zack Malibu Posted August 18, 2003 Report Posted August 18, 2003 Yeah, someone takes the lotion out of my bag,and leaves this crap...
Guest stardust Posted August 18, 2003 Report Posted August 18, 2003 I've been wondering where that can of whipped cream was...
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted August 18, 2003 Report Posted August 18, 2003 I've been wondering where that can of whipped cream was... I borrowed it to use with my Kama Sutra.
justsoyouknow Posted August 18, 2003 Report Posted August 18, 2003 AH! My tambourine! The band has been suffering!
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted August 18, 2003 Report Posted August 18, 2003 *snatches the hat and runs* Can you put it over your sig?
Cran Da Maniac Posted August 18, 2003 Report Posted August 18, 2003 Boy I sure am hungry, got anything to eat? Well, guess I'll take these, unless they taste like crap.
CanadianChick Posted August 18, 2003 Report Posted August 18, 2003 Thunder? On PlayStation? Wohoo! Erm, I mean, uh, WCW video games suck! Yeah! Okay, now to win the World title with Hogan...
Guest Askewniverse Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 (edited) That's my lotion! Stay out of my gym bag! Yeah, someone takes the lotion out of my bag,and leaves this crap... It wasn't me Zack, I swear. I was framed. As if sticking your lotion in my bag wasn't bad enough, the sicko stuck the Thunder game in my bag. Edited August 19, 2003 by Askewniverse
BifEverchad Posted August 19, 2003 Author Report Posted August 19, 2003 oh, and I know this is Lost and Found, but I figured I could bring them here anyways. Um...CanadianChick..you left these behind last night:
KingPK Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 Ah, so there's that damn thing! Oh, and.........I'll take this. What can I say? It was cheaper than a Barry White album and does the trick anyway. The man has a smooooooth voice.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted August 19, 2003 Report Posted August 19, 2003 Ah, so there's that damn thing! Oh, and.........I'll take this. What can I say? It was cheaper than a Barry White album and does the trick anyway. The man has a smooooooth voice. Someones gonna have a fun night in...
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