Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 What is it badass? Striding across the icy wasteland, carrying a mighty sword, cometh KDriver(Kyle Driver...me): And he give a vengeful roar "I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender! "
eiker_ir Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 Who is that, prowling on the steppes! It is Eiker, hands clutching a reflective halberd! He bellows ominously: "I'm going to beat the flaming shit out of you!!"
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 Thumbtack, what in the FUCK is that prancing green thing in your avatar? I have become fixated with it. Hark! Who is that, running over the icy wasteland! It is Agent of Oblivion, hands clutching a burning branch! He cries ominously: "I'm going to flog you so hard, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!!!"
Guest The Old Me Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 Prowling across the wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a meaty axe, cometh The New Me! And he gives a gutteral howl: "I'm going to torment you so forcibly, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!!"
Garth Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 Lo! Who is that, rampaging amidst the cliffs! It is G-Money, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a spectacular roar, his voice cometh: "I'm going to pummel you with such wanton cruelty, your timbers will shiver!!"
Guest stardust Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 Striding amidst the hotel lobby, swinging a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Stardust! And she gives an ominous cry: "I'm going to bruise you until you scream like a banshee, then make toast!!"
The Metal Maniac Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 Who is that, stalking out of the cliffs! It is The Metal Maniac, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with an ominous howl, his voice cometh: "Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I hereby snap and go berzerk!!" This is beyond odd.
CanadianChris Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 Rampaging amidst the tarmac, swinging a mighty sword, cometh CanadianChris! And he gives a low cry: "I'm seriously going to pound you into the danger zone!" Apparently, I'm a bland 80s babyface.
KanadianKrusty Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking amidst the hotel lobby! It is KanadianKrusty, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He screams mightily: "As sure as predators devour prey, I plunder like the world's mightiest bad-ass!!"
Hank Kingsley Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 Sprinting on the fields, clutching a reflective halberd, cometh Superstare! And he gives a bloodthirsty scream: "I'm going to beat you all the way to Wackersdorf, and grin like a fucking maniac!!"
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted August 30, 2003 Author Report Posted August 30, 2003 Agent of Oblivion Posted on Aug 30 2003, 06:36 AM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thumbtack, what in the FUCK is that prancing green thing in your avatar? I have become fixated with it. I have no fucking clue dude, no clue at all.
Guest Ecto Cooler Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 For the love of beatings, I bring darkness and mayhem until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!
Ravenbomb Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 under another SN: Hark! Who is that, prowling on the icy wasteland! It is The Rev BTC, hands clutching a meaty axe! He howls thunderously: "Blood and souls for my dark lord! I pillage until my glands are satisfied!" under Ravenbomb: Running on the candy store, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a reflective halberd, cometh Ravenbomb! And he gives an ominous scream: "I'm going to bludgeon you with such zeal, I will be high on life for years to come!!!"
HarleyQuinn Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 Skulking amidst the candy store, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a reflective halberd, cometh DawnBTVS! And he gives an ominous scream: "I'm seriously going to pummel you backwards in time, and roll you in creamy neugut!"
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted August 30, 2003 Author Report Posted August 30, 2003 Yea verily: who is that, skulking on the freeway! It is Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a mighty grunt, hi voice cometh: "This one's for you, mom! I shall fill the world with the stench of death!!"
Nevermortal Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 Skulking along the desert, carrying a mighty sword, cometh Nevermortal! And he gives a gutteral howl: "You in some shit now, muhfuh! I pilliage and burn like a klepto-pyro!!"
Guest Sturgis Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 Lo! Who is that, striding amidst the wasteland! It is Sturgis, hands clutching a thorned whip! He roars thunderously: "You in some shit now, muhfuh! I carve into flesh until everything has croaked!!" That sounds like me.
{''({o..o})''} Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 Lo! Who is that, running amidst the fields! It is FrozenBlockofPissReborn, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with an ominous grunt, his voice cometh: "I'm going to pummel you until you turn inside-out, and hijack your momma's airplane!!" Sprinting amidst the fields, clutching a vorpal blade, cometh FrozenBlockofPiss! And he gives a spectacular grunt: "Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! Man, that's some good coffee!!!" Zang! Who is that, sprinting through the desert! It is FrozenBlock, hands clutching a thorned whip! He cries mightily: "I'm seriously going to defoul you so utterly, Jesus himself will forsake you!!!"
Guest Fook Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 Running out of the wasteland, clutching a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Fook_Hing_Ho! And he gives a mighty bellow: "Ares, God of War, be praised! I pillage with reckless abandon!"
Guest Choken One Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 Skulking on the fields, clutching a meaty axe, cometh Choken One! And he gives a booming grunt: "As sure as predators devour prey, I lay waste to all I see until there is no more hope!!!"
justsoyouknow Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 Lo! Who is that, sprinting over the wasteland! It is Justsoyouknow, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a vengeful roar, his voice cometh: "I'm going to transmogrify everything you hold dear!"
treble Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 Rampaging along the mountains, wielding a thorned whip, cometh Treble Charged! And he gives a low roar: "I'm seriously going to clobber you so painfully, I will be high on life for years to come!"
kkktookmybabyaway Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 "Go for the eyes Boo, Go for the eyes! ARRRRGH!..."
Vern Gagne Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 "I'm going to torment you until the sun burns out, and dip you in uranium!!!"
ArkhamGlobe Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 Sprinting over the steppes, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a burning branch, cometh ArkhamGlobe! And he gives an ominous howl: "I'm seriously going to hump you in such an inhumane manner, your timbers will shiver!!!"
The Kid Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 Who is that, rampaging across the mountains! It is AM The Kid, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He cries thunderously: "I'm going to hump you harder than God thought possible!!"
The Amazing Rando Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 Who is that, striding on the steppes! It is Rando, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He cries apocalyptically: "Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I look forward to hearing the lamentations of thy women!!!"
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 "I'm going to fuck you beyond capacity!" nice
Guest SweetNSexyDiva Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 "I'm going to flog you with such disregard for common sense, you will polymorph into Cthulhu!!"
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