Guest wrestlingbs Report post Posted September 1, 2003 Credit: Quoted from Ashish at 411mania and from Wrestling Observer: "Triple H did not wrestle at WWE's RAW brand house show in Hattiesburg, MS last night as he once again aggravated his groin injury. No word on his exact condition but it is said to be not too serious." ----- And now: FOOTBALL TO THE GROIN Produced and Directed by Hans Moleman Starring HHH (Football hits The Game's groin, Hunter falls down) HHH: Ahhh... my groin! fin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffey Report post Posted September 1, 2003 I didn't know that it ever healed. It just sounds to me like this was reported due to lack of news. People trying to stir the HHH pot some more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iliketurtles 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2003 And once again...this is why HHH needs to stop wrestling. Not because we all hate him, but for the human being's own good.....his body just can't take it anymore and it's all happened since the quad tear. Edit: If it's even true. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2003 Besides, and I think this was mentioned before, but if he goes away for a year, everybody on the show will be required to ask "Where's Poochie?" on each show. Oh, and he'll like heal and stuff to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2003 Not even all the ice in the world can save him now... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wwF1587 Report post Posted September 1, 2003 but i just KNOW that the game will make it for Unforgvien to BEAT goldberg for the title cuase he is just that mcuh of a company man... he is the GAME.. and the best.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Real Nosferatu Report post Posted September 1, 2003 ::marks out for Blue Blazer pic in HartFan86's signature:: HHH is being held down by his groin. Theres something you don't read every day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2003 "Groin, you're just not championship material." That's how HHH can beat this and have it never come back again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2003 And now: FOOTBALL TO THE GROIN Produced and Directed by Hans Moleman Starring HHH (Football hits The Game's groin, Hunter falls down) HHH: Ahhh... my groin! fin You stole my joke ! I did this like a month ago ! Ah, whatever. You can have it. It's funny no matter who does it. And come on - does Triple H even need his groin anymore ? He can have it removed and wrestle in a true-handicap match. HHH in a wheelchair vs. Jericho, RVD, and Booker T. Of course, do you have to ask who wins ? And as for bed, have Steph strap on the HHHorn and turn Hunter around. He is 'bi' a lot of things - you know? Or he can just call Chyna back too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Real Nosferatu Report post Posted September 1, 2003 And now: FOOTBALL TO THE GROIN Produced and Directed by Hans Moleman Starring HHH (Football hits The Game's groin, Hunter falls down) HHH: Ahhh... my groin! fin You stole my joke ! I did this like a month ago ! Ah, whatever. You can have it. It's funny no matter who does it. And come on - does Triple H even need his groin anymore ? He can have it removed and wrestle in a true-handicap match. HHH in a wheelchair vs. Jericho, RVD, and Booker T. Of course, do you have to ask who wins ? And as for bed, have Steph strap on the HHHorn and turn Hunter around. He is 'bi' a lot of things - you know? Or he can just call Chyna back too. ::disgusted Simpsons Groan:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2003 geez, he gets injured more than Elijah Price Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2003 *Gets HHH one of those new Icy hot patches that Shaq endorses* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Report post Posted September 1, 2003 Elijah Price *marks out* uh...HHH sux dood. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted September 1, 2003 I blame Stephanie for this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Real Nosferatu Report post Posted September 1, 2003 I guess all the "ass tearing" HHH does effected him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted September 1, 2003 Credit: Quoted from Ashish at 411mania and from Wrestling Observer: "Triple H did not wrestle at WWE's RAW brand house show in Hattiesburg, MS last night as he once again aggravated his groin injury. No word on his exact condition but it is said to be not too serious." ----- And now: FOOTBALL TO THE GROIN Produced and Directed by Hans Moleman Starring HHH (Football hits The Game's groin, Hunter falls down) HHH: Ahhh... my groin! fin Of course, the MOST obvious question is why on God's earth is HHH's groin getting so much press nowadays? -=Mike --- I mean, with all of the steroids and all, that thing must be hella-shriveled up by now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wrestlingbs Report post Posted September 1, 2003 Credit: Quoted from Ashish at 411mania and from Wrestling Observer: "Triple H did not wrestle at WWE's RAW brand house show in Hattiesburg, MS last night as he once again aggravated his groin injury. No word on his exact condition but it is said to be not too serious." ----- And now: FOOTBALL TO THE GROIN Produced and Directed by Hans Moleman Starring HHH (Football hits The Game's groin, Hunter falls down) HHH: Ahhh... my groin! fin Of course, the MOST obvious question is why on God's earth is HHH's groin getting so much press nowadays? -=Mike --- I mean, with all of the steroids and all, that thing must be hella-shriveled up by now Well, like they say, big things come from small packages. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoCalMike 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2003 someone cue the "my sacrifice" promo for the courageous Triple H. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2003 Odd thing.... I watched Hitman Hart today on the Biography Channel and this brings to mind the last part of the show where Bret's wife was telling HHH how one way or another Karma will get you and everything comes back around. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffey Report post Posted September 1, 2003 ...the MOST obvious question is why on God's Earth is HHH's groin getting so much press nowadays? I mean, with all of the steroids and all, that thing must be hella-shriveled up by now Spoken with ignorance. As someone who knows a lot about the subject I can tell you that nothing "shrivels up." In fact, all steroid use does is empty the water from your scrotum. When you quit taking them, the water comes back. Nothing shrinks. Seeing as how most people take roids in six week cycles, you don't really have to worry about it. You do, however, have to take pills to stop all the hormones. Otherwise, you'll grow man boobs. Oh, there is that thing where your heart might explode too... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2003 So steroids don't give you a small penis? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2003 HHH is being held down by his groin That happens to me occasionally. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haVoc 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2003 Torch Newsletter reported this week not only does Triple H have a pulled groin but also a torn lower ab. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cuban Linx 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2003 Has HHH had any neck or back injuries? Those are about the only body parts he hasn't had injured, though at the rate he's going it's only a matter of time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ultra Violence 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2003 HHH: I AM THE GROIN! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2003 *Hugs Voodoo Doll* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2003 Maybe this will mean that HHH and the World Title will get to sit out the next PPV, and he'll get to keep it even longer! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Trivia247 Report post Posted September 1, 2003 so not only does HHH get too Hold the title, but he gets to defend it only when he HAS to at PPV's and don't even get into build up matches vs anyone..and he gets too wear the puffed up HHH Tights with groin protection. then again... HHH reaggrivates his groin injury due to having sex with stephanie, he determines that Sex with steph is Hazardous to his health so he goes to Vince and he declares that all sex with steph is bad and therefore BANNED from WWE kinda like what happened to Tombstones and Piledrivers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest netslob Report post Posted September 1, 2003 I blame Stephanie for this she probably accidently bit down... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2003 Hey....maybe he'll be so hurt all he can do is take a spear and a jackhammer...I'd mark out if Goldberg just murdered him at this PPV. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
