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Exactly. By doing this you are eliminating the possibility of a conversation taking place. You aren't allowing a conversation to flow: instead of ending your spiel with a question for the other person to answer you are stiffling the conversation between the two of you before they can reject you.

 

Get confident, stupid!

Look. I'm already a legend on this board. People listen to me. No one's going to be scared off if I do away with question marks. Instead, rather than appear to be unhip or not with it, they will embrace the new Incandenza--the question markless Incandenza!--and marvel at my enigmatic nature.

 

Ya dig.

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Guest The Pirate in White
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I want in on this lack of question marks. Where do I sign up.

Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620
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No question marks is just dumb. If you really want to be a "pioneer" stop using puntuation all together.

 

It would be a lot cooler if you pulled it off right plus its not dumb

Guest The Pirate in White
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I cannot believe how much of a moron you are. If a car fell on you, I'd buy champagne and cake and throw the wildest fucking party imaginable.

Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620
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I cannot believe how much of a moron you are. If a car fell on you, I'd buy champagne and cake and throw the wildest fucking party imaginable.

What's wrong MIW? Did you get sand in you pussy?

 

If you don't like what I post, ignore it or shut the fuck up.

 

It's that easy.

Guest The Pirate in White
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Or....I can criticize you.

 

I know you're the paragon of maturity and all, but please, shut the fuck up. The fact is, I just plain don't like you, and it entertains me to let you know. I know, that makes me stupid and lame and whatever clever witticism you'd come up with, but I simply don't care, and in fact, the fact that you don't like me makes me feel just a little bit better about myself.

 

I apologize though. I shouldn't have used the word "fact" twice in that last sentence, when you can't even grasp its meaning the first time.

Guest The Pirate in White
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Oh, one last thing:

 

Oh, and by the way. This is just a message board and spouting out third grade insults because you feel like you've been cornered doesn't go over too well.

What's wrong MIW? Did you get sand in you pussy?

 

You'd better be expecting that every single time you deviate from a post-collegiate level of discussion.

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i think inc has issues with living under my shadow. for months he's seen me openly defying the rules of traditional english grammar with my refusal to capitalize, and feels he must outdo me by refusing to use certain punctuation.

 

or maybe it has something to do with alf.

Guest Sigmund Freud
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Exactly. By doing this you are eliminating the possibility of a conversation taking place. You aren't allowing a conversation to flow: instead of ending your spiel with a question for the other person to answer you are stiffling the conversation between the two of you before they can reject you.

 

Get confident, stupid!

Look. I'm already a legend on this board. People listen to me. No one's going to be scared off if I do away with question marks. Instead, rather than appear to be unhip or not with it, they will embrace the new Incandenza--the question markless Incandenza!--and marvel at my enigmatic nature.

 

Ya dig.

You have delusions of power, believing yourself to be more important than you really are, setting yourself apart from your peers. Learn that you are part of a group. Embrace it, don't fight it.

 

Also, what the fuck happened to this thread? Johnson, I hold you entirely responsible. Dick. I'm amazed you haven't claimed I'm Prince Paul yet.

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Guest Sigmund Freud
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Upon reading this thread over again, I have come to the conclusion that it is one of the greatest in TSM history, and that people should start requesting psychoanalysis from me once more.

Guest FrigidSoul
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Speaking of things the real Inca would never say, I think Chave should go and use his Inca-esque account to go post in this thread. That being said he can never change the name of the account again or anything about it. From there everybody who comes to the board and reads old actual Inca posts will be confused by his appearence in that one thread.

Guest Sigmund Freud
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It appears someody has delusions of grandeur about this board.

 

From there everybody who comes to the board and reads old actual Inca posts will be confused by his appearence in that one thread.

 

?

 

Do you honestly think that anybody would come to this board searching for Incandenza posts? And if they do, what would be the scebario in which they would say "Wow, Incandenza posting in a random WWE thread? I am confused!"?

 

It seems to me that you believe this board to be more important than it really is. You should realise that this board truly means nothing to the rest of the world, even to the rest of the net smark world. You must accept that posting on this board is not a replacement for life, but an accompanyment.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Why am I so exciteable?

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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TMIW > Johnson.

 

TSM maths. It rocks!

This post is great because it is awful and I would never say it.

0wnag3

Guest Sigmund Freud
Posted
Why am I so exciteable?

Beacause you have nothing else to focus your energy on. List your top five hobbies. You can't can you? That's because you don't have five hobbies. You are a loose cannon. Try channeling your energy into other realms, such as going to the gym, gardening or trying to break the world record for masurbation in one day.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

1. Playing Music

2. Masturbation

3. Exercise

4. Drugs

5. Fishing

 

You were half right, at least.

Guest Sigmund Freud
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Sigmund Freud is always half right.

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Freud, three questions:

 

1. why do I look up to you so?

 

2. my former best friend has appeared in my dreams for a pretty long time now. It's disturbing because we had a bad falling out and I really cared about him... until he totally turned on me. WHat the hell is goin on??????

 

3. so ... uh ... what do you think about incessant body image issues?

Guest Astro
Posted

My doc says my weak erections may be psychological, how can I over come this?

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I cannot believe how much of a moron you are. If a car fell on you, I'd buy champagne and cake and throw the wildest fucking party imaginable.

Heh.

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